what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

The Weekly Waddle Injury™️

Chiefs last year in games decided by 7 points or fewer: 10-0. That was the best record in such games for any team in the last 25 years. 0-1 in 2025.

Great start to the season

I did not know they shut down Bru's Room Pines, where me and a friend were gonna watch the game tonight

Not liking Hot Rod is a character flaw

@ben01.bsky.social are you updating the pick 'em leagues

Oklahoma opens as a 5 1/2-point favorite against Michigan for next week's top-25 matchup in Norman, per Circa Sports.

If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you

So.... 1)The state of Florida spent >$200 million to build the facility it calls "Alligator Alcatraz" 2) It opened in early July, christened by Trump. 3) Now it is closing, due to a judge's order. 4) It will cost $20 million to dismantle the center, which was used for about 2 months.

The best part of this photo — which is a good example of how photographers make art — is the slogan “American workers first” on the banner observed by troops who’ve been forced to pick up trash and do landscaping because the president on the banner illegally fired the American workers who did that.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? The City of Miami Police Department Special Victims Unit is asking for your assistance in locating 84-year-old John Hall who went missing in Little Haiti on Sunday.

three members of the 2008 Draft Class remain on active rosters: Joe Flacco, Calais Campbell and Josh Johnson. Scientists will study Johnson's career for generations

@skinnymcghee.bsky.social consequence.net/2025/08/appl...

Well

Chevelle and Deftones albums on consecutive weeks. Let’s go, brother

That Dolphins game got some people in the mood

The new Deftones album is #Good

drinking a #beer

Nice

Oy! De Marlins

ESPN on August 6: we are proud to announce that the NFL has acquired of 10% of our company ESPN on August 16: yeah we ain’t making that fuckin Kaepernick joint anymore

Brent Venables made his first public comments about the ohn Mateer/Venmo transactions ordeal. The Sooners' coach said his QB has "moved on quickly" from the situation. "He recognizes... the enormity or maybe what the implications could’ve been had he not followed NCAA rules years ago."

“Give what you can, take what you need” Love New Mexico❤️

Pitiful

*Record scratch* *freeze frame* yep that's me What a freakin thrill it was to join the (super kind and funny) ‪@latenightseth.bsky.social‬ on his show tonight. Please tune in if you are staying up late--12:35 am ET on NBC

@ben01.bsky.social when is the draft?

Other teams reportedly are monitoring Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill as a potential trade target. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

The Mike McDaniel Era summed up in one drive

ELIZABETH WARREN: What Zohran is saying is 'I want people to be able to afford to live in NYC' FABER: But raising taxes in order to do it? WARREN: Oh my goodness! Oh dear! Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?

During the 2024 campaign Trump literally just said that if he wins they will "fix it so Republicans will never have to vote again" and the press was like "huh I wonder what he means by that, doesn't seem like something we should follow up on"

Incredible stuff from the WSJ op-ed page, a chef’s kiss down to the photo choice—could not possibly be more on brand!

I was eating at work (Chicken Rice Soup, thanks for asking) and thought I spilled all over my shirt, nope just feels like 103°

Gummy high at the theater for Naked Gun, halfway through the popcorn during the trailers

Sorry to the guys at Planet Fitness having a conversation in the bathroom, I went to pee and let out a giant fart that made everyone quiet. I thought it was funny

I would be the worst contestant on Press Your Luck, because I would quit at 100 grand.

I don't know fortune cookie, it feels like you've given up

I'mmmmmmm getting to it

I hate AI, but can make an exception

Call him Tyrese McVeigh because he just bombed Oklahoma City

I am confused by this logo, Yoga At Sea, with a shared A. Is the A supposed to be water? What is happening here?

Hell Yeah youtu.be/xWag5lNUlz4?...

I can not get over these events I work where it's a birthday party for a teenager and the 30,40-year-old DJs are playing 2011-2015 hits

Damn Kate, didn't have to do him like that... 😂

The Hard Rock app now allows people who deposit via PayPal (My debit card always gets hacked when I use it there) to pay in 4 installments if the deposit is over $30. That is NOT good

I think McDavid read all your choker tweets last year