Officials are normally presented with ceremonial swords or paintings or whatever. But these guys are so fucking stupid that foreign intelligence agencies can literally give them an "Honorary Electronic Communications Device for a Very Special Boi" and they fall for it every time.

Wow an illegal war of choice that hasn’t accomplished anything of strategic value and nowhere near an actual solution is getting near universal criticism from the opposition party????? Shock!

he's just playing all the hits today

this may be the one thing i have to give trump credit for, he knows exactly how to make the worst sort of people suffer in extremely petty ways

This is where the real humiliation kink comes in. He asked. They lied out of vanity and we get to see how pathetic they all are.

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

this conflict is stupid, wrong, and infuriating

benadryl turns my inner monologue into dracula flow

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open. Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

Oh we’re weighing options *now*

CENTCOM has had like forty years to prepare for this ONE THING and they still can’t keep it from happening?

There’s a reason we never pulled the trigger on this fight, until the dumbest fucking Defense Secretary and President in US history stepped up to the plate.

omfg

reconstruction 2.0 should treat democrats like how they should have been treated back in 1.0

mining the straight of hormuz? how about you shove mine up your ass

honest to god shit opinion: society is already dead if we are policing $20 of mislabeled hotbar food and not dealing with the fact that if you have enough money you can rape children and funnel government funds into your friend's one week old ad company

“man global warming is unsolvable! we’ll never decarbonize at this rate!” War in Iran:

Never forget that Goldman Sachs assumed this would all be over and oil flowing again by Monday bsky.app/profile/stea...

congress needs to stop this madman

All Republicans Are Bastards, yes But all Republican men under 30 are actual, literal demons that have ascended from the very bowels of Hell to assume a Mannish form, the better to spread misery and despair, establishing a beachhead for Satan here on Earth Anyway, gm

Idk what a foid is

clavicular was mid gestergooning to the big arch when a group of freckled red head foids came and frostied his cortisol levels #BurgerMogOff #IsWendysTheNewRizzler

The kind of headline that used to be career or even administration ending.

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

banning my discord handle just made a million more charlie kirks

I kept telling people that Texas GOP were super not good at this when they started doing this and folks

It is true that he has absolutely no real views whatsoever but that's actually really helpful in this situation, because you should take it as a clear sign and a win if someone with no beliefs feels the wind is blowing in your direction.

good lord

this better not end up spawning more jarhead sequels

you are not prepared for the soundtrack

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

death, the punishment for every ICE official convicted by a jury of their peers should be death. the manner can be decided by an American Idol viewer poll. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

this one fucked me up so much. guy turns his life around after a drug conviction, becomes a happy, beloved, pet rescuing houseboat dad who undersells his mechanic services so poor folks can afford them. ICE grabs him one day out of the hospital for heart problems which then kill him. horrifying

god fucking dammit

Claude (which like any AI has a knowledge cutoff date a couple of months ago) finds out about the newest Middle East War during a research (screenshot from Reddit). I feel you, Claude, I really do.

It should be much more at the forefront of our minds, the extent to which the most politically activated and politically empowered segment of the authoritarian American cult calling itself "Christian" see the apocalypse as something to hasten, not prevent.

Someone filmed the Iranian suicide drone attack from INSIDE the Bahrain hotel. Extraordinary footage. (🎥 Cradle Media)

holy shit

> @covie93.bsky.social

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Abolish all these fucking gambling sites.

To do this, anti-trans lawmakers in Kansas moved fast to change the law, overrode the governor’s veto, and pushed for the legal changes to go into effect nearly immediately. That kind of power—to void gender on official documents, to compel gender conformity—is terrifying and it will not stop here.