"Not all of the people in this bog roll advert are white" is such a Luxury thing to have brainspace to worry about. Orange juice is £1.80 a carton, Susan! The rivers are still all full of shit! A 2 bed flat is half a million quid!

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absolute scenes in celebrity traitors

Good climate news this week 1 Global: Renewables generation surpasses coal for 1st time 2 Global: Renewables have cut fossil-fuel imports for more than 100 countries 3 Global: Solar and wind generation grew in 1st half by more than overall demand increased in the same period 1/5

My past self comes in clutch for the second time this week, thank you Me! (And also thank you @bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social and @bobmort.bsky.social) #booksky

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Genuinely curious what Sainsbury’s are thinking playing David Walliams screaming at you every few minutes over the sound system. My first guess is they’re trying to drive everyone to internet shopping, my second guess is they’re trying to drive up alcohol sales

Do you ever pre-order a book and then forget when it’s due to be released? It’s like buying yourself a surprise present! Anyway, can’t wait to get stuck into Ring The Bells, the latest in the brilliant Stranger Times series by C.K. McDonnell #booksky @caimhmc.bsky.social

erm did you know if you have location services turned on on instagram it shows your exact location to everyone on a map so check that if you’re bothered or don’t x

Timeline cleanse. Newspaper clipping, 1906.

Nobody did it like her 🤍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY2r...

Some good news. London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces. The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.

People online are just constantly saying stuff, and I understand maybe 10% of it at this point. So this is what getting old feels like then

Autism doesn’t need to be “fixed.” Fascism needs to be neutered.

A lady who works in skincare asked how old I was and when I told her she laughed uproariously and said, “Oh gosh I wouldn’t have said that at ALL”, and I was honestly too scared to carry on that line of conversation so changed the subject 👵

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

The turkey neck I’ve developed between hairdresser appointments is genuinely alarming, perimenopause doesn’t f**k around (at the hairdressers is the only time I have no option but stare at my own reflection)

*sits watching clock so I can be fully prepared when the energy alarm test goes off* *shits self anyway*

My sister trains with a Boot Camp on Bristol Downs but the council want to put up the license fee which could put some out of business. Would be GREAT if you could sign and share a petition to stop this. They’re a really important health benefit. chng.it/mvybffML6j

My Good Omens graphic novel arrived! It’s so beautiful I can’t wait to get properly stuck in, but the whole team has obviously put on so much work to create this beautiful project, they’ve done Sir Terry proud! Thank you @terrypratchett.bsky.social @colleendoran.bsky.social #booksky

Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction

Here’s one I wrote many moons ago

My car says it couldn’t load my user profile, but it is letting me drive it “as a guest”. The future is stupid.

I’ve been having a big purge of accounts I’m following on Instagram and the algorithm is freaking out, “What is it you want us to show you lady? Sports people? Atrocities? Ducks?” “What about the accounts I still follow?” “😂👎⛔️🖕”

Two people to take the Ring to Mordor? I can't explain it but they would manage.

I’m sure it’s a sign that everything’s fine that I log into BlueSky and every other post is ‘he’s still alive’

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

Y’ALL

Dying at the book he's reading

This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

Far-right hate will not win. It’s time to unite. Add your name to say refugees welcome to the community of people seeking safety in the UK. help.care4calais.org/page/175434/...

Almost didn’t come out to a record shop today but already glad I did.

🚨 Just six days from now, I need to be living in London, ready to start gruelling radiotherapy treatment and keep life as normal as possible for my children. 👊 If you can help, the GoFundMe link’s in my bio. ❤️ Every share and every donation - big or small - makes a real difference. Thank you!

it's hard to believe, but ewoks once stopped an imperial invasion. look at them now. can't even get out of bed

Shoving a handheld fan down my bra so that it’s hands-free is perhaps the most useful summer/hot flash hack I’ll ever discover

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

The blank pages at the back of books are for you to tear out and eat

One like, one extremely uncle/aunt-coded facebook comment

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

Well this is a whole lot of fuck

Every TERF is like 'birds and bees, it's easy, folks' and (almost) every scientist actually working on questions of sex is like 'oof guys, what can I tell you, I have been working on this question for 52 years, and frankly, I know less and less every year' theconversation.com/world-athlet...

People used to be made to feel a bit thick and ignorant about their racism. We need to bring that back.

Always liked Ade Edmondson.

Legends and Lattes by Travis Baldree is precisely the comfort read I needed right now. I am however lowkey convinced Mr Baldree is in the pocket of Big Cinnamon Bun. On an unrelated note, where’s my nearest bakery? #booksky

Chloe Kelly’s goal celebration face is the exact look my sister used to give me behind our mum’s back when I was being told off