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It is a post. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…
pinned post!
For the next four years, I will be replacing all upcoming opening arguments with interpretive dance.
add a skeleton here at some point
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴
about 10 hours ago
It's funny how I remember the taste of the "spoon" more than the ice cream.
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Mueller, She Wrote
about 6 hours ago
I’m not sure Todd Blanche can run the DoJ when most of his time is spent making sure Ghislaine Maxwell doesn’t release more of her Epstein files to the WSJ.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
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Hartford Yard Goats
about 10 hours ago
5 months ago Braylen Wimmer had a seizure on his way to a Fall League game, and was diagnosed with a brain tumor. 18 days later, he underwent a craniotomy. Last night, Wimmer started in centerfield for the Yard Goats, and scored a run at the plate. That's guts. That's perseverance 🙌
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NBC News
about 9 hours ago
“They were going to come. It was going to be a big thing. We were going to go to the beach right after. All those plans had to go out the window because they said ICE would be here."
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Some Marines graduate without their parents' presence amid ICE fears
News that ICE would be stationed outside Marine Corps graduation events upended family plans, elicited national reaction and drew out protesters, including Marine veterans.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/marines-graduation-ice-fears-parris-island-rcna266019
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️🌈
1 day ago
Awesome trolling during trump's national address last night.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF
about 15 hours ago
The news cycle was so satisfying yesterday.
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omgisme
about 12 hours ago
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MeidasTouch
about 13 hours ago
Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig scoop
www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...
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Mark214 #FDT💙💙
about 19 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣
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about 18 hours ago
A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing. His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
about 12 hours ago
Trump said in a primetime address this week that Iran no longer had anti-air defenses. Within 48 hours, an F-15 was shot down, and a Black Hawk was reportedly hit searching for the crew.
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Jon Cooper
about 14 hours ago
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Angry
about 16 hours ago
There’s currently a frantic search taking place for two US pilots who were shot down in Iran, and this idiot is talking about taking the oil.
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Andrew Weinstein
about 16 hours ago
When the nation’s top lawyer treats the law like a political weapon, the damage doesn’t end when she’s shown the door. The Florida Bar previously refused to investigate Pam Bondi because she was a sitting federal officer. Now that shield is gone. I wrote about what accountability could look like.
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So… what happens when the Attorney General gets fired
The Florida Bar said it couldn’t act while Pam Bondi held federal power. That excuse ended today.
https://open.substack.com/pub/andrewweinstein/p/so-what-happens-when-the-attorney?r=1yeyao&utm_medium=ios
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Ossang
1 day ago
Explaining holy week to the kid. Me: so jesus was arrested today, thursday. Tomorrow he dies at 3pm. That's why they don't eat meat. Saturday nothing happens. Sunday he comes back to life. Hubs: yknow when you don't believe in any of this, it sounds really dumb, doesn't it?
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Jess Piper
1 day ago
I heard someone say that we should be registering voters at gas stations.
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Christopher Webb
2 days ago
☠️☠️☠️
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Kasey Kagawa
1 day ago
*scrambles to my feet and salutes* Fuck yeah. This clip of the Stetson University vs. University of Florida softball game stopping to let the players gawk at the Artemis II launch? This is America.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
1 day ago
Go rogue, Pam. Release ALL the Epstein files.
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Leah Litman
1 day ago
may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘
1 day ago
Rob Kennedy "Sunrise at the beach in Florida." Highland Beach, Fl.
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Go Green
1 day ago
‘Really special’: Watch as mother, sister and daughter whales unite in supporting newborn calf
www.euronews.com/2026/03/27/r...
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TheSilverOtter
1 day ago
I don't ask for much. I just want the world to stop burning. I want preventable diseases to be prevented. I want clean air and water. I want people to have bodily autonomy. I want him to have a massive stroke. I want more time with my dogs. I want good coffee and cannabis.
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Hillbilly Highlander
1 day ago
Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.
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DAPPER DON DHARSHI
1 day ago
Absolutely nothing is wrong with him. I just admire his courage.
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The Lincoln Project
1 day ago
Start the clock.
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Luca
2 days ago
85 year old Joan Baez and Jesse Welles at the UC Theatre in Berkeley, CA, March 21, 2026 TT: jessewelles
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️
2 days ago
Excellent visualization of the true distance between the Earth and our moon:
#artemis
#AGoodPlace
Source:
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Luca
2 days ago
Marine biologist Tabitha Siegfried helps to save “Syrena” the sea turtle struggling offshore and completely covered in barnacles. IG: tabby.siegfried
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Tropicality
2 days ago
Pic of the Day…Feeling the Heat 💗🧡💛💜💗
tropicality.com
#sunrisers
#sunrise
#sunrisephotography
#beach
#sunrisedaily
#sunrises
#sunriseday
#sunrisemind
#beaches
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
2 days ago
Just so everyone knows, the Solicitor General straight up lied about the 1921 law review article he kept talking about. quick thread:
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
2 days ago
Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship.
#Hypocrites
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Ron Filipkowski
3 days ago
Alex Jones says Trump is done: “When your ankles swell up three times the size they were before, that means heart failure. And he does look sick. And he does babble and it sounds like the brain’s not doing too hot. So we just cut bait on Trump.”
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3 days ago
✅ Sunny Isles, Florida Known as "Little Moscow" or "Moscow by the Sea" Many companies arrange for pregnant Russians to give birth in US for a fee
apnews.com/general-news...
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Mother Russia: South Florida sees a boom in 'birth tourism'
Every year, hundreds of pregnant Russian women travel to the United States to give birth so that their child can acquire the privileges of American citizenship.
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Bob Geiger
3 days ago
The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic on Kristi Noem’s husband: “You know what? You live your truth, Brian. Oh, she can dress up and you can't? Fuck that.”
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Marc Elias
3 days ago
I am listening to Ron Desantis talk about elections as he is about to sign a new voter suppression law. He is every bit as unhinged as Trump. Amazingly unhinged. As soon as he stops rambling and signs this bill, Florida will be sued. Stand by....
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Hoarse Whisperer
3 days ago
Ya ever mix two flavors together by accident and then taste ilthe combo and be like “wow, that’s actually pretty good!” Yesterday, when I accidentally mixed iced coffee and lemonade was not one of those times.
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Solomon
3 days ago
It’s the dog for me
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Jon Cooper
3 days ago
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
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Jimmy Lonetti
3 days ago
So I went to the Springsteen show with three high school buddies. We all went together to see the River tour in February of 1981 at the St. Paul Civic Center. When this show was announced we decided we needed to reunite. It was a great night.
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MFCarter
3 days ago
Nothing like great art!
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Stephen King
3 days ago
Think about this: A retired game show host may end the world as we know it. Only a master satirist could write this scenario, but Mark Twain is dead.
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Acyn
3 days ago
Mockler: So your theory, first of all, is that Cricket walked in on Bryon Noem in the act, saw too much, and that’s why Cricket had to meet this unfortunate, tragic ending? Moskowitz: Dogs know all our secrets. Cricket knew.
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ACLU
3 days ago
BREAKING: President Trump has issued an unlawful executive order attempting to severely restrict mail-in voting. The Constitution is clear: Only the states or Congress can change election laws.
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Mueller, She Wrote
3 days ago
1. Noem blames Stephen Miller and Trump for ICE violence 2. Noem is fired 3. Lewandowski is fired 4. 2 DHS officials tell the Daily Mail that Stephen Miller instructed ICE to cause violence 5. Someone leaked photos of Noem's husband cross-dressing to the Daily Mail Do I have that right?
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Ron Filipkowski
3 days ago
No sitting president has ever appeared before the Supreme Court during oral arguments in the history of the United States.
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Lili Von Shtupp
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