Some of you have never learned mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and it shows.

my little demon

puffy pasta party

you’re telling me people are getting paid to protest and I’ve just been hating Trump for free?!?!!

Update: Democratic House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark have died after they were shot at their home in Brooklyn Park.

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

‘Big Tits Potato Chips’ - 1930s - made in Dunn, North Carolina. ‘Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart, one of the owners in the Tart-Chestnut Co. The image is that of Mr. Tart.’

In my experience, if something feels off, that’s because it is

my villain origin is just my ibs

less ai, more men in therapy

new city, new car, good shows, great birthday

Happy birthday to @itsdiane.bsky.social!!

My mental state is currently at the ready to rewatch succession again stage

I wanted this salad spinner that was $30 on Amazon - which is insane - so I never bought it, and I found the same exact one, brand new, for $4 at a thrift store. Ultimately not important but everything you want is at the thrift store.

Am I wrong?

I’m tired of Trump voters existing

Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

Clearly no one in this chat has ever had someone screenshot their snap

After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.

they added me to the group chat and all i sent was this

new place to boo just dropped

In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

I mean this wholeheartedly and in the best way- Minneapolis bus drivers have big dick energy

my sons

Really missing Boston Rob right now.

Mice got into our food and destroyed our entire pantry and not a single one of them taught me how to cook

the horrors persist but so does nap time

trump, your mouth is moving a lot like a rat, yappa yappa yappa yappa.

RIP Georgina Sparks

meatloaf's music videos should be on letterboxd

nyc

It’s so ridiculous to have two presidents especially when one is being cucked or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

you can learn a lot about someone by reading their letterboxd reviews

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

If I’m ever in danger it’s gonna be fine as long as I have time to go home and get my pepper spray out of my other purse

How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.

Listening to Beastie Boys albums is a great way to learn the names of everyone who was ever friends with the Beastie Boys

who hash

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

Sardine Sunday

Microdosing Christmas

We all need to be less forgiving

Love Actually is a Die Hard movie

Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie

Tis the season to be feral.

I mopped three rooms and built a storage cabinet today. And I confidently used the drill. What a day.