Didn't make sense not to live for fun To bring us sugar and tea and rum

"They're not going to throw off their chains and slay their masters!" They will. They will if I post good.

On my notepad for $10 Billion Ideas I've just written down "Drac the Ripper: Dracula is Jack the Ripper"

my latest is out for skybox!!! 💜 the casting of teruyuki kagawa in yakuza kiwami 3 is not only disgusting in itself, but also ridiculous in its hypocrisy considering rgg's past recasts and the series. i feel, and write, very strongly about it please read, i think this is some of my best work 💜

I know only one thing, and that's that I know nothing The second thing I know is that I am often wrong

I do love how every baseball game lately has been like “we are in inning 19. Everyone wants this to end. There is no joy to experience anymore. Can’t wait for the next game in 9 hours”

The Daydreamcast begins our Halloween horror show with a late night double feature of occult action RPGs of 1997: Diablo and Symphony of the Night. @brendanlh.bsky.social joins us to talk loot vs equipment, Gnosticism in gaming, and the pitiful piles of secrets that is mankind

Making my @rollingstone.com debut writing about Monolith's incredible F.E.A.R. and how the story's meaning has kind of gotten lost over the years. Alma isn't F.E.A.R.'s villain. Armacham and the people that made her are. She's as much a victim as anyone else, a spirit of vengeance made, not born.

Can't be Halloween without the annual DayScreamCast featuring the horrific duo of @edgarallanbro.bsky.social & @stolisomancer.bsky.social! This year we're pursuing the greatest horror of all: the sins of late stage capitalism! open.spotify.com/episode/5rob...

I don't know why people aren't having more kids. We've tried everything from soaring inflation, suppressing wages, stripping rights, destroying public services, making literally everything more expensive, making literally everything more expensive in a different way, and sending in the marines

Freddy Krueger, transformed into an evil pogo stick: I'm about to bounce on it CRAZY STYLE Me: Who taught you that phrase

far as i (and wb machine) can tell today is the 15th anniversary of my first published article so uh, that's a big milestone huh? shout out to everyone who has read my stuff over the years, followed me, given me opps, invited me to shows, said nice words 15 more? www.patreon.com/skyboxcritics

Adios is such a weird inclusion for a "Horror" bundle. Like The Bear being nominated for Best Comedy at the Emmys

One more day till Halloween Halloween Halloween

The Daydreamcast begins our Halloween horror show with a late night double feature of occult action RPGs of 1997: Diablo and Symphony of the Night. @brendanlh.bsky.social joins us to talk loot vs equipment, Gnosticism in gaming, and the pitiful piles of secrets that is mankind

It's really important right now not to make up people in your head to get mad at. Its really easy to do, I regularly find myself idly doing it all the time, but I'm telling you that shit will drive you insane.

Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.

The ramifications of gamergate remain hard to believe

You can make jokes, but I think Flash Game nostalgia is at an all time high and any number of websites would make bank releasing collections like this

The current mood is:

In the porno Pride and Prick Juice, Mister Arsey says "You have bewitched me, body and hole."

I ended last year asking if we could break 69 subscribers. Now I'm asking if we can break 100 for 2026

There are no bad games where you can attack enemies with bees

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

Incredibly happy to be part of this and this captured a lot of my feelings in regards to rereleases and indie passion projects.

"Bad Art comes from Bad People" is a deeply ingrained belief in even the most well-meaning people, and it's what allows Bad People who make Good Art to get away with abuse

God. Peanuts is so funny.

portland deploying our side's deadliest weapon: improv theatre

Honestly, the regime's continued mistake is giving Portlanders a reason to be obnoxious

Repubs today

Really is incredible how often I think "I want a horror game like ____" and then realize that game exists and it's Voices of the Void

Not only are these pretty good, but this one here is an all timer

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.

You can consult which entries are worth buying here:

Guy playing a game with a lot of loot: Hold on, let me just assess what I've got

the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth

One of my main life achievements is that I maintain a pretty healthy lead as the most liked review for The Scariest Story Ever: A Mickey Mouse Halloween Spooktacular

I beat every mission difficulty in Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps and it doubled my tolerance for shitty games

You hear the shrieking of an owl You hear the wind begin to howl But you don't really care for music, do you?

Boys and Girls of Every Age Wouldn't you like to see Something Strange? Well it goes like this: The Fourth, the Fifth, The Minor Fall, The Major Lift The Pumpkin King Composing Halleboojah

Babe help, they're diagnosing me in the Jackbox sesh

Finishing the Fight Finishes. @broganchattin.bsky.social, @edgarallanbro.bsky.social, @abrambuehner.bsky.social, and I squeeze the last bits of maximum effort we have to rescue Cortana, stop the Flood, and give a trench run for the ages

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

Given the time of the year, I'm gonna plug this listicle I wrote covering some Halloweencore movies and shorts I love

Oh is that what caused this