Fuck off with that call

Man that’s a great deal for the Sixers. If they can keep Embiid upright, scary scary team

prepare to have your daughter accused of being a boy and face demands that her gentials be inspected if the dad on the other team thinks that she fouled his special snowflake too hard

As a Knicks fan, I say please trade your young, second best player

What, realistically, would it take to get Soto out of Queens? Hypothetically

Luke warm take: Shamet coming back was more important than Mitch

Jail Blazers!

"ugh another old stuff horror movie from Robert Eggers ugh" you wish you loved anything so deeply and productively

obviously not the first person to make this observation but the "move along, citizen" shit for regular DC residents is especially galling in context of the pardons for the rioters who broke into the fucking capitol

Average German Man Posting

'Went twice' lol

Toy Story 5 was both excellent, and clearly designed in a lab to turn any parent who watches it into a blubbering mess. Good lord.

Dolan like a wet blanket after that Mamdani speech lmao

What a god damned speech

Mayor Remember Some Guys (complimentary)

hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

DEATH TO SOUR CREAM

It probably speaks to my NY roots that I just do not care how out of pocket the city gets, but jesus fucking christ dude 🤣

Pear and Blue Cheese ice cream has no business being as delicious as it is

Death by Lightning was really great

Vibe shift in full effect. Knicks are closing the portal the Cubs opened.

unfortunately if new york elects a good mayor the knicks will be allowed to win the title

Someone asked which muppet is most out of pocket on Sesame Street in the wake of the Knicks win. While there are lots of good answers, we actually have photographic evidence for this one

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

The Age of Men is over. The time of the New Yorker has come.

SCOREBOARD

1. Yikes 2. Yup 3. You are convincing yourself of this to cover for 2

Build the Brunson statue tomorrow

I thought about taking the high road with her but fuck that shit. The Knicks won with a ship with THE “small player” so get fucked!

Knicks fans are worthy of wielding mjolnir right now clock it

Jalen, Josh and Mikal:

think i got this right, here is what the spurs win probability maxed out at in each game the knicks won according to ESPN's win probability: game 1: 94.1% game 2: 83.6% game 4: 99.6% game 5: 97.1%

The Spurs played every first quarter like it was the final two minutes of the game and had nothing in the tank after halftime in all 5 games

The portal opened by the Cubs is closing

I haven’t felt like this since 1996

It should’ve been Brunson shooting those

Another bullshit foul

Lmao another overturn

No foul on that Shamet layup lmao

The announcers are even stunned at this officiating

How can anyone watch this and not think this is bullshit

It’s easy to play defense when you cannot commit a foul

At this point why even play until game 6/7. NBA is intent on extending

Fuck this dude

No wonder everyone thinks the NBA is fixed

Thats a flagrant closeout

Such a horseshit whistle, yet again

Why are the Knicks falling on every single possession??

Robinson has been such a waste of a roster spot