This thread is worth a read even though the "taken" app thing seems to be working inaccurately for a lot of people. It got my browser wrong and was off by 250 miles for my location. There are other tools that Tyler has listed in this thread that are quite good and have been around for awhile.

Slightly diminish a book U.

i was going to do one of those burger king logo memes that said micro plastics in my balls but someone probably already did it and I am overwhelmed with ennui

I need white people in hella white states to think about what they are saying when they insist redistricting blue states will solve the problem that Black people in Memphis just got disenfranchised. Redistricting Colorado is not gonna solve the problem. There's like 16 Black people in Colorado.

Do I have to have seen 2000 a Space Iliad in order to understand 2001 a Space Odyssey?

neat, I made bugs yell

I don't know, I think there are plenty of things you could do to make scientology a joke without having a leader dressed up in a prosthetic nose directing trespassing on a religious organization's property.

Indiana Jones and Grogu

Getting AI to read to your kids is crazy. Don’t you want to do the voices???

new slur just dropped, ya frond-licking foliage munchers

jerrymaxxing?

Annihilation (2018)

new slur just dropped, ya frond-licking foliage munchers

In Florida, Gov. Desantis signs a bill that would prohibit Florida cities from tracking their greenhouse gas emissions. Yes, you heard that right. Never mind doing anything about them: they're not allowed to *track them*.

John Denver: Almost Heaven Me: Sounds nice John Denver: West Virginia Me: Oh

Why are you trans? (wrong answers only) I really needed fewer pockets.

"still punk as fuck" I whisper as I trim my orthotic insoles

how many fingers am I holding up, winston?

happy 69 day

big fuckin' deal my fuckin' car goes faster than that

I thought the longstanding pro-Madonna take was "she spent decades singing hit song after hit song that we love listening and dancing to"

library getting rude

tired: VPs are boring functionaries who just hang out until they have to break a tie in the senate or It Happens wired: VPs have an important role to play in developing and promoting national policy inspired: the VP should constantly be publicly humiliated, just absolutely always eating shit

i'm not going to see the project hail mary thing because they already showed the alien in the trailer and on the posters and you just shouldn't do that.

normalize excusing yourself from various situations by saying “i hate this”

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Look I’ll explain it for the last time: when you are worried about cash flow and expenses relative to cost, that’s called a Vibecession. That doesn’t count. Now if CEOs are worried about those things, that’s when they are forced by Market Laws to fire you and foreclose on your house.

i think one tipoff is that his name is Killmonger

if I can't help tidy up, it's not my revolution

trans joy sounds great but would absolutely settle for trans boredom

alright here's the dilleo, I am not voting for this patrick bateman terf ass homeless-abusing sociopath for anything ever but if he is the Democratic nominee I am dipping out of Dem party and politics and joining the local party for whoever will throw a bunch of quite specific people in jail

Potential candidates typically throw their name into the race after the midterm elections.

Single Maniac Dir: John Water

see, the interwebs isn't for arguing about politics, it's for collecting and showing off hundreds of pictures of fucked up forks and spoons

The truth on Arctic Frost is they put out one EP and one album that didn't do great in an already saturated Belgian black metal market and they split up. Chip Roy is a fuckin poser

Run the country like a business? Brother, I'm not convinced businesses should be run like a business.

The truth on Arctic Frost is they put out one EP and one album that didn't do great in an already saturated Belgian black metal market and they split up. Chip Roy is a fuckin poser

sure this sounds horrible and dystopian but it might mean that I can take up smoking cigarettes again so who's to say?

can't believe this is how I found out

OH SHIT! DRACULA!

hundreds of burgers prepared, alarming some at wendys

I find it weird that a lot of the "they should make kids learn cursive in school" people are also pro-ai.

the fifth funniest person on any given night on the sixth funniest late-nite cable comedy news show is crashing out on the fourth most popular social media app because he's highly offended that trans people think transphobes and the people who fund them are bad

equality win: cis people are afraid of airport security

Burnout leftist friend: “social democracy & new deal democrats are the moderate wing of fascism” me: “ok that’s ridiculous just look at Bernie Sanders” Sanders: “I LOVE THIS BLACKWATER MERCENARY WITH A NAZI TATTOO” me: “…” Burnout Leftist friend:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He's dead.

now that we don't have any oil we have no choice but to accelerate woke energy. you will put up the wind turbines. you will harness the power of the sun. you want treats? say the pronouns bitch

cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

Are we still doing those "lose a letter ruin a band" things? I think I saw someone do one a few days ago. Anyway, Earl Jam

It's wild that the same people scolding progressives "you have to learn how to play the politics and optics" when it concerns trans people or genocide are suddenly like "hell YES we want a guy to run in the general that lets Republicans say 'but it's the Democrats are the ones with Nazi tattoos!!'"