Rachel Zoe brings a FANTASTIC dynamic to the group. Very excited for this season #RHOBH

The amount of salmon and meat at kyle’s party…..who, pray tell, is going to be eating all that?!? The dogs…. #RHOBH

Kyle Richards knows her way around a pair of funky sunglasses #RHOBH

Garcelle got Avi in the breakup. It was part of the friendship contract. #RHOBH

Caboodling and cabodling #RHOBH

Erika turns into a meek little kitten when she gets in front of a Southern mom #RHOBH

AT THE VALET? YOU THOUGHT IT WAS PRIVATE AT THE VALET? Lmao Kyle’s daughters ain’t having any of Mo’s fucking bullshit #RHOBH

No WAY erika washes her own car #RHOBH

After never listening to Madison Beer once in my life, i became obsessed with “make you mine” this year so much so that Madison Beer is #2 in my top artists this year 😭

Had a dream that i was going to do stand up but Vanderpump Rules themed and i sent the calendar invite to all my coworkers and then never practiced

There seems to be an endless supply of doofy red-cheeked boys in Charleston who look like this (a mean baby) #SouthernCharm

@ Salley from Southern Charm:

Wait #SouthernCharm has been out for a few weeks now?! Omg 😅 this show is the red headed step child of my lineup

That #PumpRules Hollywood 4 filter is out of control.

Can’t stop shitting today after having taco buffet last night

Lisa has met her match with Gen Z lol #PumpRules

It wouldn’t be #VanderpumpRules without at least one delusional singer-actor

Lmaooo these new Survers be like “Kan eye Hauv a Teqeela Sodah Watur with a Lie-mmm” 😟 #VanderpumpRules

Marcus be like #VanderpumpRules

Lisa Vanderpump still trying to assert control over her staff #VanderpumpRules

This is now a Venus stan page #VanderpumpRules

In shady times, let there be light. #DragRace

Christina’s accent?!?! She ran so Dorit could walk #RHOVancouver

Is there a lot of Scottish people in Vancouver or something? They mention being Scottish every 5 minutes #RHOVancouver

How do we feel about the Vanderpump reboot tomorrow?!?!

Christina and Kevin ❤️ love the girly pop with her gay bestie representation on #RHOVancouver

Real Housewives of Vancouver is the shit!!! Huge fan already

Forgot about Karen’s release and thought the police moment in the trailer was about Wendy #RHOP

Soo Jody is the canadian Sonja Morgan, eh? #RHOVancouver

#RHOP i feel like Stacey is going to activate season 5 Monique i just feel it

#RHOP Kei is stunningly beautiful

This Hotel Amor outcome on #LoveIslandAUS has me psychologically damaged

might get high soon

Kourtney definitely loves her non-Scott kids more lol #TheKardashians

Wait so…..Eminem is suing Gizzy and Robyn over the Reasonably Shady trademark, because its too close to Slim Shady and/or Shady? 🙄 Lol….he’s going to have to go after the entire Housewives-verse then because Shady is the only word in their vocabulary

Mau sure is out here in these streets though

Meredith Marks to Britani Bateman on the plane:

A fucking Wayfair ad IN AN EPISODE OF #RHOSLC 🤬

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5 seasons, how much stranger can the things get

I cant believe erika jayne is the second longest running housewife on beverly hills….nothing against her i just…..hm

#RHOSLC I guess i have misinformation perhaps 🥴

Watching #LoveIslandAUS tonight i’m convinced of 2 things: 1. Isabel and Mick want each other, bad 2. Isabel was here for the money

“All islanders to the fire pit immediately” *the entire villa proceeds to chug their seltzers* #LoveIslandAUS

When Ashley said she doesn’t like Adriana’s fashions at #BravoCon 🤪

Love watching Kris Jenner transition into a crabby old woman on #TheKardashians

Kylie saying “thats scary” to OJ’s handwriting being in Pappa Kardashian’s bible 😭

This Demi/Marciano stuff is gnarsty y’all 😓 her gemini moon is showing out….she’s unhinged

#LoveIslandAUS Hang this in the Louvre, for me to steal

You need to go take a bath with your funky ass #RHOP