By "retire" I assume he means "make millions on right wing television and doing extremely racist conference speeches"

When I went to work at LeMarchand's Box Company I had no idea the products I was working on would end up used to build a portal to a dimension of endless pain and exquisite suffering

This would be too over-the-top as world-building for a Paul Verhoeven dystopia

a lot of white people seem to think fascism is when what happens under racism starts happening to white people, but it was fascism when it was only happening to people of color too

Lars Von Triers' Mamma Mia

ICE has a long history of violence against the queer community.

As you know, @runforsomething.net doesn’t do federal races. But in my personal capacity: Happy to chat thru the mechanics of starting a campaign for anyone who wants to primary one of the Democrats who voted for ICE funding. My DMs are open.

man, this sucks

"...In fact, our economy is going to soar like the Hindenburg"

this is what they took from us

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This month, at Xtra: ICE executing a queer woman in broad daylight was shocking, but it's just the latest gender violence from a long, long history. Why queer people must oppose ICE: xtramagazine.com/power/activi...

this is cute and all, but it's pretty clear that the Narrator was far more into Jessie than Jessie's girl.

Not a bad way to go

WITNESS ME

"our patriotic patriots have also had feathers and glue spread on their faces, had their noses stapled, had tarantulas thrown on them, they've been hit in the face with shovels, had their hands burned with a doorknob, hit in the face with cans of paint..."

I love this fucking jacket

He made The Terminator for $6.4 million and it fucking rocks. So hopefully he means "return to cheap special effects and relatively unknown actors and rely on a compelling story to keep people entertained" rather than "ai"

that's right

I will always love that pre-leather Judas priest looked like a swedish progressive rock band called nectarine daydream

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Mad Max: Fury Chode

One Ball After Another

Slightly diminish a band: Acoustic Light Orchestra

sup, fuckers

Bruce: "Well they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly late last..." Beastie Boys: "NIGHT!"

if it took "oh god, they could come after someone like me" to finally get you to a place of action, welcome you are going to be asked to sit with that and reflect, and that's okay! it shouldn't offend you. it should motivate you to expand your analysis on other current events as well. that's good!

When Is It Okay to Dead Name or Misgender Someone?: A Cis Allies Guide 1. They’re annoying you 2. They aren’t one of the good ones 3. They said something disagreeable 4. They don’t seem that serious 5. Their behavior is unbecoming of the gender they chose 6. They watch Ru Paul 7. You dont like them

that's right

I'm sorry, but I'm going to need a statement from Sigur Rós before I can fully form an opinion

Think "smaller." Think "more legs."

nw: Point Break (1991) "The Ex-Presidents are... surfers" "Surfers?"

man, this sucks

if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly

2026 will be the year of the highlighter pen, mark my words

spotted around town

yes i believe daniel craig’s character in knives out is named knives out. move past it

But Robamadeus, it's too many notes!

Why did you transition? Wrong answers only. I enjoy taking the extra time to button my shirts from the other side awkwardly

Interviewer: ...and what are your weaknesses? Me: I'm staggeringly incompetent, a total fuckhead. I'm unlikeable, can't do anything right, and I'm a total dick about it. Interviewer: Congrats and Welcome to (my new 7 figure job at any of a number of corporations, apparently)

EXCLUSIVE: I received a copy of the letter sent to developers today halting construction on all 5 offshore wind farms being built in America. What’s new here is the close “coordination” with the “Department of War” in determining the “risk” poised by these wind farms. And the threat to “cancel.”

This has just been fascinating. 60 Minutes pulled this segment 2 hours before it would have aired, it ended up running in Canada, and now about 24 hours later they are scrambling to remove bootleg versions being posted all over the place.

I went from having no idea who this person is to experiencing deep and profound schadenfreude about her in I think about three months total.

deez nuts roasting on an open fire

The 70s were so bad they had to make up a show called "Happy Days" set in the 50s

they are either doing this or they are trying to kill each other, me, and our dog

oh man what if we made flying even suckier? no, suckier than that...