"A German court in December 1926 awarded...the military leader of the Kapp putsch, back payment of his pension to cover the period when he was a rebel against the government and also the five years that he was a fugitive from justice." - William Shirer. The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. p. 109

You’re telling me they voted out the *only* republican to vote to release the Epstein files? Wtaf is wrong with this country? Is expanding slavery really that important to ppl?

I think he’s just her for the zip line

Immoral teenagers in YA novels have ruined us.

Two weeks ago, @TheNation published my piece arguing Democrats were about to blow a once-in-a-generation political moment on ICE. I was head down and couldn't share it. They blew it — exactly the way I said they would. A thread. 🧵 www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Simple solution: those taxpayers can start taking the train or bus!

According to the IDF’s own investigation, the battalion commander was present when his soldiers opened fire on the three men waving the white flag, and only ordered them to cease fire after the first two had been killed and he heard the third—whom a sniper had already wounded—calling out in Hebrew.

My primary thought, as southern Republicans drop all pretense and scramble to grab more power, is that if the rot runs deeper than we thought, so must the needed reforms.

I personally love to read shit like "U.S. Pauses 'Project Freedom'" in headlines. Not all good jokes need to be complicated.

So the Feds did more to investigate VA workers who went to Alex Pretti memorial than those who killed him.

BOYS change your insurance to high deductible in your late 20s or you will be FUCKED

I WANT A FLOATING BUFFET TO FOLLOW ME TO TROPICAL LOCATIONS

What’s the tally of black ppl Trump has called low-IQ now?

"Richmond police said the matter was brought to the attention of Commonwealth’s Attorney Colette McEachin, but she declined to prosecute the sergeant after looking at 'the facts of the case.'"

I’m allowed a couple conspiracy follows

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

The new safari sucks

Fuck my ass I need to do my taxes

Well done sir, they're calling it your best interview yet

Sure, a lot of the funny people stayed on Twitter when Musk took over but at least I’m being being forced into the baseball community

Non-agented authors, before you sign a contract with a publisher, the @authorsguild.org will review your contract for a pretty nominal fee (I think it's $49). Considering that your book could be locked up for years (or even its lifetime for a bad contract), it's worth doing. #WritingCommunity

I could’ve bought over $2000 worth of CDs with the amount I’ve spent on #Spotify. I’m fucking done with this shit. Fuck all this streaming. Only physical media.

Which direction will Zac go? 🤔

Ghislaine Maxwell exploited and abused women and children. Donald Trump and Oversight Republicans are entertaining a pardon for her. It’s sick. We will oppose any effort to erase responsibility for these crimes.

PabloReports: Who do you think Trump should fire next? AOC: Is he out of women? Trump only seems to have the capability to fire female secretaries. If you’re a man in the Trump administration, it seems that they reward misconduct.

Can someone with power implement Ranked Choice Voting in and remove Super Delagates from the DNC?

Idk if you’ve ever had the displeasure of being subscribed to @axios.com local emails but they read with the shallow duplicity of a Hunger Games announcer

Marimar Martinez, Chicago woman shot 5 times by federal agent, to testify at Washington hearing @tinasfon.bsky.social reports: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

But the FIERCENESS of our WARRIORS?! But the breed of our HORSES?! Who could withstand such MIGHT?! You silly scribes have no place on the battlefield—leave the fighting to the TRUE WARRIORS.

Exactly one year ago today:

$300,000,000 per year to families with kids who were already going to private schools. @GovBillLee’s #1 priority wpln.org/post/tenness...

Finally encountered the Blue MAGA everybody has been complaining about

ANALYSIS: Colorado Republicans often call for more manual election processes and hand counting of ballots - and Colorado GOP events often make a mess of that process. Their state assembly on Saturday had 90 more votes than credentialed voters. They decided to count them anyway.

Did you know there is a Wikimedian in space? In 2019, Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch made the first-ever Wikipedia edit from space during her mission on the International Space Station. 🧵⬇️ (1/2)

I’d kink shame but that’d only turn him on more

It’d be a real great time for the Lincoln Project to actually mobilize Republicans to save democracy

By age 30, you should have a magic act, your own ministry, some prostitute friends, and an omnipotent, all-loving father who orchestrates your crucifixion

It also points to a schism we’re already seeing in today’s job market -so little is available for inexperienced workers…mainly youth. Now we’re automating more of those jobs. How will anyone become the kind of diligent, thoughtful employee we’ll still need when there is no entry-level work any more?

This has never happened in the history of the world. I served or worked the bar in every kind of establishment for many years, from diners to Michelin-starred restaurants and not once has anyone ever asked such a thing.

I think this is actually a modern book/amateur author problem where the prologue is bait for a totally different type of story than what they write so the preview on Audible or Kindle totally misleads you into buying and then dropping.

Didn’t he say this fucking morning the war would end in at most three weeks??

Start a war Use the poor Watch the profits soar and soar

Boy, what a terrible headline. We *need* the wealthy to participate in public services. If only poor people ride the bus, then rich people won't wield their power in support of public transit or, worse, will wield their power *against* it.

Explicitly working to cordon off treatment to those in need because the exclusive access for the rich is the point.

Laguna Beach had a little gathering today. 2,500 people. Casual. 🌊 #NoKings #LagunaBeach March 28, 2026

HAPPENING NOW: Thousands of people in DC are marching to Fort McNair where Stephen Miller, Pete Hegseth, Pam Bondi, and other leaders of this regime are living to make it clear we want to #EndTheDCoccupation and #FireStephenMiller. #NoKings #NoKingsDC

With the eyes of international media firmly focused on its wars on Lebanon and Iran, Israel has moved a step closer to legalising the execution of Palestinian prisoners. Ryan Kohls reports.

“There’s is no justice for traitors—only pain”

Wars are very embarrassing. Violence is incredibly weak. I don’t even have to raise my voice. I just shoot a look.

I am not convinced that this administration is taking the war it started that risks global economic chaos with sufficient seriousness.