Trump invading Portland is like bringing a tank to a tofu fight. What’s he gonna do, arrest all the man-buns and kombucha brewers? Confiscate the IPA taps at the farmers’ market? Declare war on the patchouli supply chain?

Oof. Right in the feels.

We are all this lady. Nope, not @warren.senate.gov… …THIS lady. 🤦🏻🤦‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏼🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏽🤦‍♂️ #rfk

Please. Just die already.

In 2007, I had the immense privilege of seeing Graham Greene perform as Lenny in “Of Mice and Men” at @stratfest. From the moment he walked on stage he was larger than life. And broke all our hearts. Such a sensitive and beautiful performance. 1/2

tomorrow is September 1, so someone please remember to set Michael Bublé out to thaw.

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.

Your regular reminder that University of Victoria, Canada, hosts the world’s largest Trans+ archives and they are all digital and online, and free for access worldwide. Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️ www.uvic.ca/transgendera...

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn't so expensive, and cake didn't make you fat, and people weren't idiots.

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“The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity." - George Bernard Shaw

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Never. Not once. Ever.

Is NOBODY going to call DoJ's Todd Blanche "questioning" Ghislaine Maxwell what it actually is - WITNESS TAMPERING? Really, not one person?

I just saw a tiny Pug named “Macadamia” I might actually be dead.

I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"

Comedians are a comfort and he can’t silence all of us. The ridicule must go deeper. Bruise and swell him from the inside. Thicken those ankles until they burst.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.

I need to say this. Again. Can all white women PLEASE —for the love of all wigs and the baby Jesus—can we all PLEASE learn from our #Drag aunties and Black aunties how to PROPERLY (and respectfully to the dead Barbies that sacrificed for our vanity)… learn how to put on a dang wig!!

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

The evil that men do lives after them

“Number one: attack, attack, attack. Number two: admit nothing and deny everything. And rule number three: no matter what happens, you claim victory and never admit defeat.” — Roy Cohn, devil incarnate. The Apprentice (movie)

Sure DonDon, this was all your idea. #donaldTrump

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If you’re an American should watch the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ep on Iran. A deeply humanizing look at a country full of people just like you and me. I watched it after Anthony died and it moved in ways that are hard to relay. I also immediately ran out to try kabob koobideh and tahdig.

We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.

This planet is run by crazy people. Remember what they have to do to get where they are. Their perspective is so narrow, so...brief. A few years. In the best of them a few decades. They care only about the time they are in power. - Carl Sagan, Contact

[Exit King.]

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Sound familiar?

Stories matter. Many stories matter. Stories have been used to dispossess and to malign, but stories can also be used to empower and to humanize. - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Look—I have been BI-ZEE okay. Forgivé moi that I am JUST NOW learning that @bradleywhitford.bsky.social aka Josh Lyman will be playing VP/P Grace Penn's HUSBAND (aka @allisonjanney.bsky.social aka C. J. Cregg) in Se3 of #TheDiplomat. I can't even. This is why fainting couches were invented.

This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

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Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security.    Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.   Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

Sesame Street is so unhinged for having a vampire be the numbers guy. Like to have a Count… …ohhhhhhh….

TGIF🐰

HEY!? Anyone remember the #plugin that would swap cute pics of #cats for any photo of Trumplethinskin on news sites? I want/need it. thanks