This photo looks like when someone is trying really hard to draw a realistic person, but they’re not good at it yet.

I am seeing some comments like “what if pro athletes really did kiss???” and I am excited for those people to learn about the WNBA

I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences

Until recently every CEO was saying "AI" and I think we'll go from that to companies pitching their products as "NO AI in this!" in record time. New category of unleaded consumer products

OPENING 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY! (12/19): I was looking to do a comedy that was smart, sophisticated & very high-brow, but I did THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS instead.

But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Donot yu think my wiskars looke extra feastive todaye?

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell

Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month

Uni loves sitting on paper :3

pearl

grace

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what

nw: “Santa Clause 2“ (2002)

I bought this before Jared went crazy

it is crazy that the president is essentially just the project manager for a medium-sized hotel ballroom who tweets things which would yet someone with that actual job fired instantaneously

The strongest never skips training!

what’s more virgin than a computer

You’ll Be OK

Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

While millions of families struggle to put food on the table Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos & Mark Zuckerberg own more wealth than the bottom HALF of Americans. That’s what oligarchy is about. That’s what a rigged economy is about. Is it any wonder that people in this country are angry?

Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.

ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI. FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow! ALTMAN: Exactly. FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

these are bad, racist, disgusting people and no matter how much the powers that be attempt to normalize this kind of shit it is unacceptable

New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://theonion.com/new-epa-study-finds-98-of-u-s-mop-water-fucking-nasty-1819771574/

Everyone knows that our current health care system is broken. That’s why over 60% of the American people support Medicare for All. The day will come when every man, woman and child in this country will have health care as a human right. We’re going to win this fight.

grace

olive

Rockstar co-founder and former Grand Theft Auto writer Dan Houser has likened AI to mad cow disease, and claimed that humanity is being pulled in a direction “by a certain group of people who maybe aren't fully rounded humans.” https://bit.ly/4pDEfoN

look at james’ drawing of dratini