It's funny how I remember the taste of the "spoon" more than the ice cream.

I’m not sure Todd Blanche can run the DoJ when most of his time is spent making sure Ghislaine Maxwell doesn’t release more of her Epstein files to the WSJ.

5 months ago Braylen Wimmer had a seizure on his way to a Fall League game, and was diagnosed with a brain tumor. 18 days later, he underwent a craniotomy. Last night, Wimmer started in centerfield for the Yard Goats, and scored a run at the plate. That's guts. That's perseverance 🙌

“They were going to come. It was going to be a big thing. We were going to go to the beach right after. All those plans had to go out the window because they said ICE would be here."

Awesome trolling during trump's national address last night.

The news cycle was so satisfying yesterday.

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Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig scoop www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

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A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing. His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”

Trump said in a primetime address this week that Iran no longer had anti-air defenses. Within 48 hours, an F-15 was shot down, and a Black Hawk was reportedly hit searching for the crew.

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There’s currently a frantic search taking place for two US pilots who were shot down in Iran, and this idiot is talking about taking the oil.

When the nation’s top lawyer treats the law like a political weapon, the damage doesn’t end when she’s shown the door. The Florida Bar previously refused to investigate Pam Bondi because she was a sitting federal officer. Now that shield is gone. I wrote about what accountability could look like.

Explaining holy week to the kid. Me: so jesus was arrested today, thursday. Tomorrow he dies at 3pm. That's why they don't eat meat. Saturday nothing happens. Sunday he comes back to life. Hubs: yknow when you don't believe in any of this, it sounds really dumb, doesn't it?

I heard someone say that we should be registering voters at gas stations.

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*scrambles to my feet and salutes* Fuck yeah. This clip of the Stetson University vs. University of Florida softball game stopping to let the players gawk at the Artemis II launch? This is America.

Go rogue, Pam. Release ALL the Epstein files.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

Rob Kennedy "Sunrise at the beach in Florida." Highland Beach, Fl.

‘Really special’: Watch as mother, sister and daughter whales unite in supporting newborn calf www.euronews.com/2026/03/27/r...

I don't ask for much. I just want the world to stop burning. I want preventable diseases to be prevented. I want clean air and water. I want people to have bodily autonomy. I want him to have a massive stroke. I want more time with my dogs. I want good coffee and cannabis.

Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.

Absolutely nothing is wrong with him. I just admire his courage.

Start the clock.

85 year old Joan Baez and Jesse Welles at the UC Theatre in Berkeley, CA, March 21, 2026 TT: jessewelles

Excellent visualization of the true distance between the Earth and our moon: #artemis #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Marine biologist Tabitha Siegfried helps to save “Syrena” the sea turtle struggling offshore and completely covered in barnacles. IG: tabby.siegfried laughingsquid.com/92-days-remo...

Pic of the Day…Feeling the Heat 💗🧡💛💜💗 tropicality.com #sunrisers #sunrise #sunrisephotography #beach #sunrisedaily #sunrises #sunriseday #sunrisemind #beaches

Just so everyone knows, the Solicitor General straight up lied about the 1921 law review article he kept talking about. quick thread:

Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites

Alex Jones says Trump is done: “When your ankles swell up three times the size they were before, that means heart failure. And he does look sick. And he does babble and it sounds like the brain’s not doing too hot. So we just cut bait on Trump.”

✅ Sunny Isles, Florida Known as "Little Moscow" or "Moscow by the Sea" Many companies arrange for pregnant Russians to give birth in US for a fee apnews.com/general-news...

The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic on Kristi Noem’s husband: “You know what? You live your truth, Brian. Oh, she can dress up and you can't? Fuck that.”

I am listening to Ron Desantis talk about elections as he is about to sign a new voter suppression law. He is every bit as unhinged as Trump. Amazingly unhinged. As soon as he stops rambling and signs this bill, Florida will be sued. Stand by....

Ya ever mix two flavors together by accident and then taste ilthe combo and be like “wow, that’s actually pretty good!” Yesterday, when I accidentally mixed iced coffee and lemonade was not one of those times.

It’s the dog for me

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So I went to the Springsteen show with three high school buddies. We all went together to see the River tour in February of 1981 at the St. Paul Civic Center. When this show was announced we decided we needed to reunite. It was a great night.

Nothing like great art!

Think about this: A retired game show host may end the world as we know it. Only a master satirist could write this scenario, but Mark Twain is dead.

Mockler: So your theory, first of all, is that Cricket walked in on Bryon Noem in the act, saw too much, and that’s why Cricket had to meet this unfortunate, tragic ending? Moskowitz: Dogs know all our secrets. Cricket knew.

BREAKING: President Trump has issued an unlawful executive order attempting to severely restrict mail-in voting. The Constitution is clear: Only the states or Congress can change election laws.

1. Noem blames Stephen Miller and Trump for ICE violence 2. Noem is fired 3. Lewandowski is fired 4. 2 DHS officials tell the Daily Mail that Stephen Miller instructed ICE to cause violence 5. Someone leaked photos of Noem's husband cross-dressing to the Daily Mail Do I have that right?

No sitting president has ever appeared before the Supreme Court during oral arguments in the history of the United States.