i’d like to thank tyler robinson for cancelling the “prove me wrong” event that was supposed to happen today at my uni

i came out to my parents in 2012 and had to explain that i wasn't just "gay with extra steps." i miss when it wasn't and assumption and expectation for everyone and their dog to have opinions about Trans People. we're not interesting like that actually, we just wanna hang out.

BREAKING: Charlie Kirk Has Died After Being Shot In the Neck In Utah

nancy reagan has competition for the throat goat

what the hell

the dracula flow series is actually ghostwritten by stef. autobiographical content for him. if any real person would say the words “she took a chance and spread it for a nebraska dollar” it’s stefon diggs

Thank you @dewayneforminneapolis.com & @jazzformayor.bsky.social. This endorsement is just one of many indicators that our city is ready for change. Ready for leaders who work together to deliver the solutions residents need. Ready for a Minneapolis we can all call home. On to November, my friends.

the bakerr

These are assassinations to flip control of the Minnesota House (was 67-67) and Senate (was 34-33).

i pray they find this shooter because the idea of him being on the loose with major rallies planned today is absolutely horrifying

this is why the leafs will never win anything ever again

If you went back in time and showed this to a normal person from 2014 they would become a raving lunatic screaming about the end times

🧵⬇️

nice hand if you can job it

how did i get 750 followers on here

it’s so funny seeing republicans pretend to not be mad about price increases irl

i am a machine that turns bread into more bread

Lest We Forget

its time to include withholding basic childhood vaccinations as failure to provide appropriate medical care and prosecute it accordingly

we gotta do something about these people

the chinese century

your ‘PACKAGE’ ‘CAME’ in the ‘MAIL’

i know some of you love to poke that freak but please stop showing me human pet guy in any context whatsoever

this website would be good if RXKNephew posted 100x more frequently

We are still not going to Target

bitch better have my chumlee

ALLEGEDLY

another one

i am an ally to my alcoholic coworkers

if i was president id name my commissar agency CHUNGUS and make it as big as possible

Guy with a serious stimulant addiction: hey guys i only sleep 2-3 hours a day A bunch of people who dont know what drugs are: yeah that sounds like youre on horse tranquilizers lol

Dawg, we are going to have International Brigades of Americans fighting for Canada if this shit happens.

feckless coward

whoever named the non phosphate part of a nucleotide a nucleoside is a loser

this is like watching a roomba get stuck

no canadian took my eggs no blood for tim hortons

TERFS WILL NOT GET INTO HEAVEN

as someone who wants to fuck this plane this feels like watching my wife die

15. cantaloupe

White supremacy is the biggest threat to our country.