... does anybody else just completely not notice when there is a 5-pin midi port on a new piece of hardware. because I didn't know I would even want to be looking for it just now

Wanted to capture the full exchange

Immortal life advice

Wrigley's Spearmint Gum Commercial "Computer" - 1988

Ward Kimball would have approved I think

my day 1 review of the highly-coveted scarlett 4i4: FUUUUCK! I HATE IT!

good moorning

i don't think people realized the danger of 2021's broad "back to normal" sentiment and it really opened the door for the right wing backlash to grow without much pushback and lead us to where we are now. but i'm not really sensing a collective desire for that at this point anymore like i was then.

i just imagine bird people hold this over humans in, like, every fantasy setting that has them. "haha, yeah, sorry i don't have much dexterity. sorry i lack five-fingered hands that rotate freely. hey check this insanely loud screech" anyway i mentioned this to @washy.works and got sent this gif

the villain @chorby.org just said "Tutorial Hentai" live on stream and my vision went completely red-filtered for a minute like Bluto in the Popeye movie

your next game's hardware target is Whatever Chinese ARM Handheld Running SteamOS Costs Around $450-$500 In 3 Years

@skeletonsinvgs.bsky.social Labyrinth.os

the evo sportswashing thing almost makes me wish that I ever had any significant fighting game history or reputation so that it could really mean something when I tell them to fucko ff

Goonies (NES) mentioned? in 20XD6?

my answer to this quiplash 3 prompt kinda go insaneo style

getting to the "fun" part: trying to get any part of my entire windows vst library to work (or even show up) in a linux environment

you've flamed your last lips

came across this the other day looking up HHH and got a really good laugh out of it

Everyone debates endlessly whether or not culture influences politics but I swear to god being a kid in the 80s and watching Vietnam movies and reading Vonnegut made me hate war in my bones and once you hate war everything flows downstream from there. Then Stipe and Cobain etc finished me off

at least a couple real winners on this list if you haven't been down in the mines yourself yet

R.I.P. Shinzo Abe

great galaxian's ghost!!! witness a masterwork exploring the eccentric legacy of namco's golden age!

A big non-Steam sale recommendation! Labyrinth.OS feels like a long-lost SNES RPG, halfway between Shin Megami Tensei and Wizardry, plus a lot of Gender Vibes. It's the kind of old-school where you need to invest several levels of skill-points to add a compass to your map. Muchos buildcrafting.

being able to recognize the gilchrist-era nancy strip this is pulling from is the kinda terrible thing my brain has decided is more important than being able to recall phone numbers

Slightly aside, but: I don't go around looking for a black-and-white CRT television just like the one in my early childhood bedroom. The fact that it had any value at all (by virtue of being more affordable at the time) was a by-product of poverty that need not be replicated for historical accuracy

BEST HEADLINE IN ALL OF GAME JOURNALISM

I always have complex thoughts about my age & mental health stuff that was incompatible with certain games, even when my hands worked better; but it's nice to know that at least there were one or two things out there that actually tried to teach you how to play them, for those who could find them

I have browsed my entire reaction images folder and it has been found wanting.

*MC Ride voice* makes you feel like a

I got @labyrinth-os.bsky.social running under Bazzite (with fonts displaying properly) despite only sorta knowing what I'm doing. It's missing the key config menu and controller support, the way I've strung it together, but I might be able to correct that with a better understanding of Proton etc.

“But the game is good” damn that’s crazy

shut the fuck up Epic Gamesman. in the last six months I haven't reinstalled EGS or played any of the games I purchased through it or purchased any more games through it (not even the weekly free ones) and that's literally your fault for being so gross and stinky

This promo transition just scared me so bad

really underselling that Backflip binding. its importance.

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Bro made a game where Moon Child can pet the dragon from Shrek and hasn’t already made billions what’re we doing

oh that's good

really underselling that Backflip binding. its importance.

Adding a bunch of cool stuff to the games for the Triptych release - new languages, full controller support, a backflip button in Procession – but the biggest upgrade by far is that you can now actually read the words without making your eyeballs hate you 💯

[Seeing Javier Bardem cast in something]: Hey look Tony Chugs got more work

No Country For Old Men is about what happens if you name a normal kid Big Tony Chugs

Unfortunately, even if Valve fell on their sword and started selling the Steam Machine at a loss to get it closer to its original intended price, people would buy them up just to harvest the RAM and SSDs for a profit. There's no way to win right now.

every time i see people taking the stairs in FF7 Remake I wonder how many people never even see some of Barret's best lines in the game because they're exclusive to the elevator route