In the Wizard of Oz, the witch says she just needs to decide how to kill Dorothy, then turns over the hourglass for how long she has to live. So she literally is like wait here while I go try to figure out how to kill you because I don’t have any ideas yet

Meanwhile some guy is LITERALLY IN THE FRONT ROW loudly commenting on what’s happening in the movie. Fucking impossible. And he’s brought some loud-ass robots with him.

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

They gotta start naming their seasons like the Fast and Furious movies Things 7 The Fate of the Things 8 S9 Stranger X

5 seasons, how much stranger can the things get

my shop is still open until the end of november! doing some holiday shopping? consider supporting a small artist (and getting some cool spooky art for your loved ones)!

@jeffstormer.gobirds.online These Eagles jerseys are so sick

The word “tardy” sucks. Always hated it. Just say late like a normal person, freak

me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on Caveman Therapist: wheel?

NEW — Today, Cook County became the first county in the U.S. to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income at the county level. The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion. thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...

The crime of genocide didn't exist until after WW2. It was something we decided was real, needed to be identified and punished. Even if we've been spectacularly bad at putting it in practise, we conceptualised it. I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.

Second morning of new job as a special ed para, already got our first r slur dropped in front of me by a staff member, that’s a new school record

Wrote about data from last week's elections that brought some good news about zoomer guys who broke for Trump in 2024. The data includes some disappointing numbers about my fellow millennial men. badfaithtimes.com/zoomer-men-s...

bump in the night is one of my favorite projects i've worked on this year and it is an absolute joy to make. you should listen to it and also please look forward to what we have cooking for year 2

Girlfriend said I look like Haunter

Hey NEW comic creators! @punkrockkris.bsky.social & I are launching a brand new horror comic anthology called CHK Presents: AHA! We're accepting submissions starting today until 1/1/2026! If you are looking for an anthology to get your story or art out there...(cont below)

Stephanie Phillips writing Daredevil is so exciting. I've been annoyed for years that women haven't gotten a chance to write big characters like that at Marvel or DC. It's such an easy way to get fresh takes on them.

Mohammed has a super detailed chuffed that is a very good read if you’re interested at all about life in Gaza- he also has done a thread in the post I’m quoting ⬇️ about his family history that is very interesting

NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected. And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.* Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:

Had a really meaningful and emotional therapy session in a tye-dye shirt that says Glizzy Slut

The Senate’s spending bill eliminates or delays food safety rules aimed at preventing foodborne illnesses and contamination. Not only did 8 Senate Democrats fail to protect millions of Americans’ healthcare, but they’re also making our food less safe. Hello?

New music video from my wrestling career: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7kn...

If your city is next, mutual aid and neighborhood watch networks are the most important things to scale up, but whistles are a great tool to get people taking the first step. linktr.ee/apwhistles

also hi if you've gotten this far without knowing what Bump In The Night is, it's my and Jeff Stormer's sandbox actual play about what if Batman had to deal with supernatural shit. it's on the @moonshotpods.bsky.social and @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social patreons (+ year one public feed soon)

Comics have been really fun this year

Robert is a great dude, puts together a breakfast for new comic creators at like every convention. I was lucky enough to attend one at C2E2, got good advice and made lasting friends from it. Support his new work here!

I think that many do not realize that when people say they will die without the ACA, they are not exaggerating or being dramatic. I take medication daily because without it my body does not recognize when to stop bleeding. So I take medication to "trick" my uterus into thinking I am pregnant.

$7,097 is CRAZY thank you all so much who tuned in, shared the stream, donated, and supported us behind the scenes. your generosity is going to make a huge difference in the lives of a lot of people currently going through some absolutely horrible times and that’s something to be proud of

I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.

These two are having the same experience

i've been listening to a ton of @corpserevivers.bsky.social + @jeffstormer.gobirds.online 's BATMAN: BUMP IN THE NIGHT podcast lately & wanted to try drawing a cover for one of the issues 🦇🦇🦇

Funniest line of dialogue to be the one included in my failed attempt at screenshotting something on Hulu

Voters in communities as diverse as Yampa Valley, Colorado and Kalamazoo, Mich. all said yes to public transportation on Tuesday, approving billions in new funding for light rail, buses and more as well as establishing at least once new transit agency.

New example of living in media hell. Partner goes to put on subtitles while we’re watching Wayward. Gets a Draft Kings ad with the promo code Subtitles

Just finished Attack on Titan. There are other anime that are my forever favorites, but I think this is the best one.

The weather service was trying to warn us and my girlfriend just did this to it

Accidentally voted as Silent Bob today

Friendsgiving: Love the concept, done one every year that I could since 2010. The actual word? Fucking hate it. Doesn't even make any sense. You're giving friends? Stupid

Since donating is now live, so are our donation goals! If we hit $500 raised before the stream goes live, we'll release the rest of this year's Batman: Bump In The Night issues onto the public feed! And if we hit $1000, say hello to more public Patreon 'sclusies! Donate at moonshotpods.com/donate!

In retrospect, it was somewhat concerning that they always called it the American “experiment”

This weekend, Moonshot is broadcasting live from Baltimore to raise funds for @casaforall.bsky.social, a mid-Atlantic organization that provides legal assistance, community organizing, and educational resources to immigrant communities. Join us at moonshot.mov, and tell your friends!

Even fun news is always monkeypawed now. "Halo is finally coming to Playstation! Now enjoy the White House twitter account posting Donald Trump in Spartan armor"

I wanna see Christopher Nolan do a movie with creatures

Got spoiled on a show I'm watching because my eye wandered on Hulu's descriptions in the big list of episodes. I feel like it would be so easy for streaming services to just like, block those out unless you click on them or something

Help a baby born in Gaza today!

I worked for a small food pantry for a while. The can of beans you paid $1 for would cost us 20 cents through our connections. Give money directly if you can. You can literally multiply the amount of food your donation can provide by 3-5x just by giving cash directly.

our lovely little gov shutdown means no snap for november and potentially longer bc who knows what'll happen in this country on any given day anymore 🙃

I can feel myself cracking. Can't even imagine the anguish of the parents asking me for help keeping their babies alive over and over every day for 2 years of a hell made specially for them by the rest of the world, with no end in sight.

At 2:17 in the morning, every kid woke up, got out of bed, walked downstairs, and into the dark…and they never came back