I love Philadelphia. Greg and Alex were the NICEST. And clocked my chesham scarf at the top of the steps while they were still on the street lol. Thanks fellas! So excited for #taskmasterlive tonight!

I have one ticket to TM Live in Boston that I won’t be able to use. Happy to sell it at cost to a fan!

First words to my husband as he handed me my tea this morning: “and your friends with the fancy persuaaaasions…”

A new chapter unfolds! Bozeman Montana is getting our very own romance-only bookstore. We can’t wait to sweep you off your feet 💖

Task: Make this duck travel the furthest to celebrate 10 years of @taskmaster.tv 10 years since the first champ was crowned. Thanks to Greg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, the team, fans for sending videos and @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, the only alumni to answer our calls and earn a cameo. #taskmaster

10 years, 19 seasons (with 20 and 21 on the way) and a lot of comedians doing ridiculous things for our enjoyment. Happy 10th Anniversary, @taskmaster.tv

Oh hey the taskmaster zine I was organising is out in time for the anniversary! Free to download and featuring some awesome contributions check it out here ko-fi.com/s/cd97cf118b

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social I have tipped. Allow me to prove it 🙇

Just a reminder to donate if you’re eligible - or remind a friend to donate if you aren’t ❤️ It takes 20 minutes and you’ll have changed at least 3 lives. And as we all know, saving one impacts countless others. Thank you donors!

look if we’re gonna keep having these decades weeks I think it’s only fair that we also be given a corresponding number of extra episodes of Taskmaster

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social I feel confident that if I were you, I'd like to have read this.

Here’s what you’ve all been waiting for, the collab between The Horne Section TV Show and Europe’s Most Haunted House! Tonight from 10pm on Channel 4!

Out now, TK talks with Mark Brown of the @thehornesection.bsky.social about doing telly, making a podcast, behind the scenes of the TV show plus a little peek into Mark's life as a gigging muscician, songwriter, and accidental social media manager youtu.be/-Dk_b7gnll4?...

I’ve always thought Alex looked like Tintin and I finally caved 🫣 #littlealexhorne #alexhorne #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart @taskmaster.tv

I tried to sign up for Latin lessons, but I got declined. 𝙽𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎   𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚅𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎      𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎  𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎    𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚎 𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎      𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚎 𝙰𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎    𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍ā

some of my favorite moments of taskmaster are reaction shots. this is one of those.

Taskmaster Didn’t Win a BAFTA: An Open Letter To The People’s Champion of Entertainment. #Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv

Finally starting season 19 of Taskmaster and Manzoukas is just as unhinged as I thought he'd be and I see that the teams this year are based on "who has dog energy" vs "who has cat energy," love this

Chronoodle No. 243 “Word Birthday: Taskmaster Edition!” 💥🟩🟥🟥🟩🟥🟩🟩 (4/7) chronoodle.com/2025-05-02 The most @alexhorne.bsky.social specific of the Taskmaster chronoodle challenges

It’s #TaskmasterUK day and the whole world is celebrating Chronoodle No. 242 “Your Time Starts... NOW!” 💥🟥🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩 (5/7) chronoodle.com/2025-05-01

Aaaa! It’s an @taskmaster.tv themed chronoodle! And I didn’t totally blow it! Chronoodle No. 241 “Spud, Duck, Pineapple, Camel, Taskmaster” 💥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩 (6/7) chronoodle.com/2025-04-30

Happy NMJ Day to those who celebrate.

@thehornesection.bsky.social bring back I Can’t Suck for October!

To whomever does the YouTube thumbnails for @taskmaster.tv, I am begging you. Please.

#TheHorneSection: still whatever-this-is after all these years

Chronoodle No. 228 “Nacho Librerarian” 💥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (7/7) chronoodle.com/2025-04-17 I’ve crushed everyone.

For USA folks, the pre-order from Blackwells blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro... saved me approximately one million dollars in shipping.

And here was Vol. 3 of my Greg-ified paintings: “Taskmaster Smooching His Assistant” inspired by Goya’s “Saturn Devouring His Son.” Also features @alexhorne.bsky.social ! #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #gregdavies #alexhorne #taskmasterfanart

Impossible and informative Chronoodle No. 220 “1800s Eponyms. I'm sorry.” 💥🟥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟥🟩 (4/7) chronoodle.com/2025-04-09

Celebrating my TKday 7ish years too late but certainly celebrating in style!

Shout out to the believers, this week, TK interviews the real @alexhorne.bsky.social about fanfiction. Yes, really. Premiere in 12 hours from now. youtu.be/JHosFCMxfIE?...

Next week :) Alex Horne :) very real, very serious, very deep conversation about fanfic with the one and only ALEX HORNE

Ever since Amber Ruffin's gig at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was cancelled, she’s learned the importance of “both sides.” youtu.be/rUlTIeKeTVA?...

Chronoodle No. 209 “Oliver Clothesoff” 💥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (7/7) chronoodle.com/2025-03-29

budget crisis going wild at channel 4

I hate the beach but I like #taskmasteruk! After this point, my kids and I had a difference in artistic sensibility. I took back my keychain and started work on a castle for a “bad guy mermaid” which did not turn out.

Crazy that I’ve been sleeping for over 45 years and every single night I can never remember where my hands go

Bit of behind the scenes goodness from Maff Brown, who is supporting Greg Davies at the Edinburgh Playhouse. Still 3 seats left for tomorrow, if you're quick! www.atgtickets.com/shows/greg-d... www.threads.net/@maffbrown/p... @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies

Fancy winning a free signed copy of Volumes 1, 2 & 3? Over 70 former Taskmaster contestants lovingly drawn by myself collected in 3 handy A5 booklets! To enter simply RT this post! I'll pull a name on Friday night Good luck! richdonethis.bigcartel.com

Lord Gaga (Mikey Day) stops by Weekend Update to discuss supporting his wife, Lady Gaga. #SNL #WeekendUpdate #Gaga

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In the same way people talk about combat sports as a socially acceptable venue for aggression is the way I think about people egging cybertrucks. It's not something I feel the need to take a part in, but I'm glad the people doing it found a healthy outlet.

Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities. That means: 🚫 No gas from corporate giants 🚫 No fast food chains 🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)

Now presenting the Hornolfini Wedding Portrait that @mtmgoo.bsky.social made me for my birfy! #taskmasterUK