All the attention I've given to watching what I eat and becoming healthier lately has been utterly ruined by the fact Tony's Chocolonely now have three new types of filled bars 🙃😂 Do not try them. They will become a terrible addition (I'm lying, do try them they're lush!).

Just catching up on last night's #Taskmaster. This is the recording I went to and can confirm that bloody song has been stuck in my head for the past 7months 🟦🟩🟨🟩🟨

When romance authors are writing about handsome men with eyes that pierce into your soul they are clearly writing about Kumail Nanjiani #Taskmaster

Haven't had much to celebrate as a West Ham supporter this season but the way some of the results have gone today has made me feel a tad more optimistic about the next few weeks 🥰🫧

I hope you're all prepared for me being a full blown horndog for Kumail for the next 10 weeks #Taskmaster

It's an Easter miracle. West Ham rising from the fucking dead 🫧

When you have to work Easter Saturday (booooo!) but when you get there you have exciting post waiting for you! (Yay!) 🥰

That little moment when you realise you've really found some amazing friends for life 🥰

Watching Project Hail Mary this afternoon was basically me sobbing about a man and his rock for nearly 3hrs straight. Don't think I'll ever be the same again 😭

Blood donation 23 (literally) in the bag 💪🏻🩸 Snacks of choice this time; blackcurrant squash, ready salted Seabrooks and a KitKat 😋

I've just binged the whole of 'Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen' on Netflix today and I am utterly obsessed!

@thesherbetguy.bsky.social happy birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day! 🎁🎂🥳🖤

@doctorcuriosity.bsky.social happiest of birthdays! Hope you have a day as fab as you are 🥳🎁🎂🖤

John Kearns doing his absolute best to solidify himself as my favourite comedian once again 🥰 Superb show. 10/10 recommend seeing if you get the chance!

These last few months I've made it my mission to try and become healthier so walking has become my favourite past time (my legs, bum and tum also appreciate my new found hobby!). Have just taken myself on an 8mile walk and look how beautiful the world is today! ⛅

Absolutely love it when presale codes don't actually arrive in time for the presale 🙃 Ticket buying should never be this stressful/annoying. It just sucks the excitement out of going to things 😭

Thank you to everyone who sent me lovely birthday messages today 🥰🖤 I'm home from my little London trip, have finally managed to open my presents and am now wrapped up in my heated blanket munching on more baked goods 😋 This getting old malarkey can be quite fun sometimes!

It's basically the law that when it's your birthday you have baked goods for every meal right?! 🎂

Can confirm Romesh Ranganathan is an absolute fittie in real life. Can also confirm he's pretty good at the comedy stuff too.

Have just got to my hotel and it actually has a bathtub 😍 Most hotels only have showers nowadays so I am unbelievably hyped to waste somebody else's water with a scalding hot bath later before getting into bed with a takeaway 😂

Whislt I'm generally not big on birthday stuff (don't worry, it's tomorrow you haven't forgot 😂) I'm off on a little London trip for the next few days to celebrate 🥳 It's a combo of all my favourite things... A comedy show, book shopping, a solo hotel stay and lunch with friends 🥰

When you've been having a bit of a shit week so you treat yourself to a cute new dress and whack on a bright pair of tights so things don't feel so rubbish 👻💜

Morning 🌞

Sometimes I wish I was one of those people who hates/doesn't care about football because this level of anxiety every week about 11 random men on a field is not healthy.

Tasty 🦐

When you have an all consuming crush on someone but you kinda need it to stop as you're an adult and have other shit you need to be focusing on.

Mentioned this guy at work today and everyone looked at me blankly like I was having some sort of fever dream. Somebody please tell me you know who he is?!

What an absolute shitter of a day. The most Mondayest Monday ever 🙃 Would very much like to hibernate for the foreseeable please.

What an absolute joy The Bride! Is. Visually stunning with perfect performances from both Buckley and Bale. Loved it!

Had an absolutely fabulous time seeing my future husband on tour last night 🫶🏻🖤

The absolute chokehold the Charlie xcx Wuthering Heights soundtrack still has on me needs to be studied to be honest.

Did a joint outfit with a colleague for World Book Day this year so can't share photos but here's a picture of the characters we were and I just wanna say we absolutely smashed it 💪🏻🐊💛

Seeing one of my best friends for the first time in over a year today and whilst I'm super excited to see her I must admit I'm mostly hyped to be having Mexican food 😂

Off on a double cinema session today. Wuthering Heights and Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die which I feel will be two very different vibes!

Have taken the "it's half-term so let's dress like a kids TV presenter" vibe to a whole new level at work today 🌈🙈

Today was a really tough work day but one of my last customers was the absolute sweetest and asked if I would like a duck so now I am the proud owner of these two solid gold legends 🥹🦆💛

Have worn these to work today so am basically treating the day like I'm back at the Taskmaster experience 💌

Went to the cinema this evening and a guy stormed out the screen because the two main characters happened to be queer women who kissed *oh the horror* 🙃

When you're destined to be alone forever but love dressing to a theme so buy yourself a cute little heart t-shirt to wear to work for Valentine's 🖤🥰❤️

What incredibly sad news about James Van Der Beek 💔 Genuinely seemed like a lovely guy 🖤

Very much obsessed with Chloe Petts and would really like to marry her please.

Introduce yourself with five songs - Mr Writer by Stereophonics - Vampires Will Never Hurt You by My Chemical Romance - From The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea by The Cure - Kill Your Heroes by AWOLNATION - Older by George Michael

Just need to make it through 8hrs of work and then I get to see Chloe Petts tonight 🥰🥰🥰

Absolutely smashing it as an adult today. Gas man visit completed. Booked an appointment I'd been putting off for ages. Food shopping done 💪🏻

Dear movie makers, please stop putting unanticipated sad animal moments in your films. I did not expect to be full blown sobbing in the cinema this afternoon 😭

The Catherine O'Hara news has absolutely sucker punched me 💔 She's been involved in so many amazing projects I love and adore 🖤

Been on a beautiful trip to the seaside today to visit where my grandparents ashes are scattered including fish and chips by the sea 🥰 The universe - that's far too nice and wholesome so here's a motorway closure and a torrential storm to balance things out so you'll struggle to get home 🙃

Actually went out and did some full blown socialising tonight and whilst my battery is now dead it has proved I'm not totally inept at hanging out in large groups 🥳

Have just got home from the most wonderful little three day London trip 🖤 The Hunger Games on Stage. John Kearns WIP. Copious amounts of yummy food 🥰

First ABC show of the year in the bag! I absolutely love seeing how crowds react to watching John Kearns do stand up when they've only ever seen him on TM/panel shows. It's a show within a show 😂