Happy fat bear week everybody 🐻

Sam, it’s me. Edge-Hardman. Just wanted to let you know that you can jack off a little whenever you want by pressing and holding L1. You don’t have to cum.

The devil is beating his wife right at my face

Please support the kickstarter for my movie Kraven the Gatherer. Kraven gathers so much shit in this movie and his friends are all "Kraven, where are you gonna put all that stuff your apartment ain't that big" But Kraven ain't trying to hear it. He is a gatherin' fool and whatnot

The beasts of the field have begun subtly bowing their heads when I pass. Probably nothing.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

It's my birthday! I have an ear infection, and the doctor cancelled my appointment. So I'm going back to bed.

Happy Bi visibility day but please don't look directly at me.

HOLY SHIT

I can't get a job but there's an old lady working at the pet store with the grossest nails I've ever seen.

In Intriguing Furniture news: yesterday I visited Lichfield Cathedral and found a new 13 metre long table made from a 5000-year-old oak log discovered perfectly preserved in a peat bog in 2016. The cut planks took 9 months to dry out, losing 2 tonnes of weight in the process. Definitely haunted...

New illustration by Akihiko Yoshida for "Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles"

Betty Amann, 1929. Mood.

Today is Wife Apperciation Day 💍 Post a favourite wife! (From TV or Film)

Post a random Star Trek image

Jesus, Perimenopause feels like coming off anti-depressants. Shit is rough.

Surrealist comedy duo Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are writing a horror movie described as “sicker than most people are going to want to watch” - and we believe them.

I'll be running a gold coin sausage sizzle from beyond the grave.

friends, have you heard the good news?

Well now that the sprog has been diagnosed with adhd we've run into the dreaded 'out of stock' I've heard about.

This seems completely unnecessary. The films are great, not very old, I don't get it.

Got to gauge my usefulness to your timeline with @sentimentbot.bsky.social

Blue iguana climbs back from the brink. Grand Cayman’s blue iguana, once down to fewer than 25 individuals, now numbers more than 1,000 in the wild. Captive breeding, habitat restoration and community engagement reversed what was nearly a Caribbean extinction. CNN buff.ly/GKiJpcz #ShareGoodNewsToo

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Art by • Frank Frazetta

Off to see an acting student showcase. Or should I say acTING!

People Watching 100: Auckland LARP (Live action roleplaying) Faire, Panmure Community Centre, Saturday afternoon

Drop some HANDS 👈🖤👉

Or their top 5 birds

battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life: 1. When your friends SEE you 2. Walking in the autumn wind at night 3. Waking up and not being hungover 4. Having an entire conversation with your partner with looks 5. Waking up in a sunny tent and hearing and smelling nature

Gambit decides to only use cards from the Jumbo Old Maid card deck from 1968, and makes a lousy pun for every character that he throws.

This garden cafe where 80% of customers are 70 years old is a weird place for a drug deal, but I guess it worked out for these suspicious teens.

To a hammer, everything's a nail.

#nzpol The minimum wage increased 1.5% this year. Data from Stats NZ shows: - Food prices up 5% - Fruit & Veg up 8.9% - Meat up 9.4% - Bread up 9.5% (white sliced up 41.7%) - Cheese up 14.3% - Milk up 15% - Electricity up 11.4% Laser focused on the cost of living www.stats.govt.nz/information-...

Spring has sprung, but the buses didn't get the memo. Nothing smellier than a hot, steamy bus.

I feel validated age wise that I have no idea what this show is

I really enjoyed chatting with Jordan Gonzalez about The Long Walk and his character Richard Harkness, especially some of his behind-the-scenes stories. #TheLongWalk #Filmsky #horrorsky 1428elm.com/interview-th...

I like this illustrator (Luigi Olivadoti):

It sucks to only have one tattoo, and you don't even like it.

Something beautiful for the weekend! An extraordinary Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell c. 500,000-300,000 years ago! The shell’s central display has been described as an example of aesthetic intention by the toolmaker. West Tofts, Norfolk. 📷 MAA Cambridge University #Archaeology

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Ms Piggy is an important concept for children to be exposed to: an absolute ten who can do anything

I've been watching everything alien and predator recently and the lore is impressively good. Especially the ret-conning, it all hangs together reasonably well. I love lore.

Lindsey and I purchased the Guardians Of The Galaxy trilogy on Blu-ray to watch while we were sick. That third one hits me like a truck every time but I love them all so I drew a Rocket :)

Added my first muted word today

This pleases my eyes

Woke up to scratching way up high in my closet. It's probably fine and not a demon.

Starlight Stampede ✨

The murder rate of the entire world has fallen quite a lot since the 90s.