I have a very unique wife

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If I see a bio that’s like, “maker. creative. storyteller. human.”, I know that mf gets $20 macaroni and cheese at a place

Not looking forward to the movie in 5 years about an ICE agent who is nobly using their new money to make ends meet for their family, but feels “torn” about the work

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Have some empathy. Picture the average Walgreens employee today.

Full album stream on YouTube. If you like your music p i s s e d, do clicc. Enjoy.

Being tagged here yesterday reminded me…I have a Bluesky account…AND, I put out a new album two weeks ago. Swear is out now. It is short, intense, and means a lot to me. It’s available on streaming and on VINYL, courtesy of Stormchasers LTD. Listen TODAY: linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven Bless. Reskeet.

Half of the band. Yes, there’s a band.

Big ups to Lonely Ghost Records. Thanks for liking my very short song, “Scraped.”

I HAVE GONE VIRAL ON ZOCDOC.

🎵 and after all, you’re my underdrawers 🎵

I was raised in a small, rural Content House

#NewMusic on the @analoguetrash.com #musicblog from @empty-heaven.bsky.social – I Don’t Understand It. His EGGSONG collection is out now via @friendclubrecs.bsky.social www.analoguetrash.com/blog/empty-h...

I am formally asking if anyone is using this app still

Butlers of TikTok

OUT NOW: “Lennie,” by Empty Heaven (my ass) A song about my first strange, lonely year in a new city. Do us both a favor and go listen to it HERE: linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven RESKEET and lemme know what you think. Big ups to the realest, @friendclubrecs.bsky.social

Finally got through all 28 of the movies streaming on the TJ Maxx app

(to the tune of “Lean on Me”) Mi mami mi Corazón

Why don’t boys like THIS go to my school 😩😩😩

Every song has an annoying little brother. I don’t need to explain

Every time I play a song out of my speaker, and the sound-waves wiggle the air, I like to think the song is getting a little ride

Working on putting a picture into one of my songs. Like, not being descriptive or whatever. Im working on the technology. My albums are going to come with weird glasses, and you HAVE to focus to see it

Can you imagine how embarrassed Jimi Hendrix prolly was when an old friend would see him and go “JAMES!”

Need JoJo Siwa on the next album. Badly. Don’t text rn, I’m doing visualization work

The furry community seems to rock with my music when they hear it, wanna throw my hat in and say that I think furries are good and nice

Okay. New album out TODAY. Now I’m Laughing Again. 10 new songs, streaming everywhere: linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven The other half of my album Laughing, and, part one of my EGGSONG box set. Please enjoy. Please reskeet. Let the good people know that my tunes simply will not stop coming

Show my music to someone that matters today, and I’ll have a pizza delivered to your house. This is my offer. And this is how I make it

Trying out a small-scale Mr. Beast thing. Person who stays at the city dump longest gets $150

Limited time offer. I am offering everything in my possession to anyone who can help me escape. Generally

10 new songs tomorrow. Going to be a very good year to begin Listening to My Music.

The only way this ends is Trump d**** in a self-driving Tesla gone haywire, right?

Really missing the halcyon days of NFT Discourse. Would do anything for a new, overlong video essay on them rn

Grimace is interesting. I look at Grimace (hamburger monster from McDonald) and think, “This guy has something going on. Something off. I can’t look away”

Now I’m Laughing Again, part 1 of EGGSONG, is out on FRIDAY. Follow where you bump tunes: linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven

Ribbon dancing at the club…doing devil sticks…color guard type shit. You aren’t allowed to do that in the club. I can’t either. They’re kicking me ou

Look what my sister made me.

“I Don’t Understand It” is out NOW. No pressure but if you don’t listen I’m gonna get real sick :( linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven

I keep telling myself I need to do more video content so here's my mug rambling about the wonderful new tapes from @partyzjamz.bsky.social and @empty-heaven.bsky.social that you can snag

Annabel putting me in good company for real.

NEW SONG NOW: “I Don’t Understand It.” Streaming everywhere now on my damn birthday (no pressure). Listen/preorder my new box set from @friendclubrecs.bsky.social HERE: linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven And…reskeet so people see. Thank you so damn much. Painting by @lawlessjennie.bsky.social

New song out in 3 hours. For me, it feels like Christmas every time. I’ve been releasing music for roughly 20 years. It should be boring. It isn’t.

Thinkin about these song requests

Carol. The most beautiful hen in the world.

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been foiled again by this rumpled FUCK. I thought my crime was perfect. And bam. I see HIS ass shambling towards me. It’s OVER.

Shawty in the club going cuckoo

Need you all to know there’s a new Empty Heaven song out Friday. On my birthday (no pressure). “I Don’t Understand It.” Follow me where you bump your tunes. Then it will come to you. It is a song about my damn life.

Introducing EGGSONG, a limited-to-25 box set coming out 5/23/25 via @friendclubrecs.bsky.social 44 songs in 4 sections across 4 cassettes, plus a notebook with diary entries, all in a handmade box. Preorders + a new song available on Friday.

Shawty in the club going haywire

When this rumpled man shows up…IT’S OVER!!!! You’re FUCKED!!!!!!