Hells yeah. This is just the tip of the insanity iceberg. Let's fuck shit up. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

By the power of Grayskull, I’ll have THE WAFFLLLLLLLLLLLEEESSSS!!!!

Name a film you would call perfect, any genre #filmsky

Penelope Spheeris is an absolute badass.

WAYNE BRADY AS TARYON DARRINGTON ON LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA. You folks are not ready for the level of bumbling egomaniacal heroism in store here.

*clears throat* TAAARRRYONN DARRINGTON!!!! So excited some of this stuff is starting to come out. Take this down: there are so many twists, turns, and surprises in store in these last two seasons. #LegendofVoxMachina #TaryonDarrington #CriticalRole

Held a door open for Alfred Molina. Asked for neither the idol nor the whip.

[Frantically rushes to old laptop to search for failed spec sequel script "Pope Ralph"]

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

The average American has three friends.

Filler episodes (I'm grandma)

it is the eighth day of the year

2024 was overwhelming. Some very high highs, some truly scary lows. Dreams deferred, a couple of others turning up in surprising ways, and a couple of moments that threatened to upturn everything. May we have the strength to fight the fights worth winning and the clarity to appreciate the present.

There has never been a bigger narrative letdown than the second act of “The Nutcracker”. ACT 1: AUTOMATONS DANCE-FIGHT AN ARMY OF MUTANT RATS TO THE DEATH!!! ACT 2: Our heroes calmly sit on stage as they’re served coffee and cake and shit for an hour.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The spirits:

"You, there! What day is it?" "Why, it's Christmas morning, sir." "What year?!"

I’m not saying the fundamental idea of social media is broken. But I am saying I probably shouldn’t be getting criticisms of old episodes of television I wrote via LinkedIn invite.

Not nearly enough being written about the single most important character reveal of the year: Beck Bennett and his powerful mustache as Steve Lombard.

Fuck off, “Baby Shoes”; new perfect six-word story just dropped.

That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.

Watching the Wizard of Oz for the first time in forever and am shocked and delighted that the Wizard apparently armed the lion with a comical bug sprayer to go up against the witch but just straight up gave the Scarecrow a gun.

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.

I think a big part of the hesitation for people to jump off the other site was an irrational fear of losing years and years of thoughts and notes. Might I recommend just having @kenplume.bsky.social turn your most popular tweet thread into a beautiful “Art of” book instead?

As part of my endeavor to keep Bluesky from being as obsessive a focus as the last place was, I am going to just embrace the fact that I formatted that movie challenge prompt thing all wrong and EMBRACE THE MESS, DAMMIT.

Yeah, ok. Distractions are good.

Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:

New update to the "template for ideal DnD party" just dropped

“Take an idea. Make it your own. Bigger. Faster. Cheaper.”

“But Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” #Halloween #HankScorpio #HammockDistrict

#TheLegendOfVoxMachina Season 4 finally announced! Can’t wait for people to see some of the wild nonsense that was cooked up for this one.

“Tie me a sheepshank, Mr. von Drake!” SDCC commission. Because of my schedule for PIRATES: A GRAPHIC HISTORY I won’t be doing holiday commissions this year. However there’s still commission slots open when you back the Kickstarter. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sil...

As the person who managed to shove both a “Warriors” homage episode and Lin-Manuel Miranda into the DuckTales reboot, it’s a good bet I’ll be waiting up until midnight for the release of the “Warriors” album.

Assuming the sudden influx of friendlies on here means someone on the other site activated the Lament Configuration or read from the Necronomicon or whatever. Either way, welcome to the Nice Place! Let’s keep it that way!

At the Weezer show with Flaming Lips opening and I regret to inform everyone that my father was right: all music loved by younger generations is vastly inferior to my generation’s music.

Jackie Chan: I’m just a simple spaceship janitor! I don’t want any trouble Xenomorph: *hostile screech*

The house from Poltergeist is up for sale for the first time in 40 years and I had a VISCERAL TERROR reaction to this shot of the kitchen.

The fourth fictional character in my photos is my roommate. Fuck yes.

Heading to D23 this Friday for a panel on Walt Disney and El Grupo’s trips to LatAm. First con of any kind since the start of the pandemic. Should I just lick the front door handle on my way in to get the inevitable mega-con-crud out of the way?

If you see this, post a robot.

When I was A young boy My father Took me into the city To see a marching band He said, “Son, would you shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu”

The Inside Out Characters in my head

A story about stories about David Tennant: a dear friend of mine was an Assistant Cameraperson on the “Fright Night” reboot (which David absolutely walks away with). They shot with 3D cameras, and David was incredibly curious about the tech, asking my friend all kinds of questions.

Who will be the first hero to bring us back to 22-24 episodes of TV? Who will step up to give us monster-of-the-week episodes sprinkled in with plot heavy episodes? WHO WILL COME FORTH AND SAVE US?

I’m about to blow some kids’ MINDS on this road trip tomorrow.