Pussy is Keto friendly

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I wanna see it

Listen this could’ve happened to anyone connected to Trump, just bad luck

oh my god

Starting to see why this Trump fellow didn’t want these Epstein Files released

OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in. *Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

Ah fuck

Replace fucking secretaries with cheating scandals and being an asshole for 30 years and this is how you miss out on the first ballot HOF

Bill Belichick solemnly nods

*seeing a clean car going through the car wash* Fuck outta here this for the dirty slobs go home clean boy

i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*

Almost time for Friday Beers

Lmao

Executive Producer Dick Wolf

The worst generation to ever exist

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

Fuck off

"I didn't say I wanted to. I said that I will." is the most hardo line of all time. Make this dude president.

Anti-trans focus has been the biggest electoral loser outside of banning abortion in the last half century so conservatives should clearly keep doing it!

Your honor we didn’t murder this man, as proof here’s video of him pissing us off so badly we tackled him a couple weeks ago

It’s nice to see it isn’t only our feckless opposition that says “dogs can’t play basketball” while Fascist American Airbud dunks all over them

NEW from @justinrohrlich.bsky.social: “I’m not surprised this happened,” Ilhan Omar attacker Anthony Kazmierczak’s brother said. “Not at all. Unfortunately, he and my mother are both right-wing extremists.” "In my mind, he’s a piece of s**t," he added. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

What the fuck is wrong with his face? He looks like the bug alien from men in black

Both on the same day. This is how America treats socialists.

She should be President

Fidel had these people pegged, fucking Gusano trash

Solemnly rooting for the Vikes next year

Mike McCarthy????

Gonna miss Carson Beck’s scrambling ability!

It’s 42 degrees here in Southwest Florida. I don’t need this bullshit

Shocked that the company I work for - the one whose founder said his goal was to kill communists - is openly working with the fascist organization known as ICE.

Well here’s ol Bari Weiss, B-Dub. Looks like she brought a bug lunch, smart

Woolen you donkey

He looks like Michael Jackson and Corey Feldman entered the Fly machine together

Yeah anyone who says this weather makes for enjoyable football is lying. Ooooh you like watching dudes slip and throws fall short? BE FOR REAL

The Pegulas should be thrown in jail for building that new Buffalo stadium without a dome btw

People who like football in this weather have a brain disorder

Both these teams suck

Lifetime contract

Interesting

Lol takes exactly one paragraph for the author to say the left was correct too soon

The regime is losing the PR battle by New York Jets margins and they know it

“Finance Manager At Delray Honda in Boca” is like if you did one of those meme generators but for right wing shitheads

There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start