as touching his manhood

Had a PCP for a while who wouldn't refill my insulin until she had her quarterly opportunity to tell me what a miserable failure of a person I was for having high blood sugar sometimes She wasn't even an endo, she was an RN, but to be fair I've had endos who were just as bad

Scolding the cat for barfing on my shoes

Wow you created an entire Claude “skill sheet” of your “voice”? Why not use the free one that lives inside your brain

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

"I have plenty of friends," I snap, picturing the faces of my two coworkers who don't immediately get up and leave when I sit near them in the breakroom because they're too socially anxious to seem rude I don't know their names

Day 19 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot #WeirdTrek #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #WeirdAlYankovic

Well yeah that is the purpose of hierarchy: one's status determines whether one is in the right regardless of facts or morals We've had a few hundred years of liberal establishments convincing people that hierarchy can serve some purpose other than that, otherwise nobody would be surprised by this

Glory to the martyrs 💔

I think taking wry amusement in two bullies fighting may be older than language, but I've also been uncomfortable with some of it I don't think I have said anything that might be said to effude, but just in case: the Church's role in trans genocide is a blasphemy in dire requirement of repentance

remember: the last war we lost was against guys who bought their night-vision gear from Alibaba

It's actually called "executive function" and you don't get to decide how much you have in a given moment Sorry six year old me, it will take you decades of suffering and eventually medication to get a little bit more of it Also your family is in a cult

Please remember that every good take and well-executed argument you've seen from Tucker Carlson on Israel is an already-established leftwing position. Don't be "surprised to be agreeing with Tucker Carlson!", he's merely agreeing with us.

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

Vance thinking he knows more about theology than the Pope is really all the proof we need that he's just a bog standard White Evangelical with extra pretense

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

Me when my preschool class doesn't get to play outside because it's raining

I saw my first live ballet today and really enjoyed it I didn't read the program before it started, but I think the story was about a woman who wants to dance and a bunch of men who keep foiling her plans by carrying her offstage

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“Al can only execute shallow imitations of the humanity we naturally inhabit.”

"Rohirrim" was a Sindarin exonym The woke term is "Eorlingas"

I can't help noticing that he didn't actually answer the question at all "it saves us time, really, and resources" How in the wholesale fuck do AI images of fake food save time or resources vs TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR REAL HUMAN FOOD

"Authoritarian thug" might be putting it too strongly, but it is an example of how some liberals will consider a hundred laws punishing the victims of capitalism "for their own good" before they consider a single law that will go against the interests of capital

The antebellum United States was an absolutely wretched, racist, and evil country. Somehow, the Confederacy was even worse. And on this day in 1865, it died. Happy Confederate Surrender Day. Rest in Piss to one of the most evil regimes in history.

Without saying how old you are, say something that shows your age The first movie I remember seeing in the theater was the Land Before Time The second was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"The people who value process knowledge the least are the AI bros who think you can replace skilled workers with a chatbot trained on the things they say and write down, as though that somehow captured everything they know." pluralistic.net/2026/04/08/p...

in a stunning victory, Donald Trump has forced the Iranian government to profit tens of billions of dollars a year against their will

Nice to share some good news for once

Do the people calling for section 4 not know that Trump can block it by simply declaring himself able, or what

They'll always blame constituents for having standards before they ever, ever blame a politician for flagrantly failing them. It's never the fault of those in power or authority for losing - it's always the fault of those they refused to listen to for not supporting them anyway. I hate it here.

If any intelligent people remain among his advisors, it would make sense for them to hype up the possibility of a nuclear strike so that his opponents will be relieved by the horrendous thing the US actually does

The story didn't "fall apart." ICE leadership deliberately lied and you're failing at journalism by not saying so.

Me when considering a simple, brief task that well substantially improve my life

Untranslated headlines in German are much clearer than New York Times headlines in English

Today I learned I can read German

{sir mix-a-lot voice} I like My Spouse and I cannot lie

supposedly “Christian” President: “see you in Hell, praise Allah” Muslim Mayor: happy Easter to everyone who celebrates, enjoy your beautiful holiday

Frog put the NUKES in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not EXPLODE any more NUKES.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball Graphics that squandered SNES capability, awful gameplay (once you figured out the AI it was impossible to lose to the computer), music fucking ruled though

How many of us does it take to change a light bulb? For one day only, we are prepared to answer this question. crimethinc.com/illumination

never talk to cops or chatbots it's easy to not use AI to write. The closest I come is when I search for history shit and the AI response comes up first, but I know enough about history that I've personally noticed SO much misinformation in those AI results that there's no use case for it anyhow.

We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.

Me when I become aware of my toes

the original title "how I killed the pope and why I don't understand the basic tenets of Catholicism" didn't do well in market testing I guess

Dang, you either die Bob Dylan, or you live long enough to see yourself become Bob Dylan.

Say what you like about oil, at least it used to be dinosaurs and can become LEGO.

Well, I was planning on saving this for a while but after that techbro tried to make an example of me im doubling down. #FuckAI