When a Hefty bag says TRUSTED SEAL:

My daily mantra

One After 909 - The Beatles Last Train to Clarksville - The Monkees Express - B.T. Express She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain - Little Richard Chicken Train - Ozark Mountain Daredevils

I sometimes do this even when I'm not wearing my glasses

"A digital Gymboree for adults designed to create the illusion of satisfaction in angry people so that they won't do a Bastille Day" is the definition of social media that I've been trying to put to words for years.

TIL G-Max Cannonade is a pun on "colonnade", which can describe a kind of rock formation that features straight, hexagonal columns of igneous rock (and is most likely directly inspired by Giant's Causeway in Ireland). G-Max Blastoise's back cannons are arranged in a hexagonal pattern.

Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.

The rodeo's cruel to animals. In nature, the bull lives peacefully with the giraffe...

Gorochu babyyyyy!!

True altruism is hearing something you can't unhear and not telling anyone for their benefit

This year's TTRPG discourse has dropped.

🔭 NGC 4565: Galaxy on Edge Image Credit & Copyright: José Rodrigues (IA, OFXB) apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25090...

love. to love anyone. just finding something to love and attributing a purpose to it smooching is a close second

Good to see youuuu

I can't believe they blew up mega lo mart

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

Reminded me of this gem from a while back (much goofier than what the album cover implies, especially starting at 1:15) youtu.be/eZq0VKuYMuI?...

For a modern example, look no further than Hank Green's Focus Friend app www.yourfocusfriend.com

Sounds like the Baileys are at it again 🙄 youtu.be/dijMKwZMU2Q?...

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

the least-exciting form of the Wonder Twins

One of the rarer signifiers of my younger millennial status was learning to say "Free Bird!" at concerts without knowing what the song sounded like.

I got really close to seeing my car's mileage say "80085" but I missed it by a mile 🥲

Oh no, not his firstcorn!

Anakinocchio when he tells Padmé a lie

it feels good to be on the right side of history

A year ago, I heard that Oklahoma City had approved a plan to build Legends Tower, the tallest skyscraper in the entire Western hemisphere. Why were we building the Tower of Babel in the Heartland? I decided to investigate. This essay is the result. (gift link) thepickup.com/whats-so-wro...

Wow. Trump turning his back on Trump's only achievement. Sad.

a special Sideways Heaven for people killed by someone holding their gun sideways

i've decided to run for mayor of new york city. i hate this city, i hate being in it, i think everyone in it is stupid except for me, when people have fun here it makes me mad, i don't know why i'm running, i don't want to be mayor, and i have $4. see you at the polls

rise and shine!!!

Brb shiny hunting Celebi

Canadian coins. Toonie. 1/5

I must add this to my lexicon

Bombastic Labubu Criminally Offensive Labubu

Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald use Braille with the Regi trio, and the eye dots on their faces look sort of Braille-like. In the movies we see their eye dots flash off and on before launching attacks. They're essentially automatons; what if they're inputting their attacks by spelling them out?

Trying to figure out the box legendaries for the next Pokémon game like:

The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1zB... Casual Geographic on the octopus

Star Wars fans don't *gulp* when they're scared, they *glup*

Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.

This is the most dangerous shade your brush water can be.

Stomping on invasive spotted lanternflies is my passion.

Spanish is a beautiful language and when Bill Adler speaks it it sounds like one of those made up alien languages in star war

And in Spanish youtu.be/QNyX0iy71RY?...