@pwradses.bsky.social Is there a funnier song than One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer?

Boomer Lives!

Shit has gone to hell since Wallet left.

They say the DiMaggio record is unbreakable. But I bet after all is said and done, Trumps gonna hold the records for most felonies and impeachments for a long time. He’s not even done.

The only faith I have left is in music. I appreciate anyone willing to listen. If you've ever listened to me play, thank you. I'd be even more lost and broken without you.

Things are not good inside my old asa body. There's cysts and growths and the news keeps getting worse. I'm sure I'll be fine, but I guess it's time for another long drawn out exhausting fight.

... but baby, I'm a star.

They gotta cut me open again. I'm not a huge fan tbh.

Mmmmmmm Bop bop. Good vibrations, she Bop Bop.

I'm starting to sense that my coworkers are maybe more fond of me than I think. I mean, I'm still the semi-unbelievable old coot with a zillion stories... But I think they like the more charming moments.

What's more? What's more than this.. I did it my way.

I really did do it my way. I am mine. I know I was born and I know that I'll die. The in between is mine. I am mine.

Twitter and Truth Social are fighting and Bluesky be like..

There was just something really fun about tge original Nintendo

Bowman and I would occasionally cut classes and literally go to the arcade. We were like the "bad" kids in an afternoon TV special.

My buddy Bo is a goofball. He's 6'6", 270 and genuinely handsome. So he's always been afforded the right to be weird and have his big dumb thoughts. When we were in HS, I drove him to his girlfriends house when he lost his virginity. Dropped off a boy, picked up a man.

Just pre-ordered my Tesla Optimus Prime humanoid robot! Can't wait.

Team Musk and Team Trump are literally the two worst teams you can be on.

Steelers fans hate this shit so much. As usual, Rodgers doesn't seem to know how to read the room.

I'd like to thank the guy in my avi. Honestly have had a blast using his face on here and that other app. His noggin just seemed to relate better to what I was doing on here. Plus, the whole legal thing meant I couldn't really use my own. Thanks avi Dude. Appreciate you.

Dig through the ditches, burn through the witches... slam in the back of my...

I'M COMING TO GET YOU

Do you take sugar? One lump or two?

Oh look what you've done to this Rock and Roll clown..

One of my best friends in High School's kid is the #1 TE recruit in the nation. He's committed to USC. Came in to work today and several coworkers were AMPED to talk to me. Some USC fans heard about me knowing the kid. Had to hold a little press conference about him. It was fun.

It's weird how we all just know that Kermit the Frog is the captain of the Muppets. Like Kermit is #1 on that call sheet. It's like how Mikey ran the Goonies.

He will predict 50,000,000 humanoids and he will sell like 258.

Sorry for the self-pity. I'll be fine.

I dont have family anymore. I have my Mom and that's it. I don't have kids. I don't have money. I don't have possessions. All I've really got are the stories of a man without anyone. And I am deeply unwell right now. Truly, I don't feel like I can recover and it hasn't even gotten bad yet.

I was in my early 40's when my Mom got me into acting school on a lark. I could never in a million years predicted the stuff I've gotten to do in films the last decade. My tippy top goal/dream was just to do it once. A "real" role. Just to experience it as an artist. And I've done 50 roles.

I don't have a bucket list. But if I did, I'd probably have it all crossed off. I've lived an inexplicably interesting life. Who could ask the universe for more than I've had? I've been blessed to have a band that I've loved every minute of. We did more than I could have dreamt.

And now, the end is near. And so I face the final curtain. My friend, I'll say it clear. I'll state my case of which I'm certain. I've lived a life that full. Ive traveled each and every highway. And more, much more than this, I did it my way. .. the end is near.

A kid asked me my favorite movie the other day. Guilty pleasure. Armageddon. To which he says “What’s it about?” Well, kid.. I’d really HATE to spoil such a classic.

Every single actor should watch Inside the Actors Studio. I went to acting school and it was almost a total waste of time. But every Inside The Actors Studio is informative.

People are often quite surprised that I read at all, let alone a lot. People also think I watch way more movies. My tastes on film are pretty limited. Despite being an actor.

Some people study the Bible and can quote scripture to provide wisdom or comfort. For me, that’s Rock and Roll.

My band had a song called Am I the Only One and it’s simply a blast to play. A song that’s truly fun to play often equates to a decent tune. The listener can hear it.

Musk thinks "everyone" will have a robot. I can think of exactly two people who could afford a robot, and they will absolutely have no interest. The lack of interest is astounding. They epically do not care.

We are going to have self driving cars! No we won't. We are going to Mars! No we aren't. Everyone will have a robot! No, we will not.

Musk is so childish and condescending in that Bloomberg interview. Such a disrespectful piece of shit.

Stop! The love you save may be your own.

I constantly ask customers who their favorite band was in High School. This one dude was hesitant to play along. So my coworker joined in. Then the shy customer goes "I got it, I know who.. Red Hot Chili... " And I cut him off and go "WRONG. TRY AGAIN, ITS NOT THEM. NO." GOT LAUGHS.

Still obsessed with Prince. When he yells "SING".. then he yelps.. gets me everytime.

This is honestly one of the reasons I never considered having kids. It's a branded paddle for spankings. My great grandpa made this to whoop my grandpa, who used it on my Dad. I was like "How about we maybe end this cycle?"

Just now I was like "Maybe it would be smart to Google these symptoms and conditions like an adult..." But guess what was NOT smart at all?

No answers. More concerns.

Bugs me to not know which TikToker started the trend.

There's a dude here well older than myself and he is flirting on the office girls. Gross.

I like LP but this made me laugh really hard 😅