Starting to refer to my ink and pen hand-written mistakes as "strokos". Send help.

Bat Hat!

"So charming, he can’t take his eyes off it. “It’s so beautiful to look at. It sits in the garage and sometimes I just turn the lights on and go and look at it,” he says with a laugh." www.topgear.com/car-news/int...

I do put some work into the alt-text. Leans far heavier into the "providing context" than "describes what you see", but that's aphantasia for you.

random allusions to whales

Does anyone know what the jawbone I found on the Ottawa River beach today is? It fit in my hand and my guess was a Canada goose.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

Wanna know why Meryl Streep can't just phone it in on Only Murders? Because the writers telegraphing every damn clew ties up the lines something fierce. Also, she's a irrepressible talent with divine timing and generosity.

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That's my workout regimen, Marty.

Just saw a thing that's a bit like the thing I'm working on. Different medium, but a couple of the same card tricks and an emotional beat that's like a Silly Putty lift. Can't be helped, I suppose. Nobody will notice but me. Not after I've hosed the blood away.

BASEMENT FINDS Someone *laminated* this for me. Someone knows why.

Cleaning out the extended family warehouse. Found a box of really well-preserved classic racism.

I'm wicked good at marketing.

I learned everything I need to know about painkillers in 1994.

Snow Whitesnake #DisneyMetal

We have inadvertently referenced Star Trek.

Happy Earth, Wind and Fire day! L

Ired of the tout rage.

The best Batman. The best.

ARTillery. Ai stole your art, in this comic we’re gonna steal it BACK! Find out how from @invadercomics.bsky.social in lunar distribution soon. It’s been a while since I had a new book.

Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.

Reader, the book was not better.

Don't fuck with the Judgement Gang.

Where’s our era’s Jackie Chan? We need an action hero who isn’t the largest man you’ve ever seen in his life I guess he also needs to be a generational talent in kung fu and physical comedy or whatever too

I got two vaccines today. Same arm, because I never learn. What's your excuse?

Life comes at you pretty fast.

"This is why a sage steers by the bright light of confusion and doubt. In this way, rather than relying on your own distinctions, you dwell in the ordinary. This is called illumination." -Chuang Tzu, "A Little Talk About Evening Things Out" (tr. David Hinton)

Fawk.

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"The Jokes Just Write Themselves" An Autobiography by Pagliacci

24-hour reading of Moby-Dick this October? At the Maritime Museum? The one right by Jack Spicer's Aquatic Park? Land ho. maritime.org/md2025/

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Excerpt from the 2nd Book of Vialobos: During the trial, the Fool then asked of him, 'You're a man of learning; what can swallow the Whale?' 'The Ocean,' replied Myrddin. 'Then what can swallow the Ocean?' asked that satan. Myrddin smiled. 'The Whale.'

Animal Man (Morrison) is the secret origin of Peacemaker (Gunn).

I told him it was Spock, but he might not have taken me seriously.

Any sufficiently advanced time-travel plot hole is indistinguishable from a deleted scene.

Much like Superman, this is what Namor did before he could fly.

Come. On.

Yes, that’s my expired Disney Pass. Moved up here 9 years ago; I’m close to the Winchester House now. But no, I haven’t ever set foot in this place. What’s your question, Agent Mulder?

Drop some SHOES 👟👠👞🖤 Kansas vs Kansas Art by Dan Schkade

Was this the wrong day for this?

Critics now say it's pretty clear in the Final Cut version that Dickens is a Replicant, but Dickinson is not.

Only, the Timelines Don't Make Sense, in the Building

Never thought I'd think, "This situation might have been mitigated by Temu Race Bannon." Never thought I'd think, "We've replaced the phrase 'the poor man's' with 'Temu'."

Staying sober has been a remarkable thing. I'm making a remark about it right now.

"Natürlich wussten viele, was mit ihren NachbarInnen geschehen war, aber in der Regel wurde so getan, als ob sie einfach 'verschwunden' sind. So genau wollten es die meisten wohl auch nicht wissen."

"O Superman," Laurie Anderson. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkfp...