i am the one white man who actually faces discrimination. the bathroom options are quite limited at the girls’ school where i work

MRS. CLAUS: Good luck tonight, honey! I’m proud of you and all that you’ve accomplished this year! Just a few more hours and we can take a well-deserved vacation! 🥰 SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

want to learn beethoven op. 126 again

forgot how hard it is to derive integral formulas

porn parody of “rear window.” it’s called “rear window”

referring to a clock as “an allusion to the concept of time and its presence in human experience” is so funny

So many people earnestly replying they thought he was better than this. WHY!? Why did you think the rich man was your friend? Your pain means less taxes for him. You fucking fool! He's a billionaire. He's a money junkie! "I hope this addict chooses me over his habit" you fucking numbskulls!!!!

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

growing tired of pluribus. vince gilligan shows are good when they’re about mysterious things in process. like watching the setup for a con unfold over weeks without knowing what it’s actually building to. that’s why the first episode of pluribus was pretty good. bunch of saul goodman aliens

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

here’s what i did pick up. very pleased to have this dictionary!

do people still read nadine gordimer? held a big old hardcover “burger’s daughter” at a library sale today, then put it down

What I’ve been up to! www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

well let’s not go overboard here and put doctorates in education on a pedestal

(forgetting my lines on stage but drawing on my extensive improv background) Get ahold of yourself Uncle Vanya!! Nasty son of a bitch! (Slapping him like in the movie Airplane!) Nasty!! Oh You nasty huh!! Director: (Biting his clipboard so hard his eardrums pop)

chair company is unrelenting. nightmarish

larry cohen it’s alive

harriet and herbert

in my scant leisure time i’ve been working through apostol’s calculus book, doing every exercise in a little notebook. this is while i teach ap calculus bc (the curriculum from which i learned calculus 20 years ago)

son was exposed to “who let the dogs out” in gym class but somehow heard the words as “don’t make a johnson” (??)

five from martinu i’ve been savoring piano quartet symphony 4 nonet oboe concerto frescoes of piero della francesca all marvelous for new converts

bizarro neal gamby

(guy trying to downplay having invented the number zero) Don't worry about it. it's literally nothing

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist? MAMDANI: I've spoken about-- TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.

the fisher-price kick-and-play recorded music set is so good front to back. “purple monkey in a bubblegum tree” literally a perfect pop song

pluribus . . . idk man

baby has become interested in my nipples. i don’t blame her. imagine the intrigue of walking into a restaurant and they’re fully out of food

and to think he did it without courting bill ackman!

ten months of harriet

this is so inane it hurts

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin. Here's the video of it running.

good afternoon

less and less niche these days but one-laptop-per-student programs in schools were an enormous grift and terrible for kids. in general the whole ed tech industry should be nationalized and disbanded

finally beat karmelita after like a week. classic HK boss experience of gradually learning the patterns, building habits, and eventually wondering how it was ever so hard. loving this game

rock out with your bach out

from what i’m hearing, ohtani re-enacted the cartoon where bugs bunny beats a professional ball club all by himself

oh my god why couldn’t this happen when i was single and childless. maybe i’ll make a point to hit up part 8 anyway

The Archers are trending. must mean the film twitter exodus is landing. “I Know Where I’m Going!” (bluesky)

getting a little silksong fatigue as i approach the endgame act 3 bosses

not deep cuts but Cure Texas Chain Saw Massacre The Innocents The Fly (1986) if it counts: Safe

canonically, pigpen isn’t neglected. he’s just Like That

this (from reingold) is such a funny sentence. are you telling me you don’t want to hang out anymore? **just because of who i am??**

wife getting mad as i do some creative pluralizing while we tour the neighborhood’s halloween decorations. “look, some more charlies brown!”