Pokémon don't make every Pokémon into a toy so I managed to convince Ewan that Nintendo toads make the toys and Santa can only get toys the toads make if I can't find the ones he wants

I'd love to know when Sonic Team discovered the band Paramore cause it means they've finally moved past 2001 and have gotten to 2005

Simon Belmont:

Will say it has been some time since we got a proper exotic flu strain panic, need a dog flu or crow flu to keep everyone on their toes

Going to have a great time making these later

I've just been screaming it's a weak yen so Rach will let me buy Initial D models but it's not working

Don't you dare tell me AI is the future when it can't even do simple things like this

The only good game in the direct and it's not until bloody October

You always hear the cock rock when it comes to Sonic but no one ever talks about the awesome knuckles rap songs from Sonic Adventure 2 because sonic fans are all Nazis

Crush 40 are Sonic's representatives on earth

One of the great things about being disabled is no one gives a shit until they need to use us as props

Wow seems if you watch any video about Eurovision you get an advert to vote for song 4, they don't tell you who song 4 just vote for them, it's Israel cheating yet again

Great news about Scarlet and Violet, my little boy is currently plowing through the Pokémon games and him not getting headaches trying to play scarlet will be great

Maybe Eurovision should interview Tommy Cash and ask him if he thinks it's neutral and non political

Bluesky is ok but I do miss the Afrikaner Robot telling me about white genocide at random

What deterrence Brian they've already cut it down you can't cut it down again

Got the shotgun shits where it comes out like a shotgun and splatters all over the toilet bowl

The amount of medications I'm on that can also be used as a anti psychotic is crazy, I can barely see the little man who tells me to light fires anymore

Apparently I'm textbook disassociation which means I'm the best at disassociation

Sony making a new game: "He needs 4K, we need Hollywood actors and it needs to cost 500,000,000" Nintendo making a new game: "Yoshi is now a fish using the powers of geometry"

Nintendo is the only one of the major studios willing to try something new anymore, they saw all industry trends and went with Donkey Kong smashes up the world and goes "Oooo Banana!" every time he sees one and thats why they avoid every video game crash

People will say oh but the indies are great and then you actually look and there's about 5 good indie games and the rest are just pixel art platformers about lesbians or animals

But there's no game here, it's all cutscenes I have absolutely no idea what the game plays like, what you can do etc I can just watch a movie if I wanted to watch something

Did he just load manage the Met Gala

Healthy scepticism is important when you're talking about someone running for a leadership position and I don't think it should be classed as hating on someone to ask questions

Ewan has started doing this but where he claims that his mum has eaten all the brownies he's made so she has to make him some more as an apology, it's the greatest scam I've ever seen from a 5 year old

Fuck Westmoreland

I think I might be Kremlin disinfo now

Laughing at Phil Proudfoot trying to get political strategy advice after the Northern independence party shit

Boris did persuade Zelensky to stop any peace talks and it's been fairly well evidenced at this point, you can't just look at stuff you don't like and shout Kremlin disinfo

I don't particularly care what Polanski said about Corbyn when he was a lib dem that's just stupid political party shit, what I want to know is what his views on stuff like NATO and the party's weird NIMBYism

I thought about joining the greens but I think my time may be better spent running into a wall for 12 hours a day until I forget what feet are

Someone was asking for examples of misogyny on the left a few weeks ago and here's the perfect example

They said it couldn't be done but Jim "Glue sniffer" Murphy has finally got speedy boarding for squaddies

Remember in Star Wars when grow up you daft nerds

Ah seems Hinder is setting the groundwork to jump ship to Reform as soon as he thinks his seat is in trouble

Put Loki Nash in my screen name and I'm instantly back on my bullshit

Joe Powell has received more in donations than I have ever seen for a back bench MP, hes received over £100,000 in donations from the start of the election campaign till now

any excuse to repost the greatest Tetris story ever, when a reporter went to cover early e-gaming championships and discovered that his wife was unknowingly *the world's greatest Tetris player* by a huge margin archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...

Every guy who ran for reform has tried to set up something like this in the local park and got into a fight with the council over it, they ran out of revenge and to get shit like this pass

This sounds like bollocks tbh, the reform candidates aren't normal people they are weirdos who have had a very specific grievance with the council for years and have learned how everything works to get revenge

Didn't know Michael Walker was on Facebook

When the voters said it was about cost of living, winter fuel and pip cuts what they really meant was it's all Ed Milibands fault of course

Labour HQ right now coming up with ideas on where to go

Hearing that labours newest plan is a massive sheet with Hang the Paedos written on it draped across a motorway crossing to appeal to reform voters

Labour still losing Runcorn after their massive vote rigging operation is bad I think it's time for Starmer to do the honourable thing and go

Hearing that Labour officials were spotted laughing and joking about doing electoral crimes and rigging votes, more to come on this developing report

Hearing that Keir "the cyclist came out of nowhere" Starmer is at the Runcorn by election threatening to arrest people if they don't give the seat to labour (he is drunk)