Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, And 1 million Epstein files appeared from thin air

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Starmer is the most gutless morally bankrupt individual ever to be associated with the Labour Party. He is a historically repugnant figure who has wrecked the entire party.

If I decided it was too much bother to clean my house so I moved into an igloo in Antarctica for the rest of my life, you'd think I was awful stupid. Tech bros deciding they'd lose too much profit if they stopped destroying the Earth because they can move to Mars someday is even stupider.

As we are finding after Brexit wrecked our relationships with mainland Europe, it’s a loooong way back.

The DOJ is lying when it says they *just now* received Epstein files from the Southern District of New York.

You better watch out you better not cry you better not pout I’m telling you why because based on the data about flu and Covid levels Santa Claus is not the only thing coming to town.

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

This year’s Presidential Christmas card.

Reform UK talk A LOT about the importance of trust. We agree it’s extremely important not to mislead voters. Reform won control of Leicestershire County Council in May 2025 by explicitly promising voters they would lower council tax through waste cuts and efficiency audits.

She would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those darn (Canadian) kids!

A connection to the UK canals? You may enjoy reading The Cosmic Paradox by John Howard, who is known to many boaters. Combining every philosophical, arty, historical, literary, political & scientific thread of the last 2k yrs, it’s a great yarn! What a hoot #the_cosmic_knot_paradox

This is an absolute disgrace of an article. 7% of the electorate in this council ward voted for Reform and yet the BBC News report it as this.

New Zealand just recorded its first-ever day of zero coal- or gas-fired electricity. In fact two days, 20 & 21 December. (Still some co-gen, about 1.8%.)

There's a word for selling political influence for cash... (sadly Reform aren't the first to do so) Via Private Eye

Hey dude what do you feed to an LLM, just checking. Is it, perhaps, books?

Nope. #Clarkson is never about making sense, despite his “bluff, man of the people” delivery. He merely click-baits his way into moral stances that you sometimes find palatable. But he stands alongside the yellow trousered baboon Farage when it suits him (eg farm inheritance tax).

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

The Redacted States of America?

If the Epstein files were any blacker the police would have shot them by now

Trump and Republicans spread lies and scapegoat immigrants to distract you from how they are picking your pockets. Do not be fooled.

I first wrote this 3 years ago, and it is as relevant now as then. To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - 🎵ELON THE THIN SKINNED SNOWFLAKE🎶

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Random picture of Custard #caturday for your viewing pleasure.

I tried this myself (after a long wait to start the search due to high traffic.) Same results. I mean, wtf is still in the Epstein files if not Epstein?

It’s like Max Headroom, but much less likeable.

Farage is praying for an atrocity on the streets that he can link to an immigrant. #WhereIsNigel?

❓ Zelensky: I have one aim, to get an answer for the question… What will the United States do if Russia comes with aggression again?

It is not so much that I am tired of hearing Christmas songs wherever I go but that I am tired of hearing Christmas songs interrupted by coughing wherever I go.

“It was not unanimous. I was muted and not allowed to speak.” 🤔

Most people think teaching involves filling in empty spaces in children's knowledge. Actually, it's disabusing them of bollocks that they've picked up from halfwits on the internet and, often, their families.

This is just the Hunger Games

A former campaign worker has claimed Reform spent £9,000 more than it was allowed to get Nigel Farage elected - which it denies

YOU got it.

An average of $14bn per family more than they were worth last year? A small tax on just the difference would still be a sizeable chunk of change…

This is obscene. Why can't other politicians say that? The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.

Starmer had some festive advice for Reform MPs at PMQs: "If mysterious men from the east appear bearing gifts, this time report it to the police." Cheeky fucker.

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Read this. Then read it again.

Ahh, technology. So worth it 🥲

AI consumed as much water as the water bottle industry this year. It also created as much carbon pollution as New York City, according to a new study. www.theverge.com/news/845831/...

Zero #UKGov thinking behind this decision. Ineos has the cash if it wants to carry on this business. But by taking a government subsidy, it sets up further subsidy opportunities. Trebles all round!

£240,000 per job to temporarily safeguard 500 jobs at a firm run by the UK's 7th richest person, an ardent Brexiter worth £17 billion. Is it really worth it when firms that don't get a penny in government support collapse with greater job losses every few weeks? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Increase in productivity since 1979: 87% Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32% Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%. As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.

Left: Yvette Cooper calls for the release of political prisoners Right: But is silent over the 8 political prisoners in the UK

Although Jesus was known as a carpenter, he never actually sang on any of their albums… Follow me for more general knowledge trivia just like this!

True fact up to yesterday Dec 12th not including long sunny spells today #London Heathrow has seen more sunshine than entirety of December 2024, 2023, 2021.

Even in platforming our success - there's still more spin. We're not backing "small boat migrants." We're backing people - including people who are in desperate circumstances. Join.greenparty.org.uk