Hello. Mark (me! - the sax one) is on Cameo.. had fun today recording my first couple for people.. if you want birthday message/saxogram/a song/whatever follow this link v.cameo.com/e/LMCuFg8PnXb

I can’t get over how good Jon Richardson is in #WaterlooRoad – the man can ACT. I’m always a bit cautious when comedians take on serious roles, but he’s absolutely nailed it. Honestly worth a watch, even if you’ve not seen WR in years (or ever).

This is defo my sort of thing

Time Travel is Dangerous Film Fayre // Alexandra Palace // 27.09.25

Happy birthday to my partner in comedy ♥️ @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social

Pros of seeing TV shows recorded: outtakes, seeing the cast live, experiencing a working set! Cons: Realistically, it’s as close as I’ll probably ever get to working in TV

I keep getting “your heart rate is too high” notifications on my Apple Watch when I see Greg or Alex and I honestly don’t know how to explain this to my GP

I’m not even sorry @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social @suggsygirl.bsky.social @whatyazsaid.bsky.social

Saturday catch-up: Taskmaster interview with Phil Ellis​ http://dlvr.it/TN3MPc

Happy birthday @harecomedy.bsky.social 🥳

Spare a thought for us Londoners trying to travel today. Tubes and buses on strike today ✌🏻

When it’s Taskmaster Thursday but you’re at The Horne Section, and it feels a bit rude to whip out the MacBook mid-show: “Sorry Alex, just gotta check what the prize task is real quick. You carry on with Chinese Five Spice, I’ll only be a second.”

Yesssss ✌🏻

Happy Birthday to my dear friend @suggsygirl.bsky.social 🩵

If you’re part of the TfL strikes next week. You’re not saying fuck you to TfL you’re saying a fuck you to the millions of people who have to travel through and around London each day. So fuck you too.

So apparently the big boys in sport think the girlies should focus on the pitch rather than putting ribbons in our hair Meanwhile, the Lionesses are 2x European champions and the Red Roses are 2x World Cups + 21 Six Nations + back-to-back WXV titles But sure, hair bows are the issue.

Spent 20 minutes screaming at the washing machine because my partner definitely didn’t check the pockets. Even after I asked him twice to check. Now I’m sat with my tea, listening to my AirPods do a spin cycle, and the safety lock means I can’t even save them. I’m going to cry. Genuinely.

Nothing to see here, just Greg & I looking like the world’s weirdest father and daughter

Keep having dreams where Alex Horne is telling me I’m a disappointment and he’s genuinely angry at me.

Just finished the AstroWorld documentary and all I can say is Travis Scott is a POS and Live Nation are scumbags

hot girl summer is over, it's time for... taskmaster series 20, don't expect me to make plans on thursdays

Task: Make this duck travel the furthest to celebrate 10 years of @taskmaster.tv 10 years since the first champ was crowned. Thanks to Greg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, the team, fans for sending videos and @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, the only alumni to answer our calls and earn a cameo. #taskmaster

Exciting things coming tomorrow 👀

Not my uni getting in a mood with me because of an admin error they made. 🙄

Klaxon! Taskmaster Season 20 is nearly here. A fresh batch of victims - Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Reece Shearsmith, Phil Ellis and Sanjeev Bhaskar - take on the Taskmaster from Thurs 11th Sep at 9pm BST on Channel 4 and an hour later on YouTube for viewers around the world.

Other half has blown my mind in Tesco this evening by announcing he’s never had Branston pickle…

Horne Section Fans

If you don’t like what I post, you’re under no obligation to read it. The unfollow button is right there. I share what I want. I’m not here chasing follower counts or engagement stats. Funny thing is, just two days ago I wrote an article about being kind online. Might be worth a read for some. 🙄

Convo with my 10 year old niece who mentions she loves Taskmaster I show her a photo with Greg & Alex Her: Who are they? Me: Greg and Alex? The Taskmaster and his assistant? Her: Are you sure you know what Taskmaster is? Me: They’re from the normal version Her: OH the old people version!!

I’ve learned from going to TV recordings that a production wristband can turn some people into bellends. Rules don’t apply, rude to staff, and expecting special treatment. Sit down, sparkle wrist and clap like the rest of us.

Just also wanna say thank you to Taskmaster for being the reason I have these people as my friends ♥️ @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social @whatyazsaid.bsky.social @suggsygirl.bsky.social

The things I’d do to see Alex & Greg do Celebrity Gogglebox

I had such a lovely time yesterday with the crew... and Mark and Alex, I suppose 🤣💜 @tashaapx.bsky.social @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social

@thehornesection.bsky.social can we please have ‘Summer Banger’ added to the songs on Instagram pleaseeeee? It’s perfect for the summer insta reels and stories right now!

Reunited with @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social & @suggsygirl.bsky.social on Monday 🩵

Why does trying to support a lesser-known comic online make me feel like I’m one DM away from turning into Martha from Baby Reindeer?

Can we all agree that if you unleash a tuna salad that’s been marinating in your bag since Glasgow on a jam-packed, 3-hour summer train, you should be gently but decisively escorted off?

This little book is out and about! Would love you to read it. amzn.eu/d/h0aTORg

In case you needed a link to Key, Horne & Watson’s book. Call it a fan service. #TimKey @alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social L.A Baby: www.waterstones.com/book/l-a-bab... One Minute Away: www.waterstones.com/book/one-min... The Last Pebble: www.waterstones.com/book/the-las...

Publicly want to thank those who shared pics and vids from Taskonbury (Taskmaster @ Glastonbury) last night - may your pillow always be cool, your Wi-Fi strong, and your hangover be gentle. 💕📸🎪

Watch on catch up here!

Anybody else used to use their insta for personal stuff, but it’s slowly formed into an extension of BlueSky and you use it for networking, fandom and everything in between?

@nutty4armstrong.bsky.social @suggsygirl.bsky.social @whatyazsaid.bsky.social 🩵

Never gets old seeing @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social 💙💛

Hit that age where Taskmaster’s on late and I’m not sure if I’ll survive to see the live studio task or if my bed will win first.

You know what to do! (You can add your own recommendations at the end..) www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

“I’ll have a wee when I get off the train and then I’ll be fine on the bus.” My body 5 mins later: you need to pee. Me: I’ve literally just been. Body: WELL, YOU NEED TO GO AGAIN. Me: prick. Body: Bitch, you had coffee and Red Bull - be glad it’s not a full evacuation. Me: 🙄😐

Following the final 2 episodes of The Horne Section TV Show last night, we’re throwing it back to our premiere! Here’s some very nice people saying some very nice things about the show. If you haven’t already, you can watch both Series 1 and 2 online at Channel 4 (UK) and YouTube (non-UK)!