Well. Fuck.

Dear Taskmaster, I’m watching it tonight with my mother who doesn’t get the humour. Please don’t be weird.

This is defo my sort of thing

Time Travel is Dangerous Film Fayre // Alexandra Palace // 27.09.25

Happy birthday to my partner in comedy ♥️ @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social

Pros of seeing TV shows recorded: outtakes, seeing the cast live, experiencing a working set! Cons: Realistically, it’s as close as I’ll probably ever get to working in TV

I’m not even sorry @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social @suggsygirl.bsky.social @whatyazsaid.bsky.social

Spare a thought for us Londoners trying to travel today. Tubes and buses on strike today ✌🏻

Yesssss ✌🏻

Happy Birthday to my dear friend @suggsygirl.bsky.social 🩵

If you’re part of the TfL strikes next week. You’re not saying fuck you to TfL you’re saying a fuck you to the millions of people who have to travel through and around London each day. So fuck you too.

So apparently the big boys in sport think the girlies should focus on the pitch rather than putting ribbons in our hair Meanwhile, the Lionesses are 2x European champions and the Red Roses are 2x World Cups + 21 Six Nations + back-to-back WXV titles But sure, hair bows are the issue.

Spent 20 minutes screaming at the washing machine because my partner definitely didn’t check the pockets. Even after I asked him twice to check. Now I’m sat with my tea, listening to my AirPods do a spin cycle, and the safety lock means I can’t even save them. I’m going to cry. Genuinely.

Nothing to see here, just Greg & I looking like the world’s weirdest father and daughter

Task: Make this duck travel the furthest to celebrate 10 years of @taskmaster.tv 10 years since the first champ was crowned. Thanks to Greg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, the team, fans for sending videos and @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, the only alumni to answer our calls and earn a cameo. #taskmaster

Exciting things coming tomorrow 👀

Klaxon! Taskmaster Season 20 is nearly here. A fresh batch of victims - Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Reece Shearsmith, Phil Ellis and Sanjeev Bhaskar - take on the Taskmaster from Thurs 11th Sep at 9pm BST on Channel 4 and an hour later on YouTube for viewers around the world.

Other half has blown my mind in Tesco this evening by announcing he’s never had Branston pickle…

Horne Section Fans

If you don’t like what I post, you’re under no obligation to read it. The unfollow button is right there. I share what I want. I’m not here chasing follower counts or engagement stats. Funny thing is, just two days ago I wrote an article about being kind online. Might be worth a read for some. 🙄

Convo with my 10 year old niece who mentions she loves Taskmaster I show her a photo with Greg & Alex Her: Who are they? Me: Greg and Alex? The Taskmaster and his assistant? Her: Are you sure you know what Taskmaster is? Me: They’re from the normal version Her: OH the old people version!!

I’ve learned from going to TV recordings that a production wristband can turn some people into bellends. Rules don’t apply, rude to staff, and expecting special treatment. Sit down, sparkle wrist and clap like the rest of us.

Just also wanna say thank you to Taskmaster for being the reason I have these people as my friends ♥️ @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social @whatyazsaid.bsky.social @suggsygirl.bsky.social

The things I’d do to see Alex & Greg do Celebrity Gogglebox

I had such a lovely time yesterday with the crew... and Mark and Alex, I suppose 🤣💜 @tashaapx.bsky.social @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social

Why does trying to support a lesser-known comic online make me feel like I’m one DM away from turning into Martha from Baby Reindeer?

Can we all agree that if you unleash a tuna salad that’s been marinating in your bag since Glasgow on a jam-packed, 3-hour summer train, you should be gently but decisively escorted off?

This little book is out and about! Would love you to read it. amzn.eu/d/h0aTORg

In case you needed a link to Key, Horne & Watson’s book. Call it a fan service. #TimKey @alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social L.A Baby: www.waterstones.com/book/l-a-bab... One Minute Away: www.waterstones.com/book/one-min... The Last Pebble: www.waterstones.com/book/the-las...

