The funniest thing about this is that Noel Gallagher hates Phil Collins - he mocks him publicly anytime he can. And now they're being inducted together.

30 years of pickup lines: 1996: 'I have email.' 2000: 'I have a cell phone.' 2005: 'I have a blog.' 2012: 'I have a podcast.' 2026: 'I have a newsletter about my podcast I can email you on your cell phone.'

On a dog walk. It appears my neighbor is a Red Cross worker

The fact that the national championship, free agency, the WNBA draft, and the beginning of the regular season all happen within about a month has to be excruciating for the players, but I have to admit, as a fan, it's pretty awesome

Coachella being on YouTube is wild because my options include watching FKA Twigs or a video on how to clean my stainless steel pan

Here comes the flood of "I've been a Catholic for three weeks, here's what the church really thinks" pieces

This is, of course, completely insane, but in fairness, I would watch the shit out of a Netflix series about a crime-fighting pope

My year-over-year engagements on Twitter. Once Elon bought it...pfffft. I was almost internet famous!

The Strokes take the Coachella stage at midnight ET, or about two hours past the bedtime of Strokes fans

By the time you can afford to go to Coachella you no longer know anyone performing

SNL last week: Jack Black/Jack White. SNL UK tonight: Jack Whitehall. SNL next week: Black Whitejack

I could never be a professional golfer because I wouldn't be able to be away from a Chipotle that long during the day

I have no love for Democrats, but they have once again made it clear they are the only party that believes there is some behavior that should make an individual ineligible for office.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

The results for my column today are in. Naturally, I will spend the rest of the day thinking about the "1."

All day long, my dog begs me to entertain her, as if I am Julie the Cruise Director. And when I use this line to anyone under 60 years old, they have no idea what I am referencing.

"What is a dad joke without a dad? Or any other human being?" My @nationalreview.bsky.social column today looks at why authors are being canceled over their use of AI: link.nationalreview.com/click/69d7b1...

When your bar of soap is down to a sliver, does anyone else try to fuse it to the incoming new bar of soap to maintain soap continuity?

Note: You can't send anyone a surprise package anymore because as soon as you get it in the mail, USPS will alert the recipient that an item was shipped to them from your home state.* (*-A complaint made by both me and the Unabomber)

I am truly a fan of the “All Trump Needs to Do Is Be The Opposite of Who He Has Shown Us He Is For 79 Years” genre of opinion column

Worth mentioning that Trump's policy towards Iran is indistinguishable from the foreign policy laid out by Borat during his rodeo speech: "May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years, not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!"

Other than U.S. Senator Ron Johnson (and Donald Trump), the Trump era has obliterated Republicans/Conservatives in major Wisconsin statewide races

Glad the nuclear apocalypse didn't start tonight because I have a couple of items from Amazon still in transit

"He also said he had been drinking" (1916)

Being excessively hard on yourself is a double-edged sword; you'll probably be really good at one thing, but will be unlikely to try new things you think you'll struggle with. (Also, you may never think you're good enough at the thing at which you are actually good.)

The term "Gen Alpha" is the world saying, "To hell with it, we're all too tired, we're just going with 'Gen plus a letter' to describe generations from here on out"

Finally we can say what we REALLY think about the Artemis astronauts.

This week on Will's Band of the Week, we discuss why the kids aren't listening to new music anymore, plus new albums by Courtney Barnett, Girl Scout, and Landowner. willsband.net/4-5-26-court...

If your music tastes trend towards the avant garde, the new album “Vol. II” by Quebec art rockers Angine de Poitrine absolutely shreds youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...

Endangered salmon are notoriously into crypto

Today a younger coworker referred to Ryan Gosling as the “Millennial George Clooney.” Gosling was born in 1980, so he is Gen X.

Happy Easter everyone! (That is me on the left.)

One of the weird quirks of being a young music fan before, say, 2000, is loving a band, but not knowing their whole catalog because you had to go BUY their albums. Like, I was a die-hard R.E.M. fan but never owned Fables of the Reconstruction because I was always broke.

Live look at Gen X while the Millennials fight the Boomers

BREAKING: TRUMP FIRES SATAN "He's just not seeing the full vision," says the president

In his new special "Color Theories," comedian Julio Torres uses colors to expertly describe today's conservatism (me today at @nationalreview.bsky.social): link.nationalreview.com/click/69cea2...

Ironically, the most valuable thing in the world is also entirely free - the ability to ensure that your brain belongs only to you.

Courtney Love's appearance on Billy Corgan's podcast is largely boring, but the parts where she shits on Sonic Youth, Pavement, and Dave Grohl are hilarious www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qlx...

The Bangles have just as much right to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as the Go-Go's do

I am a baseball traditionalist, but I LOVE the implementation of robot umps. For one, I have as much sympathy for umpires as I do for Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. But fans are now more directly involved in the game. Before, we were helpless - now we can actually DO SOMETHING about terrible calls.

Who is this “our”

Assume Olivia Nuzzi got the exclusive on this

It gives me great pleasure knowing that AI will never be able to replicate Julio Torres' brain. He is - and always has been - brilliant. (Also, you should watch his new HBO Max special, "Color Theories.")

Last week I had a friend tell me she wanted to know what Christopher Hitchens would think about the War in Iran so she asked ChatGPT to write a column as Hitchens. Or at least that's what I thought she said because I was busy putting my head in an oven

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Oooh, fan mail!

My personal thoughts on how No Kings can be more effective is why legacy media is dying? Who knew I had so much power!

I just dropped a Skittle in an Airbnb and I'm panicking because I can't find it and I just know the owners are going to see it and charge me a $300 cleaning fee

In the 90s, writing checks was the first cryptocurrency - you just told people you had money and they believed you