Blessed Beltane! 🌞 & Happy International Workers’ Day! 🛠️⛓️‍💥

Absolutely thrilled that The Onion is putting Tim Heidecker in charge of InfoWars. I can’t wait for all the quality Cinco products!

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

A U.S. citizen is speaking out after being detained in a Minnesota facility, exposing what he describes as "horrific" conditions.

This is *fantastic* news.

Very true...

I've seen like... 4 more warehouse fires today.

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans." Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly. Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time. Fucking say it!

maybe it will happen in the next two weeks

"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes??

Some lunar vocabulary in case you're following along with the #Artemis II flyby: * albedo: reflectiveness (high albedo=very shiny) * mare/maria(plural): from Latin for "sea," dark regions on the Moon, which are dried lava basins * terminator: the line of the transition between sunlight & darkness

Happy First Contact Day! ✨🖖✨ Also Artemis II lunar flyby! 🌖🚀

#JustGirlyThings So envious…

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth

Once again, "Andor" delivers the goods. Bondi, finding out she's being tossed aside.

Yes!

I have not, do not, and will not use AI. Those who use AI are not writers (artists, etc) they're thieves, cheats, and plagiarists. They have no more written a book than someone who's got in an Uber has run a marathon.

Footage captured from passengers on an airliner above Florida, showing the exact moment the Artemis II mission lifts off.

Where have we seen this shit before? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

President Trump has signed an executive order on mail voting. He has no lawful authority to write the rules that govern U.S. elections. He tried a year ago; we sued him, and we won. We expect the same result this time.

This shot of the core stage separation is incredible

I went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch: This is Victor. We are going for our families. This is Christina. We are going for our teammates. This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity.

"And though we pass them by today, Tomorrow we may come this way And take the hidden paths that run Towards the Moon or to the Sun." J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings Safe Travels, Artemis II

seriously, I will block you

It's Science.

Dear Trans Kids, I'll make you a deal, you fight to stay here & I'll fight along side you. One day this hate and ignorance will end. One day you'll stop being the scapegoat of a pack of wealthy, elite pedophiles and the lapdog politicians who defend them & I want you to be around to see that day.

Luna was watching birds, but would also like to know when Boba Fett will be bringing her Han Solo…

Israel, where human rights go to die. Not just happy with genocide, apartheid & war crimes, Israel now death camps for Palestinians. The echoes of what the nazis did to the Jews are now undeniable. They would exterminate Palestinians. Europe sits idly by. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Me blocking someone

Coincidentally, my BFFs just sent this pic from a yard project they’re working on. 🤣🤣🤣

"Help me," the duke said. "My physicians can't say what ails me, but I've lost all pleasure in what I used to enjoy." The witch examined him, and paused over his hand. "Nice ring. It is new?" "A recent gift from the king. Why? Is it cursed?" It was made to dampen cruelty. "No," said the witch.

The new season of GOOD OMENS is really struggling to cope with its reduced budget, I see.

The Citizen Kane of social media responses.

What a spoiled baby he is

"trans folks matter less"

I can't return this car I stole because I'm currently driving it.

sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot

And because I've seen the comparison: This is not an H.P. Lovecraft situation of "separate the art from the artist." Lovecraft is a century dead. He's not alive right now, trying to suppress records of his yacht visiting Epstein Island and swearing to make the lives of millions of ppl unlivable.

This is the only Harry Potter argument worth making It wouldn't matter if Harry Potter was a singular, unmatched work of genius. Giving Rowling money is actively making the world a worse place and killing trans folks. There's no book good enough or nostalgic enough for that to be worth it.

This is not a case of separating the art from the artist because the art DOES NOT MATTER. I do not care about whether or not it’s the greatest work ever written, you’re LITERALLY COMPLICIT IN HER CHILD-MURDERING AGENDA if you give her a penny.

Look, I moderated a Harry Potter Livejournal community. I wrote a lot of Harry Potter fanfic (including a story about a major character being trans). I met a lot of my best friends because of Harry Potter. If I can give that shit up because the author is ACTIVELY WORKING TO KILL PEOPLE, so can you.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking Ambrosia."

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