The Vikings would never lose a Super Bowl vs. the Raiders

every time I read about a congressional vote, the results look like this and I swear Fetterman is always the deciding voter

Pissed because the 3-8-1 Vikings lost a game and pissed because the 4-8 Vikings won a game. All within 13 minutes. Outstanding work

Vikings 2026 Draft

The Vikings had not drafted a defensive tackle in the first three rounds since 2013. They now picked two in 2026.

DE Jalen Redmond – 2024 UFL signing NT Domonique Orange – 2026 3rd DE Caleb Banks – 2026 1st NT Levi Drake Rodriguez – 2024 7th DE Tyrion Ingram-Dawkins – 2025 5th Homegrown group.

And now tell Aaron Rodgers to go fuck himself

The ultimate 9-8 move

Will Reichard is going to get Kirk Cousins money

Don't forget the crusades

He still committed a bunch of war crimes in an illegal war by the way

The other place is having a normal one

They finally no longer look like the Texans but now they are the Cardinals

Just accidentally wrote Jordan Adduison and that might be the best mistake I've ever made

TE rankings from @janikeckardt.bsky.social

Oh god, we've reached "the clear QB1 is actually not QB1 of this draft class" time of the year

Looks like the Bears are worried

fantastic rage bait

Kyler just said he "cried real tears when Brett threw that interception."

Glad they did Kyler's physical in the morning when the human body is an inch taller

Isn't Jaden McDaniels paid a lot of money to stop opposing wings from scoring? That's gonna be the 3rd straight loss and 5 G/F have given them 30+ in that stretch

Signing a mid QB after an Achilles tear to a big contract is the fastest way to a couple of 9-8 seasons

Wolves Lakers 21-16 after the 1st They might not even outscore Bam tonight

Turns out Maxx Crosby isn't the craziest story tonight

I've never seen anything like it

That's tied with yesterday's Rams signing of Joe Cardona for the top long snapper salary in the NFL.

Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola is back for Year 7.

Fuck it, give him the entire cap space

Oh

Technically correct

Does he know

Fun fact: Hunter missed the entire 2020 season and all but 7 games in 2021. Other than those two major injuries, he has not missed a single game in his career

Explains some election results

Weird that Jalen Redmond did just fine.

I'm basically an athlete

Jonathan Allen allegedly appeared in all 17 Vikings games in 2025 and he produced a total of 3 pictures on Imagn and 1 was bad. The 2026 Vikings might very well suck, but not because Jonathan Allen isn't on the team

1977: Last Vikings Super Bowl appearance 1984: Archie Manning plays for the Vikings 2027: Arch Manning drafted by the Vikings 2028: Vikings lose a Super Bowl with Archie's grandson at QB

According to ESPN's Jeremy Fowler, the Minnesota Vikings have placed the exclusive rights tender on defensive tackle Jalen Redmond.

Man, he's no longer good enough to keep doing this every damn year

This rules

Parting ways with your best defender in his prime who's on a relatively cheap deal isn't the best way to achieve the necessary salary cap savings.

Sonny Styles is a LB prospect in the 2026 draft class. He scored an unofficial 9.99 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 4 out of 3216 LB from 1987 to 2026. Split projected, bench tomorrow. Just good agility drills wasn't enough to hold that 10.00. ras.football/ras-informat...

Writing articles about Mike Zimmer and Kirk Cousins. Feels like 2020 all over again

What interacting with Jerry Jones does to a man