Trump dropping his sassy little ad-libs in while reading from the bible on television. Drawling "and that's really so true" and "it's really amazing" as he plods through a verse chosen because Pete Hegseth's pastor thinks it justifies pre-emptive war. What a cool age we're in.

Wait until you hear how he got the job.

tired as fuck but I have realized that today is my affiliate anniversary on twinch, so maybe a little stream later? keep a look out

@girlthing.bsky.social found a car made me think of you

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

happy anniversary to all who celebrate

found your car in Gran Turismo 7

Make worthless your body, so no man can break it

Powers out. Internets down. Still short on rent. I need $900 by the weekend. Selling some shit but could use some help if you can. Hoping this is the last time I need to ask for help. Something is going to break soon.

As easily as you have sworn off Harry Potter pish, you can stop buying games from Microsoft or Microsoft owned studios. This is such a small ask and low bar to clear, there are thousands of other games available at any moment, but the impact can be huge.

went for a walk did it happen?

We all have days like this

Marathon is very for the dolls h/t to @yoshimired.bsky.social

Exactly one year ago today:

yeah she can wear leggings no problem since she can

cis people hate us because they know we have flawless oracular vision. the greeks tried to exploit it and ended up blindly fucking their moms and we've been paying for it ever since.

godzilla is a boy gojira is a girl

reposting this because I had such fun writing it and want as many people as possible to see it and potentially find it diverting

please mr godzilla my country america yearns for freedom

playing gran turismo stoned voice DUI is dake

Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

This week on the stream... Looney Tunes Basketball! The return of the beloved Morning Stream! Super Battle Golf! And more!

did my unemployment and applied for some jobs. best feeling of the week.

my brother got engaged. i'm probably gonna be an auntie soon. good things happen still. sometimes.

the child

reskeet this if you’re a trans woman who has never been on 4chan or kiwifarms. Just trying to see something

Bernie Wrightson & Scott Hampton (Happy Birthday, Scott!)

the NYT political desk is facing facts: their boy Trump is in a terminal political spiral and it's time to start polishing the next right-wing turd

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I'm sorry to have to ask one more time. I'm embarrassed and frustrated. But things have been tough, I'm still out of work, and no one wants to hire me, I can't even afford my prescriptions right now. If you would be able to help me out I'd really appreciate it. Thanks. paypal.me/goodfriendjake

yes i may have been bathed in the unholy light of the blood gods from womb to grave, and i imagine the long march to the corpse grinder has its downsides for you cattle, but have you tried therapy? oh you lack sufficient blood tokens? at least you can take comfort in the nobility of your sacrifice

the way you can tell if a movie or any other art is good or bad isn't if you like something about its aesthetic or tone, or it makes you feel something or consider another person's life, no what makes a movie good is if the actors look at the camera and say they agree with your beliefs

On this, the day of the Confederacy's surrender, remember that we should have hanged every last one of the bastards.

each transsexual deserves an apology and $7 million dollars from the federal government

[APPLAUSE/LAUGHTER DYING DOWN] BYRON ALLEN, HOST OF “COMICS UNLEASHED”: So Patrick, I hear you’re progressing in age, leading to some humorous outcomes. ME: That’s right, Byron.

The current moment in tech is loosely understood as software guys getting so evil they made hardware guys discover Marxism from first principles.

post it | patreon.com/lubchansky

Mippy, a convivial green rabbit, is the mascot for Aeon Mall Urawa Misono in Saitama.

me, posting

Ultra Seven (1967) Episode 39

heard a rumor sex workers call jason whitlock "jason flintlock" cause of his love of sounding

a pleasant sign of spring in my neighborhood- the honking of a bike horn because a neighbor is walking around selling elote

only regret about being trans is i'll never know the joy of having an abortion