Sometimes I wish I was one of those people who hates/doesn't care about football because this level of anxiety every week about 11 random men on a field is not healthy.

Tasty 🦐

When you have an all consuming crush on someone but you kinda need it to stop as you're an adult and have other shit you need to be focusing on.

Mentioned this guy at work today and everyone looked at me blankly like I was having some sort of fever dream. Somebody please tell me you know who he is?!

What an absolute shitter of a day. The most Mondayest Monday ever 🙃 Would very much like to hibernate for the foreseeable please.

What an absolute joy The Bride! Is. Visually stunning with perfect performances from both Buckley and Bale. Loved it!

Had an absolutely fabulous time seeing my future husband on tour last night 🫶🏻🖤

The absolute chokehold the Charlie xcx Wuthering Heights soundtrack still has on me needs to be studied to be honest.

Did a joint outfit with a colleague for World Book Day this year so can't share photos but here's a picture of the characters we were and I just wanna say we absolutely smashed it 💪🏻🐊💛

Seeing one of my best friends for the first time in over a year today and whilst I'm super excited to see her I must admit I'm mostly hyped to be having Mexican food 😂

Off on a double cinema session today. Wuthering Heights and Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die which I feel will be two very different vibes!

Have taken the "it's half-term so let's dress like a kids TV presenter" vibe to a whole new level at work today 🌈🙈

Today was a really tough work day but one of my last customers was the absolute sweetest and asked if I would like a duck so now I am the proud owner of these two solid gold legends 🥹🦆💛

Have worn these to work today so am basically treating the day like I'm back at the Taskmaster experience 💌

Went to the cinema this evening and a guy stormed out the screen because the two main characters happened to be queer women who kissed *oh the horror* 🙃

When you're destined to be alone forever but love dressing to a theme so buy yourself a cute little heart t-shirt to wear to work for Valentine's 🖤🥰❤️

What incredibly sad news about James Van Der Beek 💔 Genuinely seemed like a lovely guy 🖤

Very much obsessed with Chloe Petts and would really like to marry her please.

Introduce yourself with five songs - Mr Writer by Stereophonics - Vampires Will Never Hurt You by My Chemical Romance - From The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea by The Cure - Kill Your Heroes by AWOLNATION - Older by George Michael

Just need to make it through 8hrs of work and then I get to see Chloe Petts tonight 🥰🥰🥰

Absolutely smashing it as an adult today. Gas man visit completed. Booked an appointment I'd been putting off for ages. Food shopping done 💪🏻

Dear movie makers, please stop putting unanticipated sad animal moments in your films. I did not expect to be full blown sobbing in the cinema this afternoon 😭

The Catherine O'Hara news has absolutely sucker punched me 💔 She's been involved in so many amazing projects I love and adore 🖤

Been on a beautiful trip to the seaside today to visit where my grandparents ashes are scattered including fish and chips by the sea 🥰 The universe - that's far too nice and wholesome so here's a motorway closure and a torrential storm to balance things out so you'll struggle to get home 🙃

Actually went out and did some full blown socialising tonight and whilst my battery is now dead it has proved I'm not totally inept at hanging out in large groups 🥳

Have just got home from the most wonderful little three day London trip 🖤 The Hunger Games on Stage. John Kearns WIP. Copious amounts of yummy food 🥰

First ABC show of the year in the bag! I absolutely love seeing how crowds react to watching John Kearns do stand up when they've only ever seen him on TM/panel shows. It's a show within a show 😂

Well folks, The History of Sound has absolutely fucking broken me this evening.

As much as I hate all this rain and drizzle it does make the clouds look all pretty 🌦️

Have been struggling with a migraine all day so obviously the best treatment since getting home from work has been watching terrible rom-coms in bed whilst curled up with my heated blanket.

New hair and I'm officially back in my emo phase (jokes, I never left!) ❤️🖤

It's been so long since West Ham last won a Premier League game I was beginning to forget what it feels like! 😅

What an absolute trip 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is. It's bleak. It's dark. It's brutal. The soundtrack is awesome and the performances are superb!

Not sure if anyone else remembers/played it but it was Neopets for me. To this day I still think about it regularly and how much fun it was 😂

The Academy Is... being back and bringing out new music makes my little emo heart so happy 🎶🖤

It's been the kind of day where every train that I needed to be on time was late yet the one train I needed to be late was on time 🫠 Absolutely love that for me 🥰

My anxiety has been through the roof these last 4-5 weeks and whilst struggling, I at least thought I'd been managing but today one little thing has pushed me over the edge so now everything feels amplified by about a million percent and my brain has had enough 🫠😭

You know how some people are about their airfryers? Well, I bought myself a soup maker with some Christmas money and now all I want to do is talk about soup.

Can confirm this is still absolutely spellbinding on a fourth (and sadly final) viewing 🖤🐰

Every little thing that could have triggered my anxiety today did so at the grand old time of 8.44pm I've decided I've had enough and it's time for bed 🙃

Went on a little solo cinema trip after work (FNAF2 is a lot of fun!), picked up a takeaway on the way home and now curled up in bed eating it whilst watching one of my favourite Christmas movies (Did Hard). Happy Friday everyone! 🥰

It appears I have a polar bear living in my house at the moment 🐶🐻‍❄️

Something tells me I kinda like this song.

Morning ❄️☁️

Super grown up of me to go to McDonalds on my lunchbreak so I could get Grinch socks 😂

@diversestripes.bsky.social happiest of birthdays!! 🎁🎉🎂🎈 Hope you have a day as fab as you are! 🖤

The whole time whilst watching Stranger Things S5 all I could think about is how I would absolutely love to own every single outfit!

The fact that Tim is doing a date near me so I don't have to keep going to London to stalk him is fab news.

Folks, are we thinking absolutely lush or totally rank? 🤔

Super hyped for tonights show. From a comedy point of view, not a I'm in love with her point of view, obvs.