when will my Christmas spirit return from the war

it's so bad for my brand that I am in a happy relationship with a gorgeous man who loves me and treats me like I am his gift from God but here we are

my GOD I am so depressed and sad and chronically overwhelmed and it's honestly relentless

My boyfriend continues to do really lovely things for me and I continue to be suspicious, because I am an unlovable nightmare, you see.

I am so mental lol I want to d*e

My boyfriend is giving me a wifi camera so I can 👁👁 and talk to my cats when I am not home!!!

Going to the Christmas market tomorrow with my b*yfriend and I'm going to eat approximately 900 hotdogs.

Nicer here than the bad place eh

The ultimate animal is the duck: - land - sea - air - can eat peas crazy fast

RIP Sinead O'Connor. I don't have much of an emotional link with my Irish heritage but she made me feel damn proud of it. A titan in every way. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.

407 days since dad died. I was already deeply miserable and depressed before that but it's unfixable now. Life is just work, ever-increasing mortgage rates, grief and crippling mental illness. I can't remember how it feels to be happy.

@nicodebenito.bsky.social your bio and intro post have me cackling x

lmao

@bzzjosie.bsky.social 🐝👋

Barbie is so good that it's my favourite film now *despite the fact* that I blacked out and projectile puked all in the cinema halfway through. THAT is how good it is. (I am 100% fine lol)

why didn’t they make the barbie movie more accessible to me, a 39 year old male right wing podcaster

Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas

this is the kind of practical advice I hope to see more of on Bluesky

I want to go to the gym tomorrow but also I don't want to do anything except lie on the floor and cry and ideate about death lol... mind you I do that every day soooo

block all discoursers; follow all shitposters

weighted blankets just aren't enough - I need this

@slinkyrach.bsky.social honk

PEOPLE ARE DISCOURSING HERE STOP DISCOURSING

the tiniest anger

I like this place. Maybe I’ll post several years of increasingly concerning and erratic thoughts on here.

fucking love david tennant someone grind that weird wiry dude into a powder so i can snort him

This is one of the few places on social media that isn’t horribly punitive to sex workers, and yet people are already arguing that porn should be banned so that they can comfortably scroll at work? Grow up!!

haven't brought my mentally-unstable, grief-filled, suicidal posting over here yet but today might be the day

Folks I really need Bluesky to succeed, I cannot do this

Threads seems worse than even LinkedIn

god i can't wait for the sun to consume the earth and release me from *gestures* this

am i allowed to talk about tennis on here or is it tory because i love tennis and wimbledon is v exciting rn

if Threads successfully attracts all the most boring people on the internet like fly paper then it will actually provide a net benefit to the rest of us

Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way

is the Miette woman here yet? if so can we lock down memberships?

actually pure heartbroken that noted bigots are making their way over here why can't they stay on the hellsite? there is nothing for them here and we are trying to escape them!

when is the lolcat renaissance happening

ACAB does not include Lieutenant Detective Steve Sloan from Diagnosis Murder

Which one solitary Blue Ticker shall we let on here solely for bullying purposes??

what's the consensus on h*rny posting? am I allowed to be lewd about Becky Lynch on here or

The thing with Threads is Instagram is full of young, attractive, well adjusted people who like posting pictures of themselves where's Twitter/Bluesky is full of hideous, maladjusted chimps throwing shit at each other and are afraid of leaving their house, it's two different audiences

calling in sick for Mollie's posts when Jack Grealish finally arrives on here

me on twitter vs me on bluesky

lol I'm so tired all the time from grief, crippling mental illness & being a millennial so it's v good to have a new social media site at which I can stare aimlessly until 3am every day

its great that its nice and peaceful around here but there is no absolutely unhinged beef for my brain to go wile out on so now I'm not really sure what to say? This, incidentally, is my biggest communism worry - what if it's well boring?

Mhairi Black is: • a lesbian • an outspoken LGBT advocate • not posh • not a privately-educated incestuous Eton bumfuck so no wonder she's found it difficult to be among the nation's worst specimens in parliament.