Massive mug of my new Christmas tea + slightly fancy mince pie + Raiders of the Lost Ark = bliss. Wishing you all the Christmas you want, or just a really nice Thursday ❤️

Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

RIP Chris Rea youtu.be/H0WiwB1Cjbg?...

RIP Chris

Awesome stuff as ever from Swede Mason

Have you all seen Werner Herzog and his musical Bavarian beavers? www.instagram.com/p/DSNwWpgDE83/

Zach Woods is a funny motherfucker.

If your mind dislike any thing, obey it.

I’m starting #Whamtastic - every time you hear Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’ naturally you get points. Team up with 4 or 5 other people and who ever has most points gets a Toblerone from the others.

i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd

Don’t sleep on the Alt Text folks!

Bjork’s 60? Just goes to show that whacky don’t cracky x

Doomscroll break, please check out the alt text 🤭

Her first film will be g rated

Our privatised water system is broken, and the next Water Bill could lock in more of the same. If MPs don’t hear from us, water companies get their way again. I’ve written to my MP. You can do the same in 2 minutes: actionnetwork.org/letters/ask-...

I'm getting reports that a firm is cold calling people "offering grants for renewables and quoting that MARTIN LEWIS had encouraged people to engage with the company." The call is UTTER BOLLOCKS! This is not true. Don't trust them. Politely disengage and don't speak to them.

Thank you @caimhmc.bsky.social and Wonder Wife for these Stranger Times/Ring The Bells goodies! And my first Christmas card of the year! I won’t spoil it for anyone else but I’ve got mine displayed backwards #booksky

"Not all of the people in this bog roll advert are white" is such a Luxury thing to have brainspace to worry about. Orange juice is £1.80 a carton, Susan! The rivers are still all full of shit! A 2 bed flat is half a million quid!

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absolute scenes in celebrity traitors

Good climate news this week 1 Global: Renewables generation surpasses coal for 1st time 2 Global: Renewables have cut fossil-fuel imports for more than 100 countries 3 Global: Solar and wind generation grew in 1st half by more than overall demand increased in the same period 1/5

My past self comes in clutch for the second time this week, thank you Me! (And also thank you @bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social and @bobmort.bsky.social) #booksky

Genuinely curious what Sainsbury’s are thinking playing David Walliams screaming at you every few minutes over the sound system. My first guess is they’re trying to drive everyone to internet shopping, my second guess is they’re trying to drive up alcohol sales

Do you ever pre-order a book and then forget when it’s due to be released? It’s like buying yourself a surprise present! Anyway, can’t wait to get stuck into Ring The Bells, the latest in the brilliant Stranger Times series by C.K. McDonnell #booksky @caimhmc.bsky.social

erm did you know if you have location services turned on on instagram it shows your exact location to everyone on a map so check that if you’re bothered or don’t x

Timeline cleanse. Newspaper clipping, 1906.

Nobody did it like her 🤍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY2r...

Some good news. London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces. The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.

People online are just constantly saying stuff, and I understand maybe 10% of it at this point. So this is what getting old feels like then

Autism doesn’t need to be “fixed.” Fascism needs to be neutered.

A lady who works in skincare asked how old I was and when I told her she laughed uproariously and said, “Oh gosh I wouldn’t have said that at ALL”, and I was honestly too scared to carry on that line of conversation so changed the subject 👵

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

The turkey neck I’ve developed between hairdresser appointments is genuinely alarming, perimenopause doesn’t f**k around (at the hairdressers is the only time I have no option but stare at my own reflection)

*sits watching clock so I can be fully prepared when the energy alarm test goes off* *shits self anyway*

My sister trains with a Boot Camp on Bristol Downs but the council want to put up the license fee which could put some out of business. Would be GREAT if you could sign and share a petition to stop this. They’re a really important health benefit. chng.it/mvybffML6j

My Good Omens graphic novel arrived! It’s so beautiful I can’t wait to get properly stuck in, but the whole team has obviously put on so much work to create this beautiful project, they’ve done Sir Terry proud! Thank you @terrypratchett.bsky.social @colleendoran.bsky.social #booksky

Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction

Here’s one I wrote many moons ago

My car says it couldn’t load my user profile, but it is letting me drive it “as a guest”. The future is stupid.

I’ve been having a big purge of accounts I’m following on Instagram and the algorithm is freaking out, “What is it you want us to show you lady? Sports people? Atrocities? Ducks?” “What about the accounts I still follow?” “😂👎⛔️🖕”

Two people to take the Ring to Mordor? I can't explain it but they would manage.

I’m sure it’s a sign that everything’s fine that I log into BlueSky and every other post is ‘he’s still alive’

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

Y’ALL