Gonna more black marks on that than his underwear

Oh is that right?

Not bad

Zionism is fucking evil man

I bet I could make a really good A24 film

Edddington is giving me PTSD

Ooof

Nuzzi a good example that ladies, if you just act extremely horny you can get just about any man you want. We are that simple.

Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald

Congress' Epstein Files vote tomorrow will be undermined by "national security" www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...

Jesus fucking Christ man

I’ll do it

i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm fellas there is no reason not to have hope

I wrote like this in the 10th grade and thought I was the smartest person who ever lived

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

"sympathy for some of the GOP's voters but contempt for their elected and appointed leaders" is the proper position for dem electeds, and instead we get "sympathy for GOP elected and appointed leaders, but contempt for ~Dem~ voters" it's truly insane fuck all these assholes

I think democrats should do this with every Republican. Just invite all of them to be in their party. Why not?

No thank you, goth Violet Beauregarde

Which makes things even funnier

Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet

The chiefs have one more win than the Dolphins

Brutal push off there

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

This is real life now I guess

everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result

What if the alternative is worse?

8 goal line plays with no play action

That’s awesome

I love Achane but you have Gordon for this exact reason now your best player is hurt

Commanders did us a favor by going for it

1000% grounding and a safety

If you’re gonna run it 3 times in a row when they know it’s coming you might as well run it 4

We need them to lose remember?

America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it

The most phantom PI call I’ve ever seen

bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked

Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.

oh…my god

libertarians belong in a zoo

Sorry I got busy with life and took a break from the gym

God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”

Lmao

This was always the fun hinge point I was looking forward to

“Anti-trans activewear”

Jay Mewes looking good

Miami Cubans your bed is ready

Reach out and Grok faith

Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.