That's a lot of words to not say "I'm going to stop calling plays in shotgun formations"

Also I realize it's completely fucking ridiculous to even suggest, but a reporter *could* write it up into a *story* that the president keeps making totally insane false accusations of paid protesters, and these are at least in part informing his illegal military deployments to US cities

Ultra processed isn't even a real thing, how many processes is ultra? Wheat processed to flour processed to cake processed into a shake shack shake is 3 processes. Is that ultra processed even if the cake is 100% organic or without "chemicals" or whatever?

His face man, wooooo

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

I just need to know if they think it's the health care piece or the taking a stand piece here to be sure we're not learning the wrong lesson from polls again

What the fuck dude

this rules so much

$11 billion to raise and widen a highway, through a wetland, during a climate crisis. Imagine spending $11 billion on workforce housing in Marin/Sonoma/Napa/San Francisco so the people driving across 37 every day to get to work ... could just live where they work. California is a climate pariah.

@winnesota.bsky.social I understand now

lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.

Honestly and seriously think this is an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE tactic to use against these weak fascist losers.

"Not because it's easy, but because it's hard." Next up, in our cover reveal round-up, coming up on the 14th of April 2026, from the excellent @cameronjohnston.bsky.social a group of mages on the up... Magic! War! Gods! Bureaucracy! Secrets! And lies!

Portland being weird is probably exactly what this moment needed to break through to some people

Tire rotation That's it

i’d say the real killer feature of EVs is basically the lack of real maintenance costs.

Republicans won’t come back to work because we can now force a vote on releasing the Epstein Files. Meanwhile, folks' insurance is skyrocketing because they refuse to extend healthcare tax credits. They’re putting Pedophiles before the American People.

This is awesome! Thank you anonymous person. And remember gopher fans, any donation over $100 makes you eligible to win one of the two Dinkytown Athletes memberships I'm donating as well. Double bonus!

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This rules so hard. Go M’s.

Scott Sterling crying in heaven

Wild that this is how @normcharlatan.bsky.social doxxed himself

Realizing there is no way on earth I will reach this level of coolness

He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.

The hero America needs.

Who then took it off to reveal one with 62 on it

Big Dumper hits a 2 run shot into the bullpen that bounces to a guy wearing a "Dump 61 Here" shirt

I'm sure there are other legal pathways to getting her seated, but "let's let your political adversaries decide whether or not an elected representative can take their seat" is another one of those classic "boy that seems like an oversight" moments in American politics.

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

How many hundreds -thousands school board members are in the state?

(Personal) appears to be the birth of him & Allison's second child 🥹

Tom Nichols continues to step on the dumbest fuckin rakes

Le Ponsqurirrel

We just need to get these boys some Malört and watch their chubby souls leave their bodies.

It's surreal that we're watching the Attorney General, the head of the FBI, and the Speaker of the House running a cover-up in plain view but at this point I don't know how else you interpret things like this.

This fuckin squirrel is so funny. He's usually just hammering tomatoes on the deck and now he's doing whatever this is

Lmao at no point here does she say "No, there are no photos of Donald Trump with half-naked young women," she just goes straight to attacking Whitehouse. I'm not sure how she could've made him look guiltier unless she'd actually thrown the original photos at the senators.

Notice her non-answer. This is explosive. Should be explosive. The US AG who said she had the Epstein files on her desk cannot say whether or not the FBI has pix of Trump with half-naked women, which one witness who knew Epstein has said he has seen.

This sucks and penalized the small conferences with what basically is a 1 week NIT+ round. Just put the big schools in the NIT, man. No one wants this. I want the small schools to have a shot and to play in the real games

This is a death sentence.

Just going to have a whole host of flipping precedent 8n the first session of the newly packed court when this is done

I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.

People get mad at me when I say he doesn’t want imports at all because that would be a competition but here he goes

10 days out from the Minnesota vs. Nebraska Battle for the $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy! To celebrate, we're going to try to highlight a classic Minnesota vs. Nebraska game every day. Minnesota leads the all-time series 37-25-2 and is on a 5-game win streak dating back to 2019.

"Democratic strongholds" in this militaristic context makes it sound like we're terrorists or insurrections or warlords. I cannot express how angry I am at American journalism for enabling this moment.

We will rebuild

It's not just that they're going to strike down a law against conversion therapy, it's that they're going to do it on behalf of made-up claims from a straw plaintiff who can't honestly show the law affected her at all

This is the exact, fast response to Voghts desperate attempt to gain leverage that dems need to do