and like, I don't think im breaking any new ground philosophy "oh the law and maturity are a social construct whatever Venezuela 10 Billion dead" like i didn't invent that stuff, i got most of that from random video essays. what i want to point out is just how *forbidden* this train of thought is..

like, i was a horny teenager. i suspect lots of people were. somehow, a few weeks ago me being horny became magically more okay. that if took a photo of myself naked 03.01.2026 23:55 and 04.01.2026 00:05 the second one is perfectly okay to look at and the first is 5 years in prison.

what im trying to say is, i think we as the woke radical left are kind of in a catch 22 where you either get called a pedo or have to pretend teenagers being horny online is impossible and immoral and you'll go to hell if you post porn and don't recite the " mdni " prayer

like people in 2016 were like "trans rights ?!? whats next, pedophile rights ?????" and everyone was like no of course not that's ridiculous and now it turns out "kids who are still kids but are also horny on the internet when they shouldn't" is a more complex issue than everyone wants to think

what i think is happening people are so mortified of the woke mob accusing them of being pedos because that's apparently a really easy way to get a mob of people to ruin someone. not saying i blame people, i just think it's messed up.

sure. what the fuck.

okay so the theory is if i write 18/21 im not actually lying cus i say 18 but if you want to you can look at the 21 and hopefully not block me

man am i actually gonna have to start lying about my age being 21 just as i can finally stop lying about being 18.

funny how its part of a giveaway to repost, so more people see it, so you're less likely to win

We wanted to start a giveaway today to bring a little more positivity into the start of this year! As always to enter you just have to be following us, like this post, and repost it! Winner(s) will be drawn on Jan 23rd @ 2PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter and win! Rules next!

guys i heard there might be two powers in heaven whats up with

forgive me for breaking character as an impartial lyricbot runner and giving a personal anecdote, but the first time i heard Never Meant To Know (circa 2023, i'm not usually a Tally Hall listener) i had a ratatouille critic moment hearing those lines

LIVE #$NVDA NEWS BREAKING: #$NVDA DOWN 81.6% AND DROPPING FAST AMIDST CHAIN OF TERRORIST ATTACKS PERPETRATED BY NOTORIOUS TERROR GROUP "SOYJACK.PARY", TARGETING PRODUCTION AND STORAGE FACILITIES. DURING RECENT EXECUTIVE MEETING CYANIDE PILLS WERE DISTRIBUTED. 22 DEAD. 16 HOSPITALISED. #FINANCE #NEWS

i think how you find this out is you start with an empty grid, then write in each square the number of possible numbers, in order. then you count those and multiply them all together. there might be a smarter way, this is just what came to mind first

i wonder how and if the average Floridian or Pensilvanian is finding out about whats happening. surely not in the same way us people on bluesky.

i just heard #$NVDA just decided to start giving out graphics cards to the poor and the homeless. maybe we should all sell 🤔

classic coordination problem

americans should be moving to mexico and europe and india and china en mass

homestuck

the ex-homestuck fan transfemmes dissolution with society vaguely interested in gnosticism desperately need a shepherd !

this actually fits into my wild speculation about the next #systemerasure game but yall aren't ready for that yet

The Kiss/The Thing

Malicious They 💙 #voidstranger #lev #despair

so my train of thought went like this: the white symbolizes transition. It last for just 1 frame compared to red and blue because ( interchangeably ) blue is all of time before transitioning and red all of time after transitioning. Meaning also before birth and after death. -

i recognize the act of restraint and subtlety that Madeline's hair is red-white-blue and not pink-white-pastel blue.

speaking of cosmic comedy, yesterday i wanted to make sauce, before i went to the store i saw there was garlic, so i didn't get any more. when i got back it fell apart in my hands. on the way to the store again i find this ( dw i didnt use this one )

people say magic isn't real and then trust their life to a colored light to protect them from 300 kilojoules of moving metal

Post from Shying37 on X #vi #jinx #vijinx #arcane #fanart source: https://x.com/Shying37/status/1881207340290203989

the us had the most wacky "mechanism" for getting rid of a tyrant, that's just "shoot them bro trust me it's legal if you get away with it probably". but then half of the population, the exact half that would want tot shoot the tyrant decided to never ever use it.

5 bucks is 5 bucks and 5 bucks i will never spend on something i was compelled to buy by something like social pressure. sorry

words cant describe how much i hate smiling friends. its just so ugly and like cynical in like a regurgitated corporate way like the demiurge made smiling friends just to get as mamy people to hate themselves as possible or something

this is the kind of content i follow THEONION for

does anyoene else find it concerning that #bluesky makes its money not from sane real world ways but venture capital ? the platform you are trusting to not be evil legally belongs to 59 year old white guys

You know, I actually canvassed for Bernie. *drinks cherry pepsi from the dog bowl*

so you have half a second to notice the typos but cant actually change them even though you can still enter text

the "post posted" prompt that appears whenever you post a post appearing over the back button is actually on purpose. so you have half a secind to reflect before moving onto the nrxt thought

it takes a lot of effort to not make 'the playlist' be just siivagunner

such peak btw, i think everyone should watch all the pilotredsun videos i do like twice a week

in this house we love slop and slime in this house

Bad Ending #libetsdelae #homestuck

how the hell do you inspect elemet on a macdonalds kiosk ????

Raise up your 8at!!!!!!!! #homestuck #deltarune

How to stop being a scary girl How to stop being a creepy girl How to stop looking scary at night How to stop being a strange weird girl How to have pretty girl hair as a girl

big mommy doombringer enemies to lovers tachybringer yuri (WITH FEET, MPREG AND SOME OTHER FREAKYSLOP!)

bluesky actually loves AI #slop if its about #trump apparently

everyone lisen to peak now please !!!

imagine if the daily bunnies and deer accounts went down... transgender community would be in shambles

i have the slightest feeling that people like us being constantly bombarded with videos of ICE shooting people without us being able to do anything about it is exactly what ( capital-T ) They want.