this sucks so fucking much, christ

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RIP Jane Goodall, by all accounts a wonderful woman who loved this Far Side cartoon

tiktok night on dancing with the stars is great and all and i love to see charli d’amelio, but i’m really wondering: where’s dixie??? everyone should be asking where dixie is!!!

"Selling Out Is Bad" is a valuable concept and despite all the baggage and bullshit and elitism it could contain it's actually really good to reinforce the ideal that having integrity when it matters, especially when it hurts, is what good/cool people do. Should be adapted instead of jettisoned.

maybe i’m over my skis, but to me ossoff is representative of a lot of atlantan progressive jews i’ve known that are steeped in the civil rights culture of the south & atlanta in particular & the actions of israel with regards to palestine are a more on the mind than maybe they are for other ppl

say what you will about charlie kirk, but that’s an easy, simple name. no one named brilyn hollyhand will be famous. just not gonna happen. people don’t want to have to see and say that kind of shit

what person who is against ice ICE to the point of shooting at agents would just write "ANTI-ICE" instead of the much more common and harsh "FUCK ICE"

patently *insane* that they're just admitting they're purposefully and explicitly interfering in another country's elections like this. the CIA must be going crazy

fixed it super fast and dirty

The follow-up post is the best part.

what is happening right now

I read someplace that when INDECENT PROPOSAL came out a TV reporter, outraged at the concept, did some vox pops outside the theater, asking a woman "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?!" Only the woman without hesitation replied "I'd sleep with Robert Redford for fifty cents."

damn damn damn, just an absolute all-timer. rest in peace

what the fuck man

"forensic evidence of the note"

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

words cannot describe how much i hate gavin newsom. what a dickhead

fuck all of this noise jesus christ. such bullshit

Come on, man x.com/yankees/stat...

i can't believe we're fucking doing this shit and playing this game

head like a hole is one of the great album openers, in my humble opinion, and one of the great first album openers too

Keep his name out of your mouth Paula

a can't think of a piece of writing more tuned to rile me up right now than a defense of robert moses, but jesus christ, this is horrendous. not only is it awful prose, it's also so false. moses had long been unpopular with wide swaths of the NYC population! basically since world war ii! fuck this

based

So sick of these centrist impurity tests. Not everyone can meet your standards of being a huge piece of shit, sometimes you have to just grit your teeth and vote for someone good even if that goes against your principles

auger-aliassime winning it for the girlies

fucking awful shit. fuck anyone who cedes any ground towards these fascists and fuck anyone who isn't loud as hell in their support of trans people. looking at you, gavin newsom

run the jewels played my college in our tiny-ass student center. best concert i've ever been to

Just doing ocular pat downs

this is so goddamn harrowing

this is...indistinguishable from the famous nixon quote on it not being a crime if the president does it. not a great place to be, all around

if you use nicknames like "dementia donny" or "diaper donny" to describe donald trump, you should have your phone taken away from you

maybe the saddest thing i’ve ever seen?

i will never vote for gavin newsom under any circumstances

there are 250 Democrats in Congress who should be out on the streets telling these folks to go home right now

yet another example of how so many city police departments are a kind of occupying force in the cities they're supposed to protect, and often are made up of people who live outside that very city

This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.

jesus christ the absolute brain worms present here should be studied

just one of my favorite onion headlines

FYI, if you're concerned about all of the mRNA vaccine misinformation spreading everywhere, it's a good idea to stop sharing Taylor Lorenz as a source on anything, because it's inadvertently helping legitimize the wildly unscientific mRNA vaccine misinformation she keeps posting.

as @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social often says: we need societal consequences for this kind of lying in public. this is such a bald-faced fabrication

this is such fucking awful writing, on top of everything else horrible about it

will the TVs inside these mini ikeas work or will they still have goofy fake images on them?

words do not describe the level of disdain i have for keir starmer

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

more people use the NYC metro system on a weekday than the population of like 20 US states!