Fav breakfast sandwich spot is doing buy one get one + nail appointment today + pho dinner and Marty supreme viewings later with bestie

🚨 The White House is now actively covering up a murder.

DUTCH GUY ON BLUESKY THAT POSTS ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS ≥ 3 TIMES A DAY: You Americans should be taking up armed struggle against your government. MALCOM X'S GHOST IN HEAVEN:

We have a lot more video and information on our visual archive of that day apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/

My NYE resolution was to use my commute for reading and idk why I didn’t start sooner I love whipping out a book on the train and feeling superior to everyone else

It’s my besties birthday :) yes he was born on January 6 but at least we know where he was ❤️🙏🏻

jesus would have unfollowed and blocked!!!!

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

Fat broads and horse-faced lesbians

i saw my mommy beating the shit out of santa clause

Christmas when ur a freak >>>>>>>

Even the animal crossing subreddit is talking about epstein its so joever

I forgot to bring a white elephant gift but remembered I had Zoloft in my bag so guess what I wrapped

us walking into the office on our first day like

Ultimately the president of the US wishes he was Andy cohen

It’s more like I developed a very special blood testing tool and a bunch of investors believe in my product and we’re gonna be launching in cvs’ across the country at any time

I’m on instagram blocking every single account that advertises to me

Take your meds diva

I’m still at the restaurant (literally)

Mine is a @janefondacivic.bsky.social

tomorrow…

Oh okay

I spent $30 on the ouai thickening spray in a moment of weakness and unfortunately it’s so good :(

So I had the flu

Did the rhobh editors quit and turn it over to the selling sunset editors or….

So is everyone sick as a dog or

Netflix Warner brothers hbo max discovery tnt cnn new line cinema dc studios hgtv food network

It’s crazy that Spotify wrapped used to be like actual data and now it’s just payola slop

they have style, they had grace janefondacivic gave good face teekay, tim o reilly, heauxtin too CRACKIE LEE WE LOVE YOU!!!

iconic time to be alive

Swifties defending their fave from the fascist allegations

I’m so sad I’ll never get to experience quaaludes

Wait Karen huger rly went straight from the clink to bravocon like her work ethic >>>>>>>>>>

Jane krakowski should be president

Me today :D

Emma Stone in Bugonia

Not me I be havin a ball over here

Unfortunately I am an east coast elitist sorry like I’m taking Amtrak to nyc this weekend for literally 23 hours just to see oh Mary with my bestie…how can you not say cunt

stay tuned

Treated myself to the GTA trilogy on switch cuz it was on sale

I go to trivia every Thursday w my bestie and honestly we get our asses beat every time HOWEVER tonight one of the categories was reality tv so obviously we cleared the round

canned goods

Saw bugonia

Tea

Crockpots are so essential for navigating mental illness omg

The swifties playing defense re: the weird racial undertones of the new ms swift album is truly so fascinating to witness

Does anyone else take ADHD meds? If so can we discuss how bad adderall is now?? Like this is not the shit I was writing 30 page papers off of in college