Drink review.

Putting “FREE FIREWOOD” on Marketplace with a photo and location as I leave town, and still getting 30 messages going, “is this available?” Motherfucker, GO GET IT

I figured out what irks me about “science is real”, and it’s that you never have to say that about a real thing.

SCOTUS is set to gut the voting rights act, and the GOP effectively purchased the voting machines. If everything happening is leaving you confused (why they do ____ to the ____??) , it’s because they’re never planning on leaving office.

logging on

X-Files s2e14 ““Die Hand Die Verletzt” Easy to write it off for the silliness, but there’s a lot going on. Genuinely spooky for what it *doesn’t* show, top 10 cold open, slyly comments on Christianity with all the parallels to the satanic cult, and do Mulder & Scully LIVE at the school for a week?

It takes no special technical expertise to know that 1) AI's main value proposition today is automating labor, 2) AI is going to supercharge economic inequality, and 3) If we do not get out in front of that policy-wise, we are fools. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/thinking-o...

Real question—how? How will this functionally happen? Could we just produce this amount of power any time we wanted? futurism.com/artificial-i...

Never once thought about the etymology behind the word “window” until someone said “you can really see the wind through this”, and now I can’t get it out of my head how dumb it is.

Just finished. Banger.

The MAGA monocultural revolution is so thorough that Hegseth made it a priority to honor soldiers who carried out war crimes in 1890.

Congrats to @itsdiane.bsky.social for starting her new job this week!! 🎉

Group snack review with @itsdiane.bsky.social @traubertsblues.bsky.social @brittneychristy.bsky.social @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social & more!

Hey so to explain their hypocrisy around free speech — they don’t want people censored so much as *punished*.

The zone is only shit now. Can’t even flood it anymore. Its all full.

Legit found this in my glove box tonight.

Here’s something I’m not sure people experience anymore—random people challenging you to a race at a stoplight, no matter what kind of car you’re driving?

In a surprising chess move, they’ve pivoted to “we’re only invading cities who want us”

probably worth thinking about what it would mean to pursue accountability for what increasingly looks like murder www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/u...

I was just reminded by an old movie that if you opened the door to a car from the 70s, it made a noise like the horn was stuck and the battery was dying.

Started Homicide: Life on the Street, and Corcetti (Coens reg Jon Polito) is the conspiracy guy. He was spouting about how Lincoln was actually killed by a Confederate plot (remember when conspiracies were fun?) and a guy goes, “oh I see. Unanswered questions are actually proof of fact!”

In case you thought the Dumb People In Space genre couldn’t get dumber than Prometheus/Covenant, Alien:Earth Ep5 has a spaceship crew where every member independently does something so stupid it would cause the everyone to die no matter what.

Saw a guy wearing a tactical vest, pushing a stroller. Pushing a stroller. In a tactical vest.

August 🛹

Everybody let’s hear it for my daughter who started IN PERSON classes for the first time since covid at St Paul College!

Fantasy draft and friendship bracelet -making.

Huh.

Starting to suspect rappers just do not know how to age, gracefully or otherwise.

Old snack review of a Doritos flavor I only saw one time a week before the 4th anyway. Also my phone was sitting right on my laptop for this recording. Try to enjoy!

Alex Lawther is completely miscast as some kind of badass mercenary medic type in Alien: Earth, and I realized Noah Hawley just picked a guy who looked like *him* for that role.

New snack review with an assist from @itsdiane.bsky.social

My 2018 doppelgänger showed up in the new Thrasher Weekend video.

Possible Mandela Effect, but I swear people used to talk about a second amendment.

Sure this is silly but it’s also exactly like how The Source would review albums in the 90s.

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

No one: Edward Sharpe: “holy moly Jesus Christ, I just snorted pumpkin spice”

“I just checked, the files aren’t up here either!”

July self-assessment

Old photo. High school band, “Mindless Climax”. Me on the right, not behind the drums, throwing up signs(?) Wearing my buddy’s old New School hat, and some of the first JNCOs. They were just plain wide-leg khakis.

"edit: never mind, i figured it out"

Pulled my phone out my pocket to find Apple Maps attempting to navigate me Hennepin County Jail.

Open Mike Eagle and a classic slice last night.

Look, the fact he ended up a vehement Zionist just means he committed to the satanic image to the very end.

X-Files S6E3 “Triangle”, is one of the best, most perfectly executed one-off, bottle episodes of television ever…which unfortunately requires you to understand seasons of x-files history and lore plus know what’s going on in the season up to that point for you fully appreciate.

Homie got a switch crook, with a bonus Tanner Van Vark!

I shoulda been a copywriter. I haven’t seen “Coldplay Puts CEO in Hotseat” once today.

Supreme Court judges gotta start using their dissents not to disagree with the merits of the decision, but to give official voice how the decision is dismantling democracy itself.

“When you’re making films…the music you use has to be music you like, because the audience will know if you’re cheating, and they won’t like you for it” -Adam Curtis

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