@jconnollybooks.bsky.social you know, you put Charlie through an awful lot. Why do you make the poor man drink instant coffee as well? 😔

There are videos about THE THING where people work backwards to find who was the first infected character in the film. Just did the same 'working backwards' approach to the film #Jaws and just found all the deaths were caused by A SHARK! Look at the bottom right of the image. That's not seaweed.

THE COLD MEALS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE SUN SHUTS THE FUCK UP

Just saw a tee that said: Worry about your own sins. God won’t ask you about mine.

So in the wave of @countbinface.bsky.social fever, I resurrected my theory that Temu Hitler is actually Baron Greenback. A lovely caricaturist (Karl Whitmore) on FB was inspired to create this

My GP and my Vet use the same SMS number so I regularly get texts from a contact labelled "Doctor" to remind me i need to schedule being wormed

On my way, Clacton.

Due to some kind of bizarre algorithmic aneurysm, Facebook fed me Josh Widdicome explaining Mr Blobby to Dan Levy and then news about @countbinface.bsky.social - and now my brain is singing "Binface, Binface, for the by-election he will stand" to the tune of Mr Blobby

Tomorrow Weird in the Wade returns with a ln episode celebrating LGBTQ+ Pride, fen folklore and one of the oldest LGBTQ+ venues in the country. Listen wherever you get your pods or if in the UK you can also listen on BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

Well thanks for the nightmare fuel, @pantosplaining.bsky.social

We've talked about this @neilsmiles.com

Guys, if any of you have insta accounts, could you please do me a solid and follow @brenda_violin She has a high profile event tomorrow and will hopefully get some referrals. This is my cousin's daughter and she's working very hard to get her music business off the ground. Thanks all 🤗

Cheer yourself up after being emotionally affected by the prime minister's resignation by getting my new/old/lost album WORLD CAR EXPLOSION on Bandcamp. spray.bandcamp.com/album/world-...

@weirdinthewade.bsky.social I'm sure you've seen this already but just in case. Now, how do we get you and Evelyn on there! I'm so here for these crossovers!

@jconnollybooks.bsky.social Happy Birthday date twin

We don't talk about the gnomes #weirdinthewade #shhhh

Important news! I am delighted to announce the launch of my new podcast: The Untitled History Podcast. It's me, and guests, falling down all the history rabbitholes you can imagine. Please, please spread the word, subscribe and listen. Because... SHIPS CATS!! cms.megaphone.fm/channel/the-...

🏮NEW EPISODE🏮 What connects Julia Roberts with Anneka Rice? How many people called Tommy can you play? Did anyone ever put Ted Moult's windows in? And did Bob Carolgees ever try to stick his hand up Cilla? Plus: Brucie v Tommy, Churnton v Cheddar and funky spitting punk dogs. youtu.be/RG5gVWVJS0Y

Also @pantosplaining.bsky.social has managed to completely stump Spotify....

@pantosplaining.bsky.social Eithne is pronounced "Etneh" or "Etna", yiz pair of savages 🙃

@jconnollybooks.bsky.social one for the gothic gallery wall 😎

@pantosplaining.bsky.social watching on the medium TV..... Felicette also watching

@weirdinthewade.bsky.social any word on WITW Gnome merch? #donttalkaboutthegnomes

Ok @weirdinthewade.bsky.social here is a very bizarre moment of synchonicity which will prob take more than one post! My brain wanted to know if there is a Biggleswade in the US. Google gave me multiple answers about a fried chicken shop!

I do love my dank little corner of Bluesky 😎

Hey @lishmcbride.bsky.social how's this for popularity?

*dogtanian theme tune* Just to say, I ate your plums Your plums are not breakfast-ready Just to say, I ate your plums They are in my tummy Such a shame when morning comes They were very yummy Please forgive me my good chum Next plums are on me

Hello @ajpharoah.bsky.social bit of a left field question. Was Ray Carling a name plucked from the air... or does it have anything to do with a crewman who died in a liberator plane crash in Potton Woods in 1945?

Clouds across the moon, complaint number 1 million. "How's the weather?" Bitch, he's in SPACE

Road ghosts can appear anywhere it seems from lonely country roads, to City thoroughfares. If you're looking for something to listen to over the Easter Weekend then the latest episode of weird in the wade is all about road ghosts. Listen wherever you get podcasts.

Today i am wondering why @spraypopmusic.com have never covered the unigate Humphrey song

Pacclabmech is not mehe is my favourite Cocteau Twins lyric

Meet the fantastic "paranormal women" I have as guests on today's episode of Weird in the Wade! Evelyn Hollow, @deborahhyde.bsky.social @bbmiiler.bsky.social and @stephlay.bsky.social Listen on BBC Sounds or wherever you get your podcasts now! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

@weirdinthewade.bsky.social finally caught up on the eps - fab stuff and hope you've had a great holiday. On the subject of haunted dolls, have you come across this place? mannakin.com/welcome-to-m...

@happytoast.co.uk I don't suppose you have any plans to do another Stranger Things ensemble with them all grown up... or maybe one of Steve....

I jumped the wrong way doing the Macarena, smacked my hand off the bicep of my martial artist cousin and broke 3 bones in my hand

I'm sure there must be a few Elder Goths here who remember the Misty comic. I've been slowly collecting them and thought you might enjoy Misty's guide to ghost hunting 😁. It's actually not THAT different to what we see being used now! #uncanny

@rtegold.bsky.social Rick moved, Ronan gone, Amanda gone...... what's happening to @rtegold.bsky.social ? 😔

Very out of the loop these days, so you're probably all over this but thought I'd post it just in case.... www.uncannycollectibles.com/products/nec... @ricardoautobahn.co.uk @benbaker.bsky.social

** runs in ** Yells "ROH MAHNCE" ** runs out again ** #totp

Phrases i can honestly say I never thought I'd hear. "You don't want to end up with paranormal thrush" 🤣👻 @weirdinthewade.bsky.social @bbmiller.bsky.social #weirdinthewade #uncanny

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

Hi @weirdinthewade.bsky.social - I sent you a dm a while back - have a story I think you might find interesting

Well i thoroughly enjoyed that - the show and the chats! 😁👻 #uncanny

Have to be honest, not loving the sound of Charlie - which is probably massively unfair #uncanny

Ahh here we go - site history- my favourite bit #uncanny

Tangible Activity - sounds like a knock off horror movie #uncanny

Is this house being haunted by characters from Paddington? We've got Mrs Brown and a creepy old man.... #uncanny

Ghost: oh so you're getting a new kitchen? Well no tea for you then. #uncanny