Whatever you do,

Iran has figured out they can keep the strait closed and not get bombed for it by texting “think we might have a deal” to a different Trump world dumbass every day

Maybe just maybe what will save this country from a permanent abyss is the same bull headed feeling of entitlement that cause RBG to not retire when she clearly should have.

I don’t know about you but when I’m despairing about the state of the world and wonder when this horrible era will end, I take great comfort in the fact that Trump regularly eats McDonalds food.

Question of the day: Does the President of the United States know what a Pope is?

I guess Trump's brilliant plan to stop Iran from blockading the Straits of Hormuz is for the U.S. to blockade it *first* so the Iranian blockade won't do anything. #StableGenius #TwentyFifthAmendmentNow

So the U.S. is now going to stop any Japanese, French, etc. ship that passes through the straits? I guess the world will just have to do with less oil and fertilizer. Is our new goal to completely tank the world economy?

This is what happens when you put the dumbest motherfucker alive in charge of the most powerful military on earth.

My whole feed right now:

Trump is facing his greatest predicament: an adversary who is not willing to pretend everything is not a giant fuck-up caused by him.

holy shit. Iran’s social media people really have Whiskey Pete’s number. This is so much more effective than any stupid video of Hegseth strutting around yelling “no quarter” www.tiktok.com/@ai_iraan/vi...

Does Bondi still get the presidential pardon or are you left on your own for whatever laws you broke on his orders once you fall out of Orange Julius Caesar’s favor?

Has anyone considered what an utter shitshow it will be if the SCt ends birthright citizenship? How will we know if anyone is a citizen? Right now if you want to get your first passport you need to submit a birth certificate to prove you are American. How would that work w/o birthright citizenship?

1/2 This memo identifies absolutely no source of legal authority for paying TSA. It does not point to an appropriation that is available for this purpose, nor does it point to any legal authority to transfer some other appropriation to TSA. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Dumb McNamara!

Call me old-fashioned, but anything you can say to me over text, you could have delivered by horse.

"Among Trump-fans, Trump has a 100% approval rating!"

As I prepare to fly later this week, I just want to note that ICE officers are not really "police" officers who are trained for general law enforcement. They are specialized officers who are only charged by law to enforce *immigration law*, which is not even criminal law. PHL will be fun on Thurs.

The amazing thing about this era is the villains all look like they were cast by Sid and Marty Krofft.

Here's a question no one is asking: The SAVE Act would require everyone to prove U.S. Citizenship with either a passport or birth certificate when they register to vote. But if the Trump Admin wins the birthright citizenship case, then how will a birth certificate prove they are citizens?

The Iranian regime is a murderous totalitarian piece of shit. But it entered into a politically painful nuclear agreement the US which the US tore up, negotiated with the US only to be attacked during talks, then negotiated once more and was attacked a second time.

If you are upset about how the Oscar awards came out, here are 3 simple things to remember: 1. There is no objective reality to “best picture”, etc. It is just an opinion. 2. The academy’s opinions are often bad. 3. #2 is also just an opinion.

The problem with the president of the United States breaking multiple treaties, including his own, repeatedly lying to just about every country on Earth, and holding peace talks as a perfidious ruse to murder other heads of state, means any promises he makes, oral or written, are worthless.

not that it was okay with gaza (or lebanon or syria) either, but the broadening of the way western media and politicians just treat israel's every action as presumptively justified is quite incredible

I don’t get it. It’s the equivalent of flying from Chicago to NYC and spending a week complaining about unbearable jet lag.

to me it rocks that this company that has never come within light-years of making money and has a bad product with zero practical use cases is the pivot point of the global economy because a bunch of embarrassing Burning Man dorks just decided it should be

I was once an illegal alien in Tajikistan.

And those are just the things that came out in the first 4 days.

Whoever made this, it’s BRILLIANT. Trump’s “Board of Peace.”

Things you can monger: War Fish Fear Cheese

If the Iranian government wants this war to stop as soon as possible their best move is to mine the straits of Hormuz, where a huge % of the world's oil needs to traverse to reach the market. The spike in oil prices will hurt Trump much more than any missiles lobbed at American bases will.

This fucking moron thought he was going to get the Nobel Peace Prize.

Not to make fun of a serious news item, but I initially read those last 6 words as "poison dog farts in South America."

In JD’s defense, maybe they were saying “boo-urns”

Putting aside the message, that is some amazing pee writing. How did he make the letters that clear?!? www.thetimes.com/sport/winter...

One of my cousins was adopted from China. Another from Cambodia. Both were adopted as infants. They keep photos of their “papers” in their phones. What kind of shithole country do we live in where people need to carry their papers for fear of kidnapping ⁉️

they have no ability to back down and recalibrate AND they lack a theory of mind for their opponents

The official GOP position is moving from "a well-armed citizenry is the only defense against tyranny" to if you have a weapon the government can justifiably kill you.

“because you didn’t support me getting the Nobel Peace Prize I might go to war with you” is quite a message.

Remember when the national crises we faced *weren’t* caused by our own president?

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

It's a good commentary on 2025 that the US President announces a major military attack on a foreign country and even the straightest arrows think, 50% chance it's an attack, 50% chance president is on another cognition bender.

It’s true! I picked up my prescription just now. They handed me my pills and $560.

If I wanted to emigrate to the U.S., I would avoid the method that violates the emoluments clause because I would want my visa to be valid after the current regime ends.

Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health. The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information. They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift. Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr

Tim Walz and other democrats should claim that Trump’s growing dementia is causing him to verbally attack female reporters. Make the media debate whether it is Alzheimer’s or whether Trump is just an asshole.