the #oneofthetwo hashtag is making me genuinely emotional. it's so powerful to see our community when it so often feels we are standing on our own proud to be out here #saltingthevibes with so many powerful, brave, beautiful people 🥹 (also making me want to make more mask chains!)

If you hate kats campaign's mutual aid you should do a bigger one across the street with better stuff.

taken down at 11m views on tiktok. happy to be here👍🏼🫡

Time to gather round the piano for Christmas songs. Let's see now, where did we leave off

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!

When you write, "We're Alive" on some of your holiday cookies, you're actually helping promote safety not just making everyone at the party feel unsettled, so that's one more good deed before the year ends.

I don’t care.

witch changing everything in Beast's castle: "okay, Lumiere, you'll be a candle.. Mrs Potts, teapot, obviously.. you there. what's your name?" Kevin Catheter: "i'm.. uh. John Nice Vase Of Flowers"

FYI, if you're outside the US, you can come here and just collect $3,000

yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

"Researchers found that withdrawing support for rapidly advancing mRNA vaccine technology could result in over 49,000 preventable deaths annually among patients diagnosed with four major cancers..." Pro-death administration.

It's your birthday, Duane.

Can’t tell you enough how much of a good idea it is for your family to start masking again if you’ve stopped. Your kid might be healthy now. They might not be after the next Covid infection.

I will continue to mention and congratulate my friends on their baby's length long after it is born

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.

Chronic illness should have one foe. Be impacted by the stress or be impacted by the weather. Not both.

20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:

At the risk of handing it to JD Vance for finally making a good joke…

When we all get imprisoned for posting I’m definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what y’all said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because that’s how we’ll be establishing our hierarchy

one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.

America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent

I do think more people should appreciate that Sarah has to be selective about when she draws attention to her identity given the obsessive focus on it by some of her colleagues--she is in a uniquely impossible position. But it also makes it more impactful when she does.

This entire weekend

Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.

Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.

The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything. It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.

the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

erika kirk looks like the type who would scream WITCH at a random person on the street

Being polite to someone means you have to recognize their status, which is why we see so many conflicts over treatment in public spaces.

get your kiddos vaccinated, but don’t forget the clean air either—vaccines do not prevent infection, and children are not immune to longcovid. reduction is great, prevention is better.

every episode of @fivefourpod.bsky.social now is a recitation of decision 1 immediately followed by the Supreme Court overturning it with decision 2

The average American university education costs $38,000/year. If you want students to care as much about a well-rounded curriculum as they do about getting the fuck out of there, MAKE COLLEGE FREE. Learning for learning’s sake is only possible when you’re not bankrupting the students.

lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/

This isn't real. This is made by an AI trained on Lewis Carroll

I love this random exoplanet youtuber who starts all of his videos like "for those of you who've been living under a ROCK" and then talks about the most obscure shit.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

1. Why is there a long description of black holes in your book about sexting an anti-vaxxer. 2. That is not what Hawking radiation is. 3. lol what