We're getting worked geez

god damn their delicious waffles

Fast kickin' High scorin' and TIES? Hell no.

T UP THEIR COACH

The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.

CUNT DEMPSEY

Good thing the game clock has been running during the commercial break and while everyone has conversations on the sidelines. We'll just guess an amount to add later on.

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

Any of y'all into watches? What do you have?

Spurs need to win this game by 70

@empty-heaven.bsky.social Are you the guy from Island of Misfit Toys?

Avs are cooked huh?

Carolina is SO happy Florida isn't in the playoffs this season lmfao

The Timberwolves deserve this for those uniforms.

Man congrats to Rory.

Kel’el today: 24 PTS 19 REB 8 BLK ‼️ First player in NBA HISTORY to record those numbers or better off the bench. (via HeatMuse) #NBA

Holy shit Uconn

Why does every rebound in college seem like someone is going to get hurt?

god dammit

It's a recent one by my god it's so good.

Bam defended KD there as perfectly as anyone could possibly defend KD...

Man what the FUCK. Bam played great defense on Durant and then that happens.

Should I stop collecting them?

Who's gonna be the first player to dress like this again? I can't wait.

Whitey from Me, Myself, and Irene.

Actually I don't even like hockey so

Heat might want to try boxing out at least one time tonight.

If I were the Magic I'd simply shoot the ball from wherever since it will absolutely go in.

This game is wildly annoying already. #MiamiHeat

Refs are showing up early tonight.

Pelle is my boy.

The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, 📸 by Issac Baldizon

Becoming a “Wilt 100 pt game was fake, why is there no footage” truther

Bam Adebayo and Dru Smith combined for 88 points!

Did he mention Bam Adebayo?

I can feel the Heat down in my soul fr fr

83....what the entire fuck

Bam Adebayo has scored 81 points in a game

SGA watching all these Bam free throws and punching a wall.

Triple teaming Bam...cowards.

He's missing a lot of FTs too.

Bam did WHAT

Mackie isn't allowed to have a goal. Ever.

SHORTY LFG

We just need Barkov to come out in the 3rd period like

VERHAGUEHHGEHEUE

New underwear just dropped

Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

Hey look it's where they make conservatives.

It's bullshit that this isn't a shutout.