When you have to be up in 3hrs for work but your irrational anxiety is keeping you awake so now all you can think about is how tired you'll be all day 🙃🫠🫩😴

Just been to the cinema to watch ✨Twilight's✨ anniversary showing and can confirm; - Charlie will always be an absolute Zaddy - The baseball scene with Supermassive Black Hole playing remains to be one of the best movie scenes ever - more movies need to be filmed with a blue hue

Been in a bit of a funk the last few days so treating myself to an early night watching a bunch of bad romcoms. Finally giving Anyone But You a watch and whilst it's absolute trash I am fully invested 🙈😂

My favourite thing about commuting to work by train sometimes is all the suit bros who act like they're more important than everyone else just because they're wearing a smart jacket. Babes, I'm wearing a rainbow sweater with matching shoelaces and earrings. I think I win 🌈

What an unbelievably amazing evening 🥰 All the acts absolutely smashed it tonight! Everyone involved with this wonderful show (especially Hare & Chris!) should be incredibly proud of what they've achieved in the last year and the lovely community they've built 🖤

To all my fellow pumpkin spice basic bitches, this is unbelievablely delicious and I urge you all to run to Aldi to buy some 🎃

Went to see HIM today. Visually stunning with some amazing performances but honestly cannot explain what the fuck the plot was 😂🙈

Another night, another comedy show at my favourite venue. Tonight it's the lovely Desiree Burch 🥰

Just finished reading this 🥰 As a Tim Curry fangirl this has just reiterated that he is quite possibly the most charismatic and naturally funny person on the planet.

When it's been a really tough week so you have to keep buying yourself cute little treats just so you can make it through the day 👻

I NEED Reece's prize task in my life 😍 #Taskmaster

Putting the TV on ready for Taskmaster only to discover all the cute dogs are no longer on beforehand has ruined my evening to be honest.

When you're already having a bad day and then you get a sandwich for lunch that has hidden cucumber in it 😭🤢😭

Anyone fancy a guess on what book event I'm helping with at work this evening? ✨ 🧛🏻‍♀️

Had an absolute blast! 🖤 Such a fun movie that I highly recommend to everyone 🌌

Happiest of birthdays to one of the nicest c*nts I know @nutty4armstrong.bsky.social 😂🥳🎁🎂🖤

When your favourite little show even stalks you on the tube.

Just been to the cinema to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show in 4DX and oh my, what an absolute blast it was!! (Even if I did feel a tad motion sick by the end 😂)

I've just seen that the Beetlejuice musical is coming to the West End next year 🥰 I've been waiting SO LONG for this to finally happen and was losing hope. So bloody excited 💜🖤🤍💚

I am OBSESSED with Reece and Maisie as a team #Taskmaster

Watching The Dog House whilst waiting for Taskmaster to start and clearly my own pooch is far from impressed by all the cooing I'm doing over the dogs on TV 😂

user vs. their comfort horror movie

Morning ⛅

It's been a while but here's a little allotment update for anyone still interested 🥰 It's slowly starting to wind down now but what's left is all looking very autumnal 🧡🖤💚

A Big Bold Beautiful Journey is unbelievably charming. I had a great time seeing it today! Would also happily be the filling in a Margot Robbie and Colin Farrell sandwich.

Have just binged all of Haunted Hotel (new on Netflix today) in one sitting and I AM OBSESSED.

Have taken myself on a little solo trip to London today 🥰

Quote post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score. This makes me howl with laughter AND cry bucketloads in equal measures. It will forever be a nostalgia movie for me that brings me so much happiness whenever I watch it 🖤

Slap the word marmite on something and it is guaranteed I will buy it.

Just had the most amazing afternoon watching Taskmaster being recorded 🥰 Perfect contestants with even more perfect hosts. Thank you so much @kellymills.bsky.social for being my TM buddy today! I had an absolute blast 🖤

Seeing a comedian tonight who I legit want to be best friends with 🥺 Anyone want to take a guess on who I'm talking about?

Super grown up lunch at work today 🥰🥰🥰

Firm believer that all comedians should have a sofa on stage when performing. Also extra brownie points to Lou for having Self Esteem on the pre show playlist 🙌🏻

What an absolutely phenomenal movie The Long Walk is. I definitely urge you all to go see it if you have the opportunity!

That live task made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes and very nearly made myself sick 🙈😂 #taskmaster

It's crazy how this silly little show can make me so unbelievably happy 🥰🥰🥰 #Taskmaster

Obsessed with Ania's studio outfit 😍 #Taskmaster

Made the mistake of putting C4 on early so now I'm sobbing watching all the dogs find their new families 😭😭😭

For anyone still wanting to go I've just seen paid guaranteed tickets for Taskmaster for both tomorrow (Friday) and Monday available!! @beckyjnorfolk.bsky.social

John Kearns touring next year AND coming to the venue near me 2 days after my birthday has made my week to be honest 🥰🥰🥰

Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people on the planet (and owner of the greatest cardigan ever!) @harecomedy.bsky.social 🎂🎁🎉💐🐇🍓

Happiest of birthdays to @suggsygirl.bsky.social 🖤🎁🎂💐 Hope you have a fabulous few days celebrating 🥳🎉

Finally catching up with Bake Off and I am OBSESSED with Jessika (and her Drag King persona!) 😍

The Thursday Murder Club is quite possibly the worst book to TV/movie adaptation I've had the misfortune of watching 🫣

Bought extra snacks for my train journey after work. Ended up eating all the snacks on my lunch break instead 😂🙈

Someone please take the peanut butter KitKats away from me. These last few days I've been eating them like my life depends on it 😭

Somebody else I know has just got engaged and whilst I'm very happy for them it has just reiterated that I'm destined to be alone forever 😭😂🙈

Finally gave in and watched KPop Demon Hunters and seriously why is it actually so good?!

Absolutely obsessed with the new bedding set I'm using tonight! Look at how cute all the spooky little monsters are 🧡🖤

A West Ham win? Wrestling PPV starting at 7pm instead of the usual 1am? Absolutely fantastic stuff 🥰