Publicly want to thank those who shared pics and vids from Taskonbury (Taskmaster @ Glastonbury) last night - may your pillow always be cool, your Wi-Fi strong, and your hangover be gentle. 💕📸🎪

Never gets old seeing @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social 💙💛

Hit that age where Taskmaster’s on late and I’m not sure if I’ll survive to see the live studio task or if my bed will win first.

You know what to do! (You can add your own recommendations at the end..) www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Following the final 2 episodes of The Horne Section TV Show last night, we’re throwing it back to our premiere! Here’s some very nice people saying some very nice things about the show. If you haven’t already, you can watch both Series 1 and 2 online at Channel 4 (UK) and YouTube (non-UK)!

‼️REMINDER‼️ You can let Channel 4 know your thoughts directly! Don’t forget to leave a review IMDB: www.imdb.com/title/tt2331... RT: www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_horne... #HorneSection @thehornesection.bsky.social

🎺 ATTENTION TROOPS! 🎺 Tonight’s the big one – your Horne Section Mission Briefing is here: Horne Section TV Show FINALE Series 2 album out now Insta Live at 8:20(ish) (@hornesection) Let’s send it off in style! #HorneSectionTVShow #HorneSection @thehornesection.bsky.social

Loving The #HorneSection TV Show and want Channel 4 to know it? Slide into Channel 4’s DMs or tag them in a tweet X (Twitter): x.com/4viewers?s=21 Or go find them on the web: channel4.com/4viewers/contact-us Make sure they know brilliance when they broadcast it. @thehornesection.bsky.social

Psst! We’re halfway through S2 and I know you’ve got thoughts. Go on — sprinkle some praise! Look, I even gave you links. Call it fan-to-fan service. ⭐ IMDB: m.imdb.com/title/tt2331... 🍅 RT: www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_horne... @thehornesection.bsky.social #HorneSection #HorneSectionTVShow

godspeed, my fellow travellers 🫡

Interrupting my regularly scheduled nonsense to bring you a very important broadcast: Fallout: London 💙 Completely fan made and two years in, I’m still in love Mind the gap and all that - carry on scrolling #FalloutLondon #Fallout @teamfolon.bsky.social

Horne Section TV Show Series 2 with no context #HorneSection

Morning! The Horne Section TV starts again tomorrow at 10pm. If you want a sneak preview screening and some nonsense from me and the band, there are a few tickets left to see us at the MAC in Birmingham tonight - macbirmingham.co.uk/cinema/gobby...

PSA to my comedy loving friends NTA LONGLIST IS LIVE You can vote here! www.nationaltvawards.com Three categories to keep a look out for Best TV Presenter Bruce Forsyth Entertainment Award Best Comedy #GregDavies #AlexHorne #Taskmaster #TheCleaner

72 hours until Series 2! Keep interacting, keep reviewing, keep streaming! #HorneSection #HorneSectionTVShow IMDb: m.imdb.com/title/tt2331... Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3l8yVM... Series 1: www.channel4.com/programmes/t...

Alex will be doing an AMA about all things Horne Section over on the Taskmaster Reddit! It’s being filmed and we’ll be putting the whole thing online at 5pm this Thursday. So, if you’ve ever had any deep, dark questions for him, now’s the time to set up an alt Reddit account and ask.

Not long now until S2 of #HorneSectionTVShow hits your screens! While you wait, be a hero and leave a glowing review of S1 on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes IMDB: www.imdb.com/title/tt2331... Rotten Tomatoes: www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_horne... #HorneSection @thehornesection.bsky.social

Taskmaster Didn’t Win a BAFTA: An Open Letter To The People’s Champion of Entertainment. #Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv

Don’t believe everything you see on the internet 👀

On the way to see Taskmaster on the The Taskmaster’s Birthday with @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social 🩵