It’s too bad Johnny Cash didn’t cover more NIN songs. I would’ve loved to hear him sing that I wanna fuck you like an animal one.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Not everyone realizes what a prolific songwriter/rapper @timberbams.bsky.social is. She's probably gonna release an album in 2026

betty white album covers: thread

Hey beautiful wanna go outside and look at the Beaver? @timberbams.bsky.social

Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love

Breakfast for dinner

My girl just keeps on getting more and more beautiful by the day

Might be controversial, but if you're a horrible racist misogynistic asshole in life you shouldn't be treated like you were a savior in death

After Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

Random Fact of the Day: Slugs can nap for 3 years — less if you bring out a salt shaker

Only one thing can save Cracker Barrel now

Meanwhile, at the other place

Got back on Twitter just in time for the Trump Musk civil war

So after Twitter suspended me they pretty much said oops and let me start a new account but wouldn't let me regain access to my account I had for years because I wouldn't pay premium. Maybe if I was on as many drugs as Elon it would make sense

@timberbams.bsky.social does the best panda impersonation

Stop calling Trump Taco. Tacos are delicious and awesome and never hurt anybody.

Nothing about soldiers in this Memorial Day message. Only more hateful rhetoric. What an absolute disgrace

share.newsbreak.com/d8cz681k This is insane. KCPD is useless and getting worse daily

Commissions are open. Follow and send a DM if you’re interested!

Mission Impossible is just James Bond but instead of being a British drunk, he's an American Scientologist.

Trump : How hard can it be to make Apples though?

But I don’t want a golden dome, I want free healthcare, you dumb bastards

I'm really regretting watching The Sopranos with Mom

Did they 86 Twitter?

Charlie Brown had a lot of problems

Fuck that place. Shut it down

I started watching Lost last night and I have no idea wtf is happening

Sex swings are lame. Can't even push anyone on a sex swing. More like a lame swing

@timberbams.bsky.social I have titanium gears baby

Watching The Sopranos and there's not a lot of singing

Trump is suing because Bruce Springsteen doesn't like him? What a dumbass bitch lol

What does "in tents and porpoises" even mean?

Happy birthday @stinkythinktank.bsky.social hope you've had a great day!

youtu.be/NF20gqVzIuc?... This had to be the top answer

@timberbams.bsky.social Beautiful new pfp you got there 😘

woegurt

@timberbams.bsky.social is the most giggly person ever. She's like 99.9% giggles

I have an unopened bag of apple slices from 2020. Will they let me return it if I don't have a receipt?

Apparently getting in your steps isn't a good excuse to randomly start chasing people at the mall.

If someone changes everything around where you buy your groceries you should be able to get at least 10 items free.

Would 😏

Trump: You can play with one doll and that's all you need Also Trump: I'll have the yugest military parade ever on my birthday and it's my birthday and I'll do what I want 😤

All of this is easily disproven . Not that his base really cares about silly things like facts

Happy Mother's Day to all the mamas

Been permanently suspended from twitter but this person still has their account.

Why are they chanting CM PUNK! at the new Pope?