Yesterday, I asked if the Vikings played their worst offensive game ever by DVOA yesterday. HOLY HELL YES. No. 30 worst offensive DVOA game ever, even after adjusting for Seahawks D which is now No. 1 again. 30% worse than any other game. (fixed the title on the table)

Total EPA, last 14 gms 1 Wentz CLE 10.1 2 Wentz CIN 7.4 3 Wentz PIT 4.3 4 Wentz PHI 0.2 5 Nine CHI I -1.2 6 Nine BAL -5.4 7 Nine DET -5.9 8 Wentz LAC -9.5 9 Nine CHI II -12.4 10 Nine GB -16.9 11 Nine ATL -19.9 12 Darnold DET -20.0 13 Darnold LAR -23.0 14 Brosmer SEA -27.6 We've found a new champ

Vikings in the last 6 quarters Turnovers: 8 Points scored: 0 Embarrassing. Pathetic. Pick your adjective.

dawg

Kinda funny McCarthy ranked 841 of 842 in pretty much every statistic and Brosmer is somehow worse

Have anyone tried Jalen Nailor on defense?

Man, kick a damn field goal to make it a little less embarrassing

It can always get worse

This Vikings team will play a primetime national TV game in 14 days.

Last time the Vikings got shut-out was in 2007. 0-34 at Lambeau

That's not Max Brosmer. That's Twelve.

T.J. Hockenson with a season-best 52 receiving yards.

Offside is the new false start

I think I've felt more often embarrassed by the Vikings this season than I did in the past ten years combined

They should really stop running plays once they cross the 50 and just kick field goals

The Vikings have 8 rushes for 7 yards 🤡

Brian Flores has Sam Darnold in absolute hell

It's like every game. The defense is keeping the Vikings in the game as long as they can but the offense is just so ass, they're getting blown out regardless

That's not Max Brosmer. That's Twelve.

Dallas Turner and Jalen Redmond should be the cornerstones of this defense until the early 2030s

At least they aren't turning the ball over, I suppose

3-0 is an insurmountable lead, I'm afraid

John Wolford 👀

"Let's talk about who the Vikings offense wants to be" Sir, I don't even think the Vikings know

Quick pressure is any QB's kryptonite and Sam Darnold is part of "any QB"

You can't win as an 11.5-point underdog when your star players waste opportunities like that

Cam Bynum ties the Minnesota Vikings defense with 3 interceptions

Turnovers forced in 2025: Nahshon Wright: 8 Minnesota Vikings: 9

Didn't think I'd have to endure a J.J. McCarthy game this week but Jalen Hurts is trying

Max Brosmer is obviously Brock Purdy and Brock Purdy is 6-1 against the Seattle Seahawks

Line has moved from Seahawks -8.5 to Seahawks -10.5 Vegas not optimistic that the Vikings can replace the worst QB ever

Let's hope this has rewired his neurological pathways

Total EPA in last 13 games 1 Wentz CLE 10.1 2 Wentz CIN 7.4 3 Wentz PIT 4.3 4 Wentz PHI 0.2 5 McCarthy CHI I -1.2 6 McCarthy BAL -5.4 7 McCarthy DET -5.9 8 Wentz LAC -9.5 9 McCarthy CHI II -12.4 10 McCarthy GB -16.9 11 McCarthy ATL -19.9 12 Darnold DET -20.0 13 Darnold LAR -23.0

It's so weird to see a QB get the ball out on time and on target

Did Tom Brady just drop the n-word or am I hallucinating?

Might have to watch Raiders Browns to see if Shedeur is really worse than McCarthy

Not gonna lie, that's probably the worst QB I've ever seen

Instead of throwing it to a wide open Hockenson, he ran to Hockenson and took a hard hit. Smart.

My reaction after watching the Vikings "offense" for 12 games

Man, it's really time to retire, 19.

Myles Price is now the most notable Viking ever to run the wrong way

Greg Olsen acting like a 14-point lead against this offense isn't a knockout-punch

I don't know if his neck is still bothering him but Van Ginkel is afraid to hit someone and his tackles have all been weird

nevermind

Would be a good time to finally force a takeaway

McCarthy still isn't close to where you want him to be, but at least he doesn't look like a total idiot today

Under Kevin O'Connell, the Vikings are 5-20 when they lose the turnover battle. And they just made sure to have a shot at 5-21.

They gave themselves a chance and just threw it away on a single play

This team is so fucking dumb, there's no way around it