I'm never going to lose another game

Women vote with emotions Men vote for racist pedophiles Stop letting men vote

This is Princess. She and her human work hard every day collecting trash at an apartment building. It is an often thankless job, but one kind resident thought the pair should know how much they are appreciated, and that Princess should get a uniform too. 13/10 for all (TT: oliviaolp)

My life was so much more enjoyable when I didn't care about this No Kings includes LeBron James, I'm afraid

Fixing the dunk contest 2 teams. Only players that can barely dunk are invited Team 1: Fat Euros Team 2: Non-athletic guards I swear it would be entertaining to see Steph Curry and Nikola Jokic go h2h in a dunk contest

Instead of improving work conditions to improve their grades, soft ass billionaires force the NFLPA to stop releasing the grades because they don't want the world to know that they are cheap as fuck despite having 5 yachts 👍

He's gonna win the FIFA Climate Protection Prize

Just what this Draft class needed

They really think anyone would want them 😭

Can't fathom there are actual people willingly making it their legacy to protect pedophiles. Imagine your grandchildren look up what you did in your political career and it's that

The Patriots now have the most Super Bowl losses ever

Hang the banner

I'm sorry but Drake Maye deserves the Nine meme

Is sucking for 3 quarters and then becoming god in the 4th not a Brady but a Patriots thing?

Starting to think it was good that Kraft vetoed the Drake Maye Vikings trade

free Josh Dobbs

Genuinely don't understand the appeal of that music and that's okay. Glad people enjoyed it, he should do it again to piss the racists off

What do I watch if the Turning Points USA Halftime Show is too woke for me???

Seeing the Law & Order commercial reminded me of the fact that I'm always watching the show to defend the criminals because that's apparently what we do now

Can I say Skol Sam or do I curse him if I do?

Me when Boulevard of Broken Dreams

"Keep politics out of sports!" "No, fuck you and your politics"

You're not angry enough

We went from "guns don't kill people, people do" to "people don't kill people, rhetoric does"

Explains why Josh Freeman was targeting the stands

"Helen was blond" Yeah, like most Greeks

NO, KLINT, THEY'RE FIRING THEIR COACH EVERY YEAR

The Melania movie is so bad, they decided to release the Epstein Files so nobody's watching

The Cleveland Browns had 2 Pro Bowl QBs this season and Deshaun Watson was not one of them

The Vikings are firing GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah, a source tells The Athletic.

Shedeur went 144. The Ravens picked 5 times in the first up to that point, including pick 141. Didn't try that hard

Better than the Packers. Hang the banner

they did the meme

They should've fired the GM and the OC and kept the HC Instead, they fired the HC and promoted the other two

1987: The last time the Vikings win 2 playoff games 1997: Sam Darnold is born. 2024: Sam Darnold is a Viking. 2025: Sam Darnold wins 2 playoff games with the Seahawks.

"Shut it all down until it’s safe for every Minnesotan to drive to a sports venue without being rammed, beaten, abducted or killed." Damn, Jim Souhan. Gift link: www.startribune.com/jim-souhan-m...

Man I'm glad I didn't make the decision to let Sam Darnold leave Hope those who did feel really bad about that

Josh Dobbs is going to the Super Bowl 🥹💜

QB controversy in Denver

Of course there was not

"Who are you rooting for?" "Let's see, Sean Payton or Josh Dobbs...close call"

Is there going to be a moment of silence or are we only doing that for right-wing podcasters?

The only Draft analyst I trust

You need to stop calling these people officers or agents

Sir

Since ramping up his threats over Greenland, Donald Trump has claimed that the US has “never gotten anything” out of NATO and that its allies wouldn't show up if the US were attacked.

Even the nazis had allies. They are about 9 days of this nonsense away from losing all of theirs

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

Would love to live in a country in which 5-year-olds were the most dangerous people

None of the "Christians" who voted for this will see heaven btw