Oh you asked ChatGPT to write you an email? That’s so cute. Well, I asked the Onyx Orb Of Hate that lives in my closet if god exists and it just started screaming in Aramaic so… checkmate, dickhead.

Heroes

The Telegram channel for Azzam Abu Al-Addas, who lives in Nablus, is reporting a large settler pogrom taking place in Nablus right now t.me/azzamaddas/1...

Heavy damage in Arad, #Israel.

Iran’s Khatam al-Anbiya Headquarters says forces are entering a new offensive phase after three weeks of battlefield assessment, introducing updated tactics and more advanced systems to intensify pressure on the enemy. #Iran

❗️The US is preparing for peace talks with Iran involving Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, even as officials expect fighting to continue for several weeks. Proposed terms include security in the Strait of Hormuz and limits on Iran’s nuclear and missile programs, says Axios. #Iran

Excellent piece from @isabellamweber.bsky.social and @gregorsemieniuk.bsky.social Not just how it plays out, but how it can be managed. These are 2 of the smartest people around, perfect for this moment. www.newstatesman.com/internationa...

The IDF confirms: An Iranian missile weighing 450 kg directly hit Arad - two interception attempts failed. The incident is being investigated

I agree in the general sense But They'll face military defeat in both cases You may notice Israel claimed they were invading Lebanon and establishing a buffer zone maybe a week ago They have not moved forward Couple of probes successfully ambushed by Hamas Invading Iran .. Fat chance

Kash Patel announces FBI will lead a 21 gun salute for Mueller's funeral, featuring t-shirt cannons

Remember those pictures of reporters carrying cardboard boxes out of the Pentagon? The judge ordered the Pentagon to reinstate press credentials of seven Times journalists. But he said his decision to vacate the challenged policy applies to “all regulated parties” www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

Watchh video reflecting back please remember iran 🇮🇷 didn't start this unjust War on Iran.. Pintt18v pintt20 pinttvid viddd iranusa irann iranizra2

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

Yes the whole US is as responsible as Israel for this shit

The nuclear weapons research and production plant is actually located about 12-13km southeast from the city of Dimona.

Looks like IRGC far from being finished have been holding back bigger (maybe slower) higher yield stuff until less interceptors available

More context

Israeli Telegram channels: "This is not Tehran, This is Arad - The building that suffered a direct airstrike." FAFO

How's everyone else's scams going? My scam is parked in the driveway and just started charging off solar power for $0.

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Today's frog is the diabolic tree frog.

There has been virtually ZERO National news coverage of the unprecedented “non hurricane” that’s been storming our islands for over a week! Parts of Maui & Oahu are under still-running red water. Streets have crumbled & fallen into sink holes. We have another 3-4 days before it MAY be over. YOUTUBE

Guardian are correct of course but you also have to factor in the drop in oil and gas use and transport ..I'm thinking complete calculation would be very difficult!!?? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Two with the body Two with the hurl leeeeeeee

Van is much more a Kurdish city than either Turkish or Iranian

I wrote a brief and straightforward story about the verdict in a class action lawsuit against Musk - where he was found to have defrauded former Twitter investors. The story was here yesterday: www.cnbc.com/2026/03/20/e... A reader writes to me today...

The SAVE Act would require American citizens to show documents like a passport or birth certificate to register to vote. Our research shows that more than 21 million Americans lack ready access to those documents. bit.ly/4rA2p4R

#BREAKING | A Hezbollah missile impact at Northern Israel, the city of Ma’alot Tarshiha

Fire erupt at the impact site following an Iranian missile strike in Dimona, southern occupied Palestine

Holy shit, they really trying to hit it

Dear ICE OUT protesters on the bridge over I-55 in Jackson, Mississippi this afternoon, these Minnesotans see you and send love. Thank you for being out there.

I’ve never seen the dynamics of a war captured so succinctly t.me/iraqi1_news/...

What a pair of news items t.me/iraqi1_news/...

Makes sense Good work t URNIP

It’s Mother’s Day in Lebanon today. Israeli strikes have killed over 100 children so far

Ukrainian forces repelled a massive Russian mechanized assault across 7 axes near Lyman, involving 500+ troops, 28 armored vehicles and over 100 light vehicles, inflicting heavy losses and stopping the advance. #Ukraine

❗️Russian LNG tankers began avoiding Mediterranean routes after the Arctic Metagaz explosion, rerouting around Africa due to drone threats, increasing transit time and costs. #Russia

> Spent more than 22 billion dollars > Got +$2 billion in US military equipment destroyed > Disrupted the entire worldwide oil market > Replaced Khamenei with a worse version of Khamanei Congratz US!

#HappyBirthday #DJPremier #hiphop

Why, I wondered, is America fighting this weird war, and when will it end? nymag.com/intelligence...

Dunno why the clear aggression is carefully hidden in quotes but sure

Militarily Iran is playing a blinder Its getting patchy media coverage www.bbc.com/news/article...

traded my alarm clock for a koala so I can sleep until he starts begging for leaves which is like 3 days

Oona Ode

everything i understand about Iran is that the current leadership basically would probably all be hung or something in the streets if they surrender, for any number of reasons -- they have nothing to lose and don't care how many people die which... is why nobody fucked with them i guess?