Scottish World Cup fans 5 minutes after arriving in the US

Happy Father's Day 🖤

happy pride month to all the straight republican men’s boyfriends

First crop of the season.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

That's clearly a Trump impersonator who called into C-SPAN, please stop sharing the clip as if it's actually him. There's more than enough real material to work with here.

Donald Trump 5 seconds after finding out the Supreme Court has ruled against his tariffs

FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.

If you're a writer, wondering why you should bother writing with the world on fire. It feels like it's not important, I need you to understand that it is. Even if it is just because it keeps you moving forward? Even if it only brings YOU joy, that gives you energy to fight & survive.

Damn, you'd think with Aaron Rodgers being anti-vaxx, it'd be easier to catch something from him.

The White House is very pro teen.

Hulk Splash!

Recalling this for a suffocation risk is understandable. What's not understandable is why the crib was trying to trick a baby into committing a crime.

Hey @bsky.app At what point is someone who works for you seen as a liability? Is the harassment of a CSA and trafficking victim by the head of T&S the look you want for your company? Do you believe it’s totally fine and defend pedophilia as well? Does the board agree with your ideals?

One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve 🌝

True Tales of Dentistry

my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell

COKE: is pepsi okay DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could

Dang

Of course a guy named Will Smith would get a big hit when the world is watching

Fuck

Let's fucking go

Fuck

One down

Holy moly again. Didn't expect a scrum

Holy moly. Go Jays

3 strike outs in a row! Go Gausman, go Jays!

Yesavage having a hell of a night. Go Jays!

Go Jays

I've watched more baseball today than I have in my whole 45 year life

I'm absolutely just a bandwagon Blue Jays fan but man, that was a fun game to watch. Go Jays. 3 more to go.

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

Now I switch over to football where I actually root for Seattle.

Go Jays!

Most "classics" are boring as fuck to a modern reader in no small part because the context of the story is not understood by them and so many of the allusions and "inside jokes" known to then-contemporary readers have been lost in time and in translation

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

If you see this draw and post a babadook from memory

That's great, but are we really going to learn anything new that MY biopic didn't cover?

Remember, if you're a superhero, whose power is growing bigger and taller, go to the bathroom BEFORE battle.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Elbows up, Canada.

President Musk's press conference, with Trump in the oval office, managed to make the Resolute desk look like a cuck chair.

Fun Factoid: The origin of the Presidential pardon goes back to 1803 when President John Pardon won a game of Monopoly with a timely use of a Get Out Of Jail Free card. He enacted the Get Out of Jail Free Act. Due to legal threats from Parker Brothers, the Act's name was changed.

We're about 5 years away from a slow and serious cover of Baby Shark being used in the trailer for a shark attack movie