Well colour me shocked that when people’s basic needs are met they commit fewer crimes.

do you even shower right bro

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

The Wikipedia editor of Chuck Tingles page must have the best time of anyone who has to format these things

Coincidentally thrown at me by FB just now, utterly terrifying

Edinburgh Zoo's baby capybara has been named Bru, as in Irn Bru, the national drink of Scotland. I would die for Bru.

Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026

Captcha: "To confirm you are not a robot, identify how many Doctor Whos there are in this image." #DoctorWho

Need to try and lose a little weight to fit more comfortably in my summer clothes again, and Marks & Spencer’s have just released their new Ice Cream Cone Ends, utter bastards

Here's a fun vote with no shitty candidates or any need to compromise or vote tactically. I've gone hedgehog and pine marten for mammals, puffin and wol for birds and frog and bee for amphibians, insects and fish. www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/he...

“Legitimate Concerns”

One from the archives.

My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE

Pride month’s only just started and my Direct Debits have gone out. That’s fucking homophobic as far as I’m concerned.

June 1st

I want to start #PrideMonth by wholeheartedly standing with my trans friends. While bigots with large bank accounts may influence policy, you are loved and supported by the majority. #GWithTheT #NoToTransphobia

I remember being a kid thinking “I can’t wait to be an adult when I can do anything I want.” Now I don’t want to do anything

Hi. Librarian here. Let me settle this once and for all: audiobooks are reading. Graphic novels are reading. It's all fucking reading. Stop gatekeeping and stfu. Thank you an have a good night.

Suddenly S P I D E R S

Moonlight sonata. I took one of my favorite photos last night. While looking for a scissortail, this eastern meadowlark perched itself atop a nearby tree and sang a beautiful song just long enough for me to position it directly in front of the nearly-full Moon. #Photography #BirdOfTheDay #Birds

watching the chuds turn literally everything into Gender at all times is so exhausting and stupid figuring out that You Don't Have To Do That is, I believe, the single most helpful realization a young man can make, it's such an enormous life improvement to just embrace what you actually like

Just got an email from a Kickstarter I backed asking for my email as I’d apparently used the Apple hide my email feature. I duly replied and then a minute later got another Kickstarter notification saying do not reply to the last message they’ve been hacked. 🫠

Speaking of my current project I'm obsessed with right now: If you ever had a truly creepy Disney World experience, I'd love to read about it. I'm especially looking for creepy 1970s Disney World anecdotes. Please repost so I can hear from more people!

Trans people have a right to the same healthcare we all need, please consider adding your name goodlawproject.org/s/ec0359

I've called on the UK government to step up to its legal and moral obligation to stop ALL arms sales and military support to Israel. This is a crucial step towards accountability and justice. #StopArmingIsrael www.oxfam.org.uk/get-involved...

"It is literally so boring for me, a gorgeous genius, to keep having to yap on about how horribly I am treated because of my body" is such a banging quote www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Shoutout to everyone who choose to create in spite of everything

I reported a review on Tripadvisor for hate speech and they actually removed the post! I am not used to this feeling…

Monty Python's review for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. In 42 words, no less. [Never too late for] #TowelDay

Satsumas in the fridge are excellent hot weather snacks fyi

It’s funny how this weather has some people looking healthy and glowing and others (including myself) looking like we’re going through An Ordeal

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

just found out THIS is the creator of Widow's Bay on Apple tv

Just ripped my only cool pair of shorts 👍

some jokes write themselves

Broke my foot kicking Clark Kent in the balls for wearing those Ray-Ban pervert glasses

Ice cold mint tea is everything I need it to be right now

Water emus not data centres!

Author of this thinks nobody reads Pratchett any more because most of his readers have blocked her.

stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟

I’ve hurt my back laughing too hard at Jeff Hays delivery on a joke about balls in the new Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook, which is simultaneously the most juvenile and middle aged injury I’ve ever had #booksky

Soviet parents in the 80s:

Trying to Tell Myself I'm Cultured by Listening to Radio 3 in the Car But Then This Happens

FYI: if you're playing a programme on BBC iPlayer in a web browser you can still turn subtitles on and off by pressing 888.

thanks gombo

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

For those of you already missing Stephen Colbert, he's resurfaced on community public access in Monroe, Michigan, and no, I am not joking: youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4

If one bus runs over trans people and immigrants and the other only runs over trans people I think I'll walk instead

There’s something cosmically sad about being the world’s richest man and spending days complaining online that your favorite TV show didn’t end the way you wanted

Unfortunately now hot enough to trigger my Dave’s Syndrome