1784) Scroogebot. A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous old sinnerbot! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an Oysterbot. #ABotmasCarol

Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine

And so our long climb out of the darkness descends, as the year turns and the night recedes.

Leaving work for a week off.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me... Ten Lordbots Leaping... #12BotsofChristmasRemastered

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me... Eight Maidbots Milking... #12BotsofChristmasRemastered

Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share! Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...

Introducing the incomparable @smolrobots.bsky.social

Honoring heritage through art. Step backstage with ROH World Champion & AEW World Tag Team Champion Bandido as the AEW Glam Team creates his Día de los Muertos-inspired masterpiece!

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻 Enter if you dare...🚪

944) Covenbots. Double, double toil and troublebots. Witchbots three who meet to places hexes, sow curses and generally get up to witchy mischief. Cauldronbot is a repurposed prototype Brewbot. Frogbot not included (but they can turn another robot into one anyway). #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

503) Mummybot. Defends your tomb from opportunistic thieves. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

372) Monsterbot. An intrepid robot that checks under children's beds for monsters. #SmallRobotsRemastered

🏺 This thread is cute but also so useful to remember what Ötzi teaches us about dynamic temporal lives of prehistoric people: he died on an epic journey, carrying a huge range of kit with tools part-way through being made, and with embers and medicine in anticipation of his next fire, & his future.

#OTD 19 September 1991, walkers in the high Ötztal alps on the Italian border, found a body melting out of the ice. It turned out to be the remains of a c.5200 year old man preserved with all his kit. Of course, it was essential to replicate him in Playmobil. 1🧵 #PlaymobilÖtzi #PlaymobilInfestation

358) Whalebot. Just a big, friendly cetacean pal that loves you. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Could do with one of these. There's a door release button not working quite right at work and the number of times I've almost smacked myself in the face this week walking into it.

339) Unicornbot. Is a unicorn for some reason. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Had to go find a lighter room to get the age verification to recognise I had a face. In order to do so I stood up and my hip twinged. I feel that there should be an input for that.

Not saying it's hot out but I've just seen an abandoned, saturated bra on the pavement near my house. Not sure if the owner discarded it in a fit of heat-induced frustration or literally melted and it's all that's left of her. Either way, it's not great

TIL (on mastodon) that the US National Park Service has crochet patterns! www.nps.gov/articles/000...

314) Hiccupsbot. When you have hiccups it waits until everytAHHHH! SURPRISE! Did it work...? #SmallRobotsRemastered

Post donation treat. Managed to fill the bag with 29 seconds to go. Legs are tired from all the waggling to keep the pressure up.

Post donation treat. Filled the bag with 29seconds to go. Legs are tired from waggling about to keep the pressure up.

Forgot to check for ALT text. Image is of AEW Collision logo but changed to AEW Kyleision.

885) Hengebots. Take the Neolithic with you wherever you go with these monumental menhir pals.

I'm up and watching.

297) Bugbot. Finds interesting bugs and carefully brings them over for you to see, then puts them back safely. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Come to see the ballet!

In London with mum. She knows all the best places. She took me to find the last lamp in London fueled by biogas from the sewers.

Small strawberry haul from the garden. They smell amazing.

Haha, thought "I want one of these" then realised it was one of my suggestions.

Playing along with #BlanketyBlank and I've got more points than the contestants.

(Cw: food) Behold all the cake! Never had to use a roasting tin to bake a cake before.

The new Knitty First Fall issue has just gone live for THE WHOLE WORLD! Find it here: knitty.com and tell all your yarny friends! A magazine with high-quality tech edited patterns that are free. FREE, I tell you! 🧶 #shareandenjoy #gladtobeofservice

It is Pride month.

I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧵

Popped out for a drink and accidentally stumbled into the Feywild again.

Honestly, we stepped into the Fey Wild tonight and I'm not sure we came out the same way we went in.

267) Notokaybot. If you're in a crisis, it can be hard for both yourself and those around you to see it. While putting a label on a problem isn't always helpful, Notokaybot tells you that what you're going through is Not Okay, alerting you or your loved ones to seek help. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Friends, today is World Eel Day! Rejoice and be eelsome! Wamble into your weekend like a boss. And I know...I know. It seems like EVERY day is World Eel Day here. But today is EXTRA. So here's my eel tattoo, to help us celebrate this glorious, festive event. #WorldEelDay

If I get to eat my cherries and berries this year it will be because next doors garden panther likes to sit on the fence by them.

261) Passwordbot. Remembers and can flawlessly type all your passwords. #SmallRobotsRemastered

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

I think it might be time to post images we’d rather see than pictures of Nigel Farage’s face

[CN. Food] 260) Triflebot. Brings you trifle when you're suffering from trifle deficiency. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Do I know anyone who is willing to play me the Godzilla 1954 theme on piano(or toy piano) at half speed for like $50 and credit on a very stupid puppet project? It is a silent puppet film where Godzilla fights Paul Bunyan.

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