Buying is as close as you'll get to living. https://store.theonion.com/products/time-capsule-vintage-newspaper-13-pack

i was teammates with a 7'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'6 bro he played until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon wemby would go "heyheyyy c'maah je suis juste un grand garçon, noo, c'est aussi mon anniversaire, je suis un grand garçon d'anniversaire" & it somehow always worked

My other pants and hat from by @stupidtwink.bsky.social’s Topatoco page has just arrived!

Still in serious need. Still waiting on an unpaid invoice. $350/ $1000.

Only awful white guys think everyone hates them only because of the bigger group (white guys) they are a part of. Nah bro, we hate you personally. It's you.

Guys, I forgot to add the coffee to the coffee, just brewed hot water.

“Congress's top bathroom sheriff Nancy Mace is on the ballot, and while not all of the votes have been counted yet, she is in a respectful fifth place,” Sarah McBride just said. “I don't like punching down and I believe in the politics of grace. So all I will say is happy Pride, Nancy.”

Long skirts just kinda look like pants.

all 2 of them

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

Fuck shit fuck I can’t get to sleep I only have 8 hours till work.

“We need to know whether or not the orders to pursue this sham political prosecution came from Washington, and how closely officials in the main Department of Justice were tracking or encouraging developments in this case…We will not stop until we get answers.” -Chris Parente

$255/$700! Thank you so much y'all!

This is such a phenomenal piece in Liberal Currents today. When we treat states as exceptional (and my first concern is always American Exceptionalism) our critiques of what’s dysfunctional in them suffers. When we treat them as ordinary and banal, we can speak freely.

Just seen a new petition has been launched about stopping sports bodies being sued for trans inclusion petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

My daughter is trying to raise funds for her mandatory travel expenses. Expenses far far cheaper than having to pay for hotels in Ohio or face the consequences of sleeping on the street while on probation. If we can raise $100 today she should be set. ko-fi.com/succunyx #Helpsky #TransAid #Urgent

I need money, and I’m already doing 1, so 2nd art raffle, prize being a rigged 2D VT model: - $5 per entry, unlimited - follow - like and repost - reply with ref, and kofi username Raffle ends 06/14 ko-fi.com/c/5a803f2b6b #art #artraffle #raffle #vtuber #vtubermodel #vtubermodelraffle #vsky

Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents is the *only* non-paywalled news outlet I can find that reported on her murder without humiliating her memory. She also has a memorial page on @tdorinfo.bsky.social tdor.translivesmatter.info/reports/2026...

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

Yesterday was a fun birthday :3

Rest in power, Juniper. www.them.us/story/slain-...

Please boost this for me I’m publishing free journalism tomorrow-ish about the FBI I have several interviews with other artists publishing next week and the week after All my work is free and i am struggling and don’t have income

Okay this sucks. I exceeded my goal last week and between my bike needing urgent repairs yesterday, losing an entire PC monitor (which I am not even bothering to even think about replacing at this point), and all my overdraft fees, I'm drowning again Anything helps, I just want to BREATHE 0/250

Thank you for the space. I'm late for rent, bills are soon and i need to buy food. 380/850€ to stay housed and fed. Pls help a transgirl in need. bsky.app/profile/shed...

Happy birthday to my papa!

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

🚨🚨🚨EMERGENCY🚨🚨🚨 🚨🚨Need 👉$45 in the next 45 minutes 👈 to cover today's rides to/from work!! 🚨🚨 Pls help w/ $$$ and/or boosts, fam: Venmo: @TheJunctureX CashApp: $TheJunctureX 💸💕 #EmergencyMutualAid #BlackMutualAid #MutualAid #MutualAidCommunity #BIPOCMA #HelpFolksLive #TransportationMA #HelpSky

Having small tits is the having a small dick of having tits.

Secret Service shot a kid today

Katalina Krimson Wants to Try Human Flesh!! thread - 1

the thing dem pols need to internalize is this guy and his entire family will vote republican for the rest of their lives, regardless of the republican party literally ending their livelihood

Fuck Will Stancil.

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Deport the Geico Gecko

Sharing my daughter @nyxthenephalem.bsky.social's cause again because she's still #homeless and underweight. The appeal is filed and the costs are rising. Her 19th birthday is coming up. Please help. #MutualAid #TransAid #HelpSky #UrgentNeed #AbuseVictim #Desperate #WrongfulConviction #SaveNyx

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

A good overview of what Dems were able to accomplish w/r/t forcing Kilmar Abrego Garcia's abduction onto the national agenda, beating back ICE in places like Minneapolis, and driving Trump's approval on his "best" issue into the toilet. Recall that some pundits advised Dems *not* to do any of this.

Hey everyone, i just got an email that i need another $700 to pay for document fees to begin the appeal. We need this asap to save my daughter. ko-fi.com/alicefusionw... #UrgentNeed #MutualAid #HelpSky #TransAid #SaveNyx #Homeless #AbuseVictim #LegalAid #Desperate #WrongfulConviction

Lmao when a staff member subscribes to a block list made by a troll account and ends up blocking 310,700+ users, all because the majority of the users of bluesky hold the rational opinion that ai is total shit and shouldn't be used for any reason. Ai is ruining the site, and the world. Fuck ai.

Wow this is popping off. While you're here, if you have any spare change, my homeless daughter could really use some help while she's stuck in legal limbo for a crime she didn't commit, all because she's Trans in Ohio. ko-fi.com/succunyx #HelpSky #TransAid #MutualAid #Homeless #UrgentNeed

I’m glad the alt text is here to let blind people know how bullshit this is for them.

I’ve spoken with this man and he’s homeless and does need help He’s trying to get a job but keeps getting turned down He’s in the streets now Anything helps Cashapp:$mabxoley Venmo:saivon1017 PayPal: Saivonfrmec