Fuck Bucky Badger, with all due disrespect

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

About fucking time

You know how the first time it snows for the season, everyone takes a horrible photo of it and posts it online? The Northern Lights are apparently like that, except it’s the complete opposite. All of the photos are INCREDIBLE.

Sublime

Watching Gopher football this season is as hazardous for my health as letting two boys under nine eat too much Halloween candy, if you’d like to know how my day is going.

Ahhh the conflation of data science (already a discipline with squishy boundaries) and machine learning with Generative AI. This isn’t confusing to non-technical audiences AT ALL (cries in Jupyter notebook)

So Penn State spent $50 million to fire a guy who took them to the playoffs so they can hire a guy who hasn’t beaten a ranked team since 2016? Have I got that right?

Middle initial F

Speaking of rehashing the classics, Oregon has 693 yards of offense against Rutgers, a new high (low) mark for yards surrendered by a Robb Smith defense.

This Penn St-Iowa reboot of Kinnick After Dark has a bigger VFX budget for digital explosions and I bet Ferentz hates it for the overindulgence.

CFB writers keep rebooting the classics

He needs another year with more resources and support.

Good morning beautiful Gophersky, as far as I’m concerned we’ve never lost to the Cornhuskers

Nothing is better for calming the screeching opossums in my brain and rats gnawing my guts from the inside out like kicking Nebraska’s ass, again.

Oh god I am tumescent. Completely engorged.

Raiola made a business decision on that last sack 😹😹😹

Holy shit

BWAHAHAHAHA

Exquisite. I didn’t see a hold either.

🚬 perfection

99 yard drives are B1G West erotica

MEKE

Nebraska OL: still absolute cheeks after all these years

LMAOOOOO we out here calling targeting on linemen

Magnificent drive, no notes.

“You Get What You Give” by The New Radicals will always be a banger

Penn State head coach Curt Cignetti sounds terrifying

Checking for any outstanding warrants after last night’s Gopher victory because what I witnessed was armed robbery.

What an absolutely stupid game, like the dumbest game in many years LMAO

These guys are all such cosplaying dipshits

Bijan hitting the one armed handstand in the end zone was such a flex lmao

BEATEMDOWN ALERT 🚨

Badgers lol

The Badgers won’t be favored in any of their remaining games and are staring down the barrel of a 14 game B1G losing streak 👀👀👀

Not even Barry’s dark arts can save this dreadful Badger program anymore hahaha

I’ve waited 25 years for what is happening to Wisconsin right now. Fantastic stuff.

BEWARE OF SEPTEMBER MARYLAND TERPS UP 14-0

As always, I disagree with badger fans. They should not fire Fickell, like they were chanting.

Badger special teams today

Luke Fickell rotating QBs against September Maryland, you love to see it

Brosmer season feels inevitable.

Wake vs NCST has ascended and achieved football perfection in 15 minutes

LFG

Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.