Just found out bbl is NOT short for Bible. The HARD way

Do you think the word “McMindful” has ever been uttered in the McDonalds boardroom

I need Stars Wars help. Yoda’s species. Do they ALL talk in his silly fashion? Is it cultural? Or is it entirely idiosyncratic to his goofy ass

Do you think Earl is short for Pearl

You BETTER believe, if you’re singing quietly and then stop because you’re feelin timid, MY ass is 100% gonna go “…that was really good, keep going!!”

I have two white dogs that shed, and unrelatedly, I wear black all the time. I do this to Amuse God

I admire this greatly.

Empty Heaven: The Band 📷: Jenna N

Nowadays in this generation these days……”Piano Man” would go “Bing us a song you’re the piano man”!!!

Let the Aight One In

Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine. No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment. Impeach. Convict. Remove.

Jazz pianist Thelonious Monk performs "Don't Blame Me" live in Denmark in 1966. From the 1963 album Criss-Cross. #Jazz #JazzMusic m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kshr...

Happy 76th birthday to Tom Waits, who has somehow been 76 years old since 1993.

I love this album and it also ruined my life

2 in the Pinky 1 in The Brain.

EMPTY HEAVEN WINTER TOUR SOLO: 1/11 Chicago @ Empty Bliss 1/17 San Antonio @ Starlighter 1/18 Austin @ Hole in the Wall 1/20 Memphis @ Havenhaus 1/21 Nashville @ Two Boots BAND: 1/22 Rockford, IL @ Revival House 1/23 Milwaukee @ X-Ray Arcade 1/24 Grand Rapids @ Mulligans 1/25 Cleveland @ Birdhouse

My first Empty Heaven PIANO show in Chicago. Also, my first show of 2026. A year of shows, I’m telling you now. 1/11/26 at Empty Bliss, Chicago’s best DIY spot. Playing with legends. Taking any requests. Mark your calendars.

Rhetoric is our human curse. It’s insane. We’ve been given the power of persuasion and influence, and a convincing argument can be made for just about anything. The Truth, indelible and everlasting, just looks at us while we dance around it forever. The Truth is embarrassed.

If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Empty Heaven Tour dates coming soon

I have a very unique wife

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If I see a bio that’s like, “maker. creative. storyteller. human.”, I know that mf gets $20 macaroni and cheese at a place

Not looking forward to the movie in 5 years about an ICE agent who is nobly using their new money to make ends meet for their family, but feels “torn” about the work

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Full album stream on YouTube. If you like your music p i s s e d, do clicc. Enjoy.

Being tagged here yesterday reminded me…I have a Bluesky account…AND, I put out a new album two weeks ago. Swear is out now. It is short, intense, and means a lot to me. It’s available on streaming and on VINYL, courtesy of Stormchasers LTD. Listen TODAY: linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven Bless. Reskeet.

Half of the band. Yes, there’s a band.

Big ups to Lonely Ghost Records. Thanks for liking my very short song, “Scraped.”

I HAVE GONE VIRAL ON ZOCDOC.

🎵 and after all, you’re my underdrawers 🎵

I was raised in a small, rural Content House

#NewMusic on the @analoguetrash.com #musicblog from @empty-heaven.bsky.social – I Don’t Understand It. His EGGSONG collection is out now via @friendclubrecs.bsky.social www.analoguetrash.com/blog/empty-h...

I am formally asking if anyone is using this app still

Butlers of TikTok

OUT NOW: “Lennie,” by Empty Heaven (my ass) A song about my first strange, lonely year in a new city. Do us both a favor and go listen to it HERE: linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven RESKEET and lemme know what you think. Big ups to the realest, @friendclubrecs.bsky.social

Finally got through all 28 of the movies streaming on the TJ Maxx app

(to the tune of “Lean on Me”) Mi mami mi Corazón

Why don’t boys like THIS go to my school 😩😩😩

Every song has an annoying little brother. I don’t need to explain

Every time I play a song out of my speaker, and the sound-waves wiggle the air, I like to think the song is getting a little ride

Working on putting a picture into one of my songs. Like, not being descriptive or whatever. Im working on the technology. My albums are going to come with weird glasses, and you HAVE to focus to see it

Can you imagine how embarrassed Jimi Hendrix prolly was when an old friend would see him and go “JAMES!”

Need JoJo Siwa on the next album. Badly. Don’t text rn, I’m doing visualization work

The furry community seems to rock with my music when they hear it, wanna throw my hat in and say that I think furries are good and nice

Okay. New album out TODAY. Now I’m Laughing Again. 10 new songs, streaming everywhere: linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven The other half of my album Laughing, and, part one of my EGGSONG box set. Please enjoy. Please reskeet. Let the good people know that my tunes simply will not stop coming

Show my music to someone that matters today, and I’ll have a pizza delivered to your house. This is my offer. And this is how I make it

Trying out a small-scale Mr. Beast thing. Person who stays at the city dump longest gets $150