My new Buy Me a Coffee account was suspended before my first payout was received, the site stating it is “required to deactivate accounts that contain or use adult content to generate revenue through Buy Me a Coffee” Adult content was never referenced on my page nor used as a motivator to tip

my bartender just asked me if I wanted to hang out with her outside of work my ego has never even been half this inflated, is this what it’s like to date your domme omg

Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens” I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!

was thinking of pitching the nyt’s modern love column but they require government names for everyone in the story?! in this anti-queer anti-sex work anti-kink hellscape of a society lol??

beat a man so brutally that I broke my favorite whip on him, which isn’t something I even thought was possible RIP whip 😭

I posted this on instagram & got a normie in the comments the way I’d sooner eat glass than do either of those things 🤢

wonder how much time, money, & resources were wasted by having 4 finance professors research this racist nonsense instead of having them talk to one (1) historian

restricting movement is fascism 101 lol wheeeee

just getting out of like 8 hours of sessions, go team

just learned that one of my favorite clients who became my personal sub & friend passed away this weekend. logging off for today.

if an article like this came out about me I would immediately walk into traffic exquisitely damning read

it felt more natural to bitch about football on twitter than bluesky but THAT FUCKING “TOUCHDOWN” WAS OUT OF BOUNDS OH MY GOD

they’ve been doing this, as I reported years ago! www.thedailybeast.com/why-ai-is-de...

over on twitter folks are wondering how @anniealtman108.bsky.social managed to file a lawsuit against openai ceo sam altman for raping her for years without any media coverage well, I personally pitched over a dozen outlets, & none of them thought it was newsworthy. so that’s why. 🤡

People in NYC watching the debate rn 😂😂

first question of the night for debate 2: electric boogaloo & cuomo’s talking about sticking his fingers in trump & vice versa lol

just added some new photos 🌚 doctrixsnow.com/#gallery

so far this mayoral debate is a fun little boomer/millennial slapfight & I do love to see a boomer get humiliated

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I love checking clearsky & seeing who blocked me. like I didn’t even know that the chair of the asu english department even knew who I was lol

trying to do an interview while my maniac of a kitten is zooming around like

Sex workers were canaries in the coal mine when it came to pushing the boundaries of censorship & bad laws. We've been saying it for decades - when they come for me today, you're next! & now you are here

replaying zelda majora’s mask & seeing that tingle is supposed to be a creepy old man…at age 35… 🧍🏻‍♀️

For this week's installment on the Criminalization of Motherhood I discussed the presumption of guilt on mothers when their children die from stillbirths, to SIDS, to shaken baby syndrome, to tragic accidents open.substack.com/pub/miabrett...

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“The urethras are hungry” is somehow the most ominous thing I’ve ever posted

can anyone point me to one (1) example of a civilian writing about sex work/ers that isn’t the cringiest most masturbatory nonsense imaginable

there’s a halloween cookie 🥹

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client just described my business model as “I’m the best at what I do” & I feel seen lol

Pro tip: if you want to be remembered forever just go buy the single most practical, durable item on her wishlist.

when I was like 4 I was visiting my great grandmother in the nursing home, & some terrifying old lady grabbed my wrist & started screaming YOU’LL BE OLD ONE DAY YOU WILL over & over & louder each time thinking of that & listening to en vogue as my cab driver has the oldies station on the radio lol

one of my submissives is at chappell roan* in queens & sent me a pic of her adorable little outfit & I’m so jealous I want to set a car on fire *I’m not the kind of sadist to give her shit for having tickets I wish I had but if you want that kind of abuse then lmk & I can give you a referral 🫡

me, thinking about writing but not actually writing: I HATE writing & I’m TERRIBLE at it & someone should SHOOT me with a GUN me, after 5 minutes of actually writing: I am a genius. I am a god me, after like 3 days of writing: what if I ate rubber cement & repeat

you don’t say! 🫩 www.wired.com/story/lensa-...

headed back to the dungeon this week & I’m reminded of this meme my sister made a few years ago

my sister just sent me this postcard from australia (??) excerpt: “this tiny town is full of these goddamn cockatoos that scream at everyone & try to steal food. I think you’d like them”

would be neat if people were as outraged over this theft as they are over the stolen books used to train chatgpt 🙃

hannah einbinder wore the louis vuitton sweetheart neckline dress at the emmy’s after party, which I know because I have it reminder that shopping sprees are some of my favorite sessions! 🤗

Oh I see, we weren't supposed to respond to Kirk getting shot by quoting Kirk's own words. We were supposed to respond by quoting [checks notes] Hitler. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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“charlie kirk’s assassination is a distraction manufactured by the global elite to get us to stop caring about palestine!” this is an absolutely ridiculous take. go outside.

the kingdom of heaven is at hand

They should invent a bluesky that hires trans people for their moderation team

I still hop on twitter occasionally to lurk & today’s for you tab is evenly split between “the jews killed charlie kirk,” “the jews did 9/11,” & “the jews killed jfk” fantastic! thanks, elon